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(Mediaite)   They're farking it all up for the love of one man, TED CRUZ 💗   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2021-09-20 5:17:00 AM  
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That turns on Manchin and Sinema.

/All 3 are crazier than I
 
2021-09-20 5:29:35 AM  
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2021-09-20 5:42:44 AM  
When Cruz agrees with you about anything it's a safe bet that you were dead wrong.
 
2021-09-20 6:37:25 AM  
Wow, all Manchin needs to do now is call Cruz's wife ugly and accuse his Dad of killing JFK and they'll be BFFs
 
2021-09-20 6:58:37 AM  
Oil refinery sized gas lighting.  Thank you for your crayon & booger infused asylum news letter, Cruz.
 
2021-09-20 7:10:40 AM  
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2021-09-20 7:20:45 AM  
At this point, I'm resigned to getting nothing done for this round of democrats in power. Who wants to start the betting pool for debt ceiling and/or continuation bill related shut downs in three to five weeks?
 
2021-09-20 8:13:50 AM  
One day, Ted Cruz will leave this earth.  And that will be his greatest contribution to it.
 
2021-09-20 8:15:20 AM  

Sabreace22: At this point, I'm resigned to getting nothing done for this round of democrats in power. Who wants to start the betting pool for debt ceiling and/or continuation bill related shut downs in three to five weeks?


It's only because most democrats are spineless, idiotic, corporate whores...

But at least the vast majority of them aren't also nazis.
 
2021-09-20 8:16:29 AM  
Ted is a fat piece of shiat.
 
2021-09-20 8:18:59 AM  

Sabreace22: At this point, I'm resigned to getting nothing done for this round of democrats in power. Who wants to start the betting pool for debt ceiling and/or continuation bill related shut downs in three to five weeks?


you mean like last time, and the time before that, and the time before that, and the...
 
2021-09-20 8:19:09 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Ted is a fat piece of shiat.


I funnied this, not because I disagree, but because it made me laugh. He IS a fat piece of shiat!
 
2021-09-20 8:19:09 AM  
Ted Cruz let Donald J. Trump call his wife ugly and his father an assassin. Cruz then applied his tongue to Trump's backside in celebration. Nobody give a shiat what the Zodiac Killer says about anything.
 
2021-09-20 8:21:32 AM  
Centrist Democrats:  We need to stop with the slogans and focus on bread and butter issues the American people care about.

Democrats:  Here's an infrastructure bill.

Centrist Democrats:  Not like that.
 
2021-09-20 8:24:15 AM  
Man, that takes a whole lotta love.
 
2021-09-20 8:24:21 AM  

chaoswolf: Sabreace22: At this point, I'm resigned to getting nothing done for this round of democrats in power. Who wants to start the betting pool for debt ceiling and/or continuation bill related shut downs in three to five weeks?

It's only because most democrats are spineless, idiotic, corporate whores...

But at least the vast majority of them aren't also nazis.


The correct answer is not "most"... it's "just enough of them to f*ck everything up for all of us"
 
2021-09-20 8:25:03 AM  
I'm very concerned about these purity tests. If we don't elect Democrats that side with republicans, are we really inclusive?

I think we should consider dissolving the party and have everyone run as a republican, to be fair, you know?
 
2021-09-20 8:27:07 AM  

NewportBarGuy: The correct answer is not "most"... it's "just enough of them to f*ck everything up for all of us"


I accept that correction but still think *most* democrats are way too far to the right for me. Of course they continue to get my votes because the alternative is full tilt theocratic fascism, but damn...
 
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2021-09-20 8:29:07 AM  

Sabreace22: At this point, I'm resigned to getting nothing done for this round of democrats in power. Who wants to start the betting pool for debt ceiling and/or continuation bill related shut downs in three to five weeks?


They'll pass the infrastructure bill the Senate already cleared but the $3.5 Trillion bill is on life support. Even if they pass some version of it the big ticket items will get slashed (expanding Medicare to cover glasses and hearing aids is such a no-brainer that only Democrats could figure out how to screw that up).

Drug pricing reform gone. Manchin will have final say over climate policy. You get the idea...
 
2021-09-20 8:31:04 AM  

chaoswolf: NewportBarGuy: The correct answer is not "most"... it's "just enough of them to f*ck everything up for all of us"

I accept that correction but still think *most* democrats are way too far to the right for me. Of course they continue to get my votes because the alternative is full tilt theocratic fascism, but damn...


