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(KTUL Tulsa)   What kind of man steals another person's leg and then straps it to his head? No, not a Florida man, at least not this time. Florida tag says, "Phew" and wipes sweat from brow   (ktul.com) divider line
    More: Weird, leg thief, English-language films, Police, Crime drama films, leg, head  
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2021-09-20 9:54:05 PM  
Useless without pics.
 
2021-09-20 9:56:51 PM  

Mugato: Useless without pics.


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2021-09-20 10:05:25 PM  
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"No relation"
 
2021-09-20 10:50:43 PM  
"Your Honor, armed robbery is unlawful.  But my client committed legged robbery."
 
2021-09-20 11:26:28 PM  
Bubbs?
 
2021-09-21 12:08:17 AM  
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Looks a little surprised he was arrested.
 
2021-09-21 2:23:37 AM  

GardenWeasel: Mugato: Useless without pics.

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2021-09-21 2:26:11 AM  
It's one of those moments where it's a real kicker at the time, but in hindsight you realise he needs a dropkick to the head.
 
2021-09-21 2:47:33 AM  

syrynxx: "Your Honor, armed robbery is unlawful.  But my client committed legged robbery."


Maybe it's the time of night, but it's been a while since a comment on Fark made me literally LOL.
 
2021-09-21 2:47:45 AM  
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2021-09-21 2:50:36 AM  

Mugato: Useless without pics.


Found this crime scene pic in another article.

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2021-09-21 3:22:56 AM  
There, but the grace of god, go I.
 
2021-09-21 4:12:19 AM  
Do you think drugs were involved?
 
2021-09-21 4:41:43 AM  
"In a sense, you were the victim of a leg thief... what you say to that thief if he was here now?"

"Give me back my legs."

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2021-09-21 5:39:29 AM  
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Tulsa with a leg strapped to his head!
 
2021-09-21 7:02:09 AM  
There was a Flannery O'Connor short story IIRC. Willful young lady living with her parents; she nicknamed herself Hulga and made everyone call her that. She falls for a glib young salesman who (spoiler alert) steals her wooden leg and takes off.
 
2021-09-21 7:04:29 AM  
Manley Pointer rides again!
 
2021-09-21 7:26:18 AM  
He thought he would have a leg up on the police?
 
2021-09-21 7:26:40 AM  

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"No relation"


Boot to the head!
/nyah nyah
 
2021-09-21 7:50:01 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: There was a Flannery O'Connor short story IIRC. Willful young lady living with her parents; she nicknamed herself Hulga and made everyone call her that. She falls for a glib young salesman who (spoiler alert) steals her wooden leg and takes off.


incredibly, the name "Hulga" is the part of the story i'd forgotten.
 
2021-09-21 9:09:42 AM  
Unfortunately, the case will be difficult to try because the victim doe

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2021-09-21 9:50:02 AM  
The Frantics - Boot to the Head - 16. Ti Kwan Leep
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2021-09-21 10:43:59 AM  
" Something happens and I'm head over heels ... "
 
2021-09-21 12:04:30 PM  

mudpants: " Something happens and I'm head over heels ... "


guess you found out.
 
2021-09-21 1:37:00 PM  
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