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2021-09-20 12:47:51 AM  
We're tired of being called pussies and sheep for taking steps to mitigate and protect even the vocal and vehement idjits.

If they hadn't acted like the toddler in chief last year, we wouldn't be where we are now.  As long as the idjit in Washington DC followed science, the idjit lemming followers did too.  But once the golf and rallies came back, of course the rest of us were screwed.

I am over the whole thing, especially trying to get idjits to stop idjiting.  They need a whopping big dose of FAFO, and my only concern is how many innocent children have to die.
 
2021-09-20 1:50:48 AM  
Never, ever made fun of an antivaxxer after they die. Do it when they're still alive to see it.
 
2021-09-20 2:04:53 AM  
I help suicidal people choose to live but antivax is bioterrorism.

All antivaxers ought to be treated like Russian spies.
 
2021-09-20 2:34:19 AM  

Purple_Urkle: I help suicidal people choose to live but antivax is bioterrorism.

All antivaxers ought to be treated like Russian spies.


Hey, thanks for doing that with Suicidal folk, I struggle with Major Depression and it helps to have people to talk to.


Antivaxxers can fark off.
 
2021-09-20 2:36:13 AM  
People (including journalists) routinely mock people who die as a result of their own stupidity.  Why should anti-vaxxers be exempt from that?
 
2021-09-20 2:40:23 AM  

cherryl taggart: We're tired of being called pussies and sheep for taking steps to mitigate and protect even the vocal and vehement idjits.


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2021-09-20 2:40:55 AM  

cherryl taggart: We're tired of being called pussies and sheep for taking steps to mitigate and protect even the vocal and vehement idjits.

If they hadn't acted like the toddler in chief last year, we wouldn't be where we are now.  As long as the idjit in Washington DC followed science, the idjit lemming followers did too.  But once the golf and rallies came back, of course the rest of us were screwed.

I am over the whole thing, especially trying to get idjits to stop idjiting.  They need a whopping big dose of FAFO, and my only concern is how many innocent children have to die.


although I do prefer the term "covidiots"
 
2021-09-20 2:44:12 AM  
We don't have to be nice to anti-vaxxers, but instead of making light of them when they die from COVID-19, let's try and prevent that from happening.

You mean like mask and vaccine mandates? Because that's about all we can do to prevent it, and they're kicking and screaming and refusing to help. They're evil, stupid children, and the world is better with them no longer in it.
 
2021-09-20 2:44:20 AM  
Gee, thanks for the morality lecture Dad.  Does that column make you feel superior to everyone else - and you got paid for it, too? Good.  Now stick your face in a meat grinder and go live in the woods.
 
2021-09-20 2:45:23 AM  

Sawdust and Mildew: Never, ever made fun of an antivaxxer after they die. Do it when they're still alive to see it.


To quote Cartman:  "I do what I want!"

I ridicule them not for their benefit but for my own.  It's a coping mechanism to keep me from speeding up their (un?)timely deaths with a 2A solution.

I'm sick of this shiat and the sooner they die, the sooner we hit 95% vaccinated population and can stop worrying about newer, dealier, more resistant variants.
 
2021-09-20 2:47:08 AM  

the voice of raisin: Sawdust and Mildew: Never, ever made fun of an antivaxxer after they die. Do it when they're still alive to see it.

To quote Cartman:  "I do what I want!"

I ridicule them not for their benefit but for my own.  It's a coping mechanism to keep me from speeding up their (un?)timely deaths with a 2A solution.

I'm sick of this shiat and the sooner they die, the sooner we hit 95% vaccinated population...


This will never happen.
 
2021-09-20 2:49:54 AM  

BafflerMeal: the voice of raisin: Sawdust and Mildew: Never, ever made fun of an antivaxxer after they die. Do it when they're still alive to see it.

To quote Cartman:  "I do what I want!"

I ridicule them not for their benefit but for my own.  It's a coping mechanism to keep me from speeding up their (un?)timely deaths with a 2A solution.

I'm sick of this shiat and the sooner they die, the sooner we hit 95% vaccinated population...