On that, we're both in agreement.
 
2021-09-20 8:33:56 AM  
You dumb f*cks keep saying Trump called Ms. Cruz ugly. The actual exchange is worth looking at. Trump threatened to expose her. Probably some bullsh*t with her job. That's why Cruz fell in line.
 
2021-09-20 8:43:01 AM  

ENS: Sabreace22: At this point, I'm resigned to getting nothing done for this round of democrats in power. Who wants to start the betting pool for debt ceiling and/or continuation bill related shut downs in three to five weeks?

They'll pass the infrastructure bill the Senate already cleared but the $3.5 Trillion bill is on life support. Even if they pass some version of it the big ticket items will get slashed (expanding Medicare to cover glasses and hearing aids is such a no-brainer that only Democrats could figure out how to screw that up).

Drug pricing reform gone. Manchin will have final say over climate policy. You get the idea...


The choice between Republicans and Democrats is the choice between dying quickly or dying slightly slower. Evidently "not dying" is too much to ask.
 
2021-09-20 8:43:46 AM  
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2021-09-20 9:01:43 AM  
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) blasted President Joe Biden, the Afghanistan withdrawal,

That Trump started. Biden is getting blamed for everything Trump did.
 
2021-09-20 9:10:07 AM  

Por que tan serioso: You dumb f*cks keep saying Trump called Ms. Cruz ugly. The actual exchange is worth looking at. Trump threatened to expose her. Probably some bullsh*t with her job. That's why Cruz fell in line.


Trump threatens to expose everyone he hates, but everyone knows that he's got nothing.

Cruz fell in line because he likes political relevancy more than he likes his wife.
 
2021-09-20 9:17:16 AM  

Por que tan serioso: You dumb f*cks keep saying Trump called Ms. Cruz ugly. The actual exchange is worth looking at. Trump threatened to expose her. Probably some bullsh*t with her job. That's why Cruz fell in line.


The threat of an expose was that NY Post story about Ted cheating on her with 5 different women. One of them was bullet necklace lady,

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It also related somehow to an incident when Ms. Cruz was found by cops sitting next to a highway interchange. There was some implication of her pondering suicide, supposedly because Ted had been cheating on her.
 
2021-09-20 9:19:17 AM  

dsmith42: Por que tan serioso: You dumb f*cks keep saying Trump called Ms. Cruz ugly. The actual exchange is worth looking at. Trump threatened to expose her. Probably some bullsh*t with her job. That's why Cruz fell in line.

The threat of an expose was that NY Post story about Ted cheating on her with 5 different women. One of them was bullet necklace lady,

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It also related somehow to an incident when Ms. Cruz was found by cops sitting next to a highway interchange. There was some implication of her pondering suicide, supposedly because Ted had been cheating on her.


Yes. Thank you.
 
2021-09-20 9:20:57 AM  

dsmith42: Por que tan serioso: You dumb f*cks keep saying Trump called Ms. Cruz ugly. The actual exchange is worth looking at. Trump threatened to expose her. Probably some bullsh*t with her job. That's why Cruz fell in line.

The threat of an expose was that NY Post story about Ted cheating on her with 5 different women. One of them was bullet necklace lady,

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It also related somehow to an incident when Ms. Cruz was found by cops sitting next to a highway interchange. There was some implication of her pondering suicide, supposedly because Ted had been cheating on her.


Is that Cruz's wife? She looks as plastic as Melania.
 
2021-09-20 9:23:01 AM  
Joke in the headline aside, Manchin is blocking the $3.5 trillion infrastructure bill because it includes clean energy programs. He is a wholly owned asset of the fossil fuel industry. Specifically of the groups sponsored by the surviving Koch Brother. Its also why he blocked the initial voting rights bill. Koch and the other billionaires didn't like the limits on anonymous electioneering. They want to safely rule the country without having their names on the front pages of newspapers every day.
 
2021-09-20 9:24:46 AM  

Mugato: dsmith42: Por que tan serioso: You dumb f*cks keep saying Trump called Ms. Cruz ugly. The actual exchange is worth looking at. Trump threatened to expose her. Probably some bullsh*t with her job. That's why Cruz fell in line.

The threat of an expose was that NY Post story about Ted cheating on her with 5 different women. One of them was bullet necklace lady,

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It also related somehow to an incident when Ms. Cruz was found by cops sitting next to a highway interchange. There was some implication of her pondering suicide, supposedly because Ted had been cheating on her.