This will never happen.


enoigh of them will die off to the point where we will regain sanity.  it's happened during every other plague in history.

some plagues just last longer yhan others.

and that's what this is.

plague:shell shock
pandemic:PTSD
 
2021-09-20 2:53:31 AM  
We still laugh at Darwin Award winners, aren't they the same?
 
2021-09-20 2:54:07 AM  
Lol no no no no NO.

I'm not a doctor, or even play one on TV so is it safe to say that the virus is still here and kicking our asses BECAUSE people refuse to get vaccinated?

I am still wearing a mask, doing my distancing, and following the rules. I'm busy wrapping up a half-assed summer of doing mostly SFA because I can't even find trails where people are willing to cover their faces when they pass.  This is coming FRESH THE fark off of last summer when we were in lockdown mode even more so due to the lack of a vaccine.

I'm don't care about the lives of anti vaxers. I just don't. I've put nearly two years on hold due to this shiat, the vaccine refusers can just die at this point. I don't care if it's quick or takes weeks on a vent, I just don't care. In fact I'm a little entertained, not sure if it's a coping mechanism or if something inside me has broken but when I think of people begging for the vaccine they mocked for MONTHS right before the tube is inserted and they are placed in a coma, I laugh a little. Okay maybe a lot.  The idea, the actual BALLS needed to disregard and mock a free service like the vaccine (hell in some of you sister-farking states they're PAYING YA'LL to save your own garbage lives!) only to (amid coughs and chokes) beg for it once it's way way wayyyyyy too late? Friends that is pure comedy, it's the foundation of all laughter, and fark you if I can't glean some joy from those pathetic last words.

You know in that little IOS plague game where you play the virus and you gotta be all stealthy and low key because if they find you and develop a vaccine in time it's all over?  Yeah about that.....
 
2021-09-20 2:57:38 AM  
Lol fark them and fark you too.
 
2021-09-20 2:59:40 AM  
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2021-09-20 3:00:27 AM  
Making fun of dead antivax is just the Darwin Awards on a global scale.
 
2021-09-20 3:04:51 AM  
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2021-09-20 3:20:44 AM  
Everyone who has had a loud and proud asshole antivaxxer and antimasker get up into their face, has had just about enough of their bad act. They chose catching Trump Lung over getting a vaccine. Let them deal with the consequences.
 
2021-09-20 3:23:55 AM  
I'd like to be not able to laugh at them but they never stop being bone-stupid long enough for that to happen.
 
2021-09-20 3:25:08 AM  

the voice of raisin: BafflerMeal: the voice of raisin: Sawdust and Mildew: Never, ever made fun of an antivaxxer after they die. Do it when they're still alive to see it.

To quote Cartman:  "I do what I want!"

I ridicule them not for their benefit but for my own.  It's a coping mechanism to keep me from speeding up their (un?)timely deaths with a 2A solution.

I'm sick of this shiat and the sooner they die, the sooner we hit 95% vaccinated population...

This will never happen.

enoigh of them will die off to the point where we will regain sanity.  it's happened during every other plague in history.

some plagues just last longer yhan others.

and that's what this is.

plague:shell shock
pandemic:PTSD


Here's hoping a strain emerges after the vaccines are approved for kids which are still covered by said vaccines but is 10x as deadly and the aftereffects of survival without a shot are 10x worse.
 
2021-09-20 3:25:20 AM  
We don't have to be nice to anti-vaxxers, but instead of making light of them when they die from COVID-19, let's try and prevent that from happening.

Why not both?
 
2021-09-20 3:26:02 AM  
I don't make light of them. I just don't care anymore.
 
2021-09-20 3:27:42 AM  

omg bbq: Lol no no no no NO.

I'm not a doctor, or even play one on TV so is it safe to say that the virus is still here and kicking our asses BECAUSE people refuse to get vaccinated?

I am still wearing a mask, doing my distancing, and following the rules. I'm busy wrapping up a half-assed summer of doing mostly SFA because I can't even find trails where people are willing to cover their faces when they pass.  This is coming FRESH THE fark off of last summer when we were in lockdown mode even more so due to the lack of a vaccine.

I'm don't care about the lives of anti vaxers. I just don't. I've put nearly two years on hold due to this shiat, the vaccine refusers can just die at this point. I don't care if it's quick or takes weeks on a vent, I just don't care. In fact I'm a little entertained, not sure if it's a coping mechanism or if something inside me has broken but when I think of people begging for the vaccine they mocked for MONTHS right before the tube is inserted and they are placed in a coma, I laugh a little. Okay maybe a lot.  The idea, the actual BALLS needed to disregard and mock a free service like the vaccine (hell in some of you sister-farking states they're PAYING YA'LL to save your own garbage lives!) only to (amid coughs and chokes) beg for it once it's way way wayyyyyy too late? Friends that is pure comedy, it's the foundation of all laughter, and fark you if I can't glean some joy from those pathetic last words.

You know in that little IOS plague game where you play the virus and you gotta be all stealthy and low key because if they find you and develop a vaccine in time it's all over?  Yeah about that.....


Plague inc? Yeah, where Easy mode is described as "The infected are given hugs and no one ever washes their hands" Covid is running on super-easy mode.
 
2021-09-20 3:32:25 AM  
Nothing amusing about someone dying. That said, I'm glad the antivaxxer deaths are being documented. For educational purposes. People in the future need to know about this. Hopefully Mike Judge was wrong and we don't go full Idiocracy.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/
 
2021-09-20 3:40:55 AM  
The writer has a long list of what the vaxxers should be doing instead of making fun of the dead. A really really long list of 'we shoulds '. Ain't nobody got time to do all this just to convince people to get a vaccine:

We should show up to outnumber them and state that we are in favor of mask mandates at school board and city council meetings. We should pressure and boycott advertisers that advertise on programs that promote misinformation,. We should push for accountability measures for Facebook, which has long tolerated anti-vaccine misinformation on its platforms.
And of course, we should push for measures that will stop the spread of the virus, including but not limited to: mask mandates, vaccine mandates, vaccine sick leave, reducing prison populations and arrests (including immigration-related arrests), stopping evictions and getting real worker protections from OSHA. Instead, tangible actions have been abandoned for ridicule.
 
2021-09-20 3:40:55 AM  

Theeng: Purple_Urkle: I help suicidal people choose to live but antivax is bioterrorism.

All antivaxers ought to be treated like Russian spies.

Hey, thanks for doing that with Suicidal folk, I struggle with Major Depression and it helps to have people to talk to.


Antivaxxers can fark off.


Putin wants to kill and maim as many as possible.

The way to slap back is to save people.
 
2021-09-20 3:43:39 AM  

Smoking GNU: omg bbq: Lol no no no no NO.

I'm not a doctor, or even play one on TV so is it safe to say that the virus is still here and kicking our asses BECAUSE people refuse to get vaccinated?

I am still wearing a mask, doing my distancing, and following the rules. I'm busy wrapping up a half-assed summer of doing mostly SFA because I can't even find trails where people are willing to cover their faces when they pass.  This is coming FRESH THE fark off of last summer when we were in lockdown mode even more so due to the lack of a vaccine.

I'm don't care about the lives of anti vaxers. I just don't. I've put nearly two years on hold due to this shiat, the vaccine refusers can just die at this point. I don't care if it's quick or takes weeks on a vent, I just don't care. In fact I'm a little entertained, not sure if it's a coping mechanism or if something inside me has broken but when I think of people begging for the vaccine they mocked for MONTHS right before the tube is inserted and they are placed in a coma, I laugh a little. Okay maybe a lot.  The idea, the actual BALLS needed to disregard and mock a free service like the vaccine (hell in some of you sister-farking states they're PAYING YA'LL to save your own garbage lives!) only to (amid coughs and chokes) beg for it once it's way way wayyyyyy too late? Friends that is pure comedy, it's the foundation of all laughter, and fark you if I can't glean some joy from those pathetic last words.

You know in that little IOS plague game where you play the virus and you gotta be all stealthy and low key because if they find you and develop a vaccine in time it's all over?  Yeah about that.....

Plague inc? Yeah, where Easy mode is described as "The infected are given hugs and no one ever washes their hands" Covid is running on super-easy mode.