Is that Cruz's wife? She looks as plastic as Melania.


No -- that's Katrina Pierson. One of Trump'shiat-squad members
 
2021-09-20 9:25:33 AM  

Mugato: dsmith42: Por que tan serioso: You dumb f*cks keep saying Trump called Ms. Cruz ugly. The actual exchange is worth looking at. Trump threatened to expose her. Probably some bullsh*t with her job. That's why Cruz fell in line.

The threat of an expose was that NY Post story about Ted cheating on her with 5 different women. One of them was bullet necklace lady,

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It also related somehow to an incident when Ms. Cruz was found by cops sitting next to a highway interchange. There was some implication of her pondering suicide, supposedly because Ted had been cheating on her.

Is that Cruz's wife? She looks as plastic as Melania.


No, that is the crazy lady who went from supporting Obama to a full Trumper. She was supposedly one of Ted's mistresses. Heidi is just kind of blandly blonde.

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2021-09-20 9:26:09 AM  

RasIanI: Mugato: dsmith42: Por que tan serioso: You dumb f*cks keep saying Trump called Ms. Cruz ugly. The actual exchange is worth looking at. Trump threatened to expose her. Probably some bullsh*t with her job. That's why Cruz fell in line.

The threat of an expose was that NY Post story about Ted cheating on her with 5 different women. One of them was bullet necklace lady,

[arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost​.s3.amazonaws.com image 438x347]

It also related somehow to an incident when Ms. Cruz was found by cops sitting next to a highway interchange. There was some implication of her pondering suicide, supposedly because Ted had been cheating on her.

Is that Cruz's wife? She looks as plastic as Melania.

No -- that's Katrina Pierson. One of Trump'shiat-squad members


Ah. I was going to say talk about the pot and the farking kettle.
 
2021-09-20 9:50:49 AM  

Por que tan serioso: You dumb f*cks keep saying Trump called Ms. Cruz ugly. The actual exchange is worth looking at. Trump threatened to expose her. Probably some bullsh*t with her job. That's why Cruz fell in line.


Also, Trump tweeted this:
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He didn't *literally* call her ugly, but there's no reasonable way to read that as anything but an attack on the appearance of Cruz's wife. Which is how Ted took it at the time, back when he was still pretending he had a testicle, although being terminally fumbledicked he chose to "defend" by complimenting Melania's appearance.
 
2021-09-20 9:52:07 AM  

dsmith42: Por que tan serioso: You dumb f*cks keep saying Trump called Ms. Cruz ugly. The actual exchange is worth looking at. Trump threatened to expose her. Probably some bullsh*t with her job. That's why Cruz fell in line.

The threat of an expose was that NY Post story about Ted cheating on her with 5 different women. One of them was bullet necklace lady,

[Link][arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-wa​shpost.s3.amazonaws.com image 438x347]

It also related somehow to an incident when Ms. Cruz was found by cops sitting next to a highway interchange. There was some implication of her pondering suicide, supposedly because Ted had been cheating on her.


Well, there goes my appetite...

/Descriptions of Ted Cruz and carnal relations, guaranteed weight loss program.
 
2021-09-20 10:21:43 AM  
If Ted ever praised anything I did I would have to reevaluate my life and really change direction.
 
2021-09-20 10:39:36 AM  
All the Republicans  and two Democrats vote against something.  Fark edgelords: this is all the Democrats' fault!
 
2021-09-20 11:14:30 AM  

UNC_Samurai: One day, Ted Cruz will leave this earth.  And that will be his greatest contribution to it.


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2021-09-20 11:38:14 AM  
Simena is kind of a crazy actually.

Are you saying you're glad she stood up to herself?
 
2021-09-20 11:43:30 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: All the Republicans  and two Democrats vote against something.  Fark edgelords: this is all the Democrats' fault!


So you're saying there's no difference between those Republicans and those two Democrats? Since they're working together to obstruct bills?
 
2021-09-20 2:45:37 PM  
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2021-09-20 4:58:07 PM  
Ted Cruz can EABOD.
 
2021-09-20 6:06:39 PM  
Not for the love of Richard Nixon?
 
2021-09-20 6:08:04 PM  
 
2021-09-20 6:09:38 PM  

sdd2000: UNC_Samurai: One day, Ted Cruz will leave this earth.  And that will be his greatest contribution to it.

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I love that quotation. Just the last sentence is enough.
 
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