That's the one!
They need to make a "Republican mode".
"Infected and non-infected alike are encouraged to go to tractor-pulls and spit in each other's mouths, anyone suggesting masks should be worn are mocked or ignored. Even though this plague was discovered when the infected numbers were very low and even though this plague has very easy symptoms to identify and an available vaccine you still can easily infect the planet".
 
2021-09-20 3:50:37 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Theeng: Purple_Urkle: I help suicidal people choose to live but antivax is bioterrorism.

All antivaxers ought to be treated like Russian spies.

Hey, thanks for doing that with Suicidal folk, I struggle with Major Depression and it helps to have people to talk to.


Antivaxxers can fark off.

Putin wants to kill and maim as many as possible.

The way to slap back is to save people.


You don't need a foreign boogie man to explain anti-vax stupidity.
 
2021-09-20 4:16:35 AM  
FtA: "... let's try AND prevent..."

Oh for the love of bindlewurdles, it's "try TO [verb].  Aren't journalists supposed to have a BA in English anymore?
 
2021-09-20 4:19:59 AM  

cherryl taggart: We're tired of being called pussies and sheep for taking steps to mitigate and protect even the vocal and vehement idjits.

If they hadn't acted like the toddler in chief last year, we wouldn't be where we are now.  As long as the idjit in Washington DC followed science, the idjit lemming followers did too.  But once the golf and rallies came back, of course the rest of us were screwed.

I am over the whole thing, especially trying to get idjits to stop idjiting.  They need a whopping big dose of FAFO, and my only concern is how many innocent children have to die.


Antivaxx have started to call themselves "purebloods" now. I hate to Godwin, but damn... they're really making it tempting.
 
2021-09-20 4:22:55 AM  
The author's got nice ideas, and I get it, it's better to fight for mandates and to be vocally in favor of the vaccine than to just sit around and laugh at anti-vaxxers dying because they're anti-vaxxers, but I just feel it's hopeless.

The anti-vaxxers have... literally... chosen "not getting vaccinated" as the hill they want to die on. They can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with. They state out loud for all to hear that they prefer death over admitting they're wrong.

What the hell are you supposed to do with that? Pride goeth before a fall. Well, we're watching the prideful fall. This shiat's old as time.
 
2021-09-20 4:43:32 AM  
Nah fark the author. We all fought for mandates of all sorts to protect people and those farking idiots put on their clown outfits and went publicly with their shenanigans.

You reap what you sow. The communities of people who have distanced, masked, vaccinated, and tried to help are doing fine as the ones who stood directly opposite of common sense and self preservation instinct are dying off.

It's evolution, darwinism, and comedy all in one.
 
2021-09-20 4:45:35 AM  
", let's try and prevent that from happening." [dying].
You think I haven't tried?
Spoke to everyone I knew (of course Covid was the talk of the town), dealt with doubters, wishful thinkers, conspiracy-theorists and anti-vaxxers.
I recorded and sent out videos, talking about how serious this was, explained what flattening the curve meant, told people to still take it easy when restrictions were eased up that we aren't out of the woods yet. (Separate videos).

So while I feel no pleasure when the average joe-denier dies, I do feel relief when the crusaders die off because they were not just endangering themselves, but others as well, directly.
 
2021-09-20 4:57:13 AM  
Well a year ago I probably would have agreed with him. But after over a year of dealing with these selfish, stupid, spoiled idiots I just DGAF about any of them anymore.
 
2021-09-20 5:05:26 AM  
So, you are telling me that anti-vaxxers are not people to be lightly tossed aside?
Let's ask Dorothy Parker about that.
 
2021-09-20 5:07:15 AM  
Anti-vaxxers claim that they would get vaccinated but vaccine advocates are mocking them for not getting vaccinated so they've decided against it. One way or another the number of deaths will fall to background noise. There is a choice on the path to get there.

People on Herman Caine Awards are proudly changing their mind, but If anti-science Trumpards want to do their own research let them do it outside of the ICU with whatever blend of elixirs the internet tells them to take.  Is that making fun of them or telling them to live with their own desires? They'd better make sure that they have a lot of monied friend to fund their GFM too. Don't want those kids to have to take any kind of socialist government social safety net money.
 
2021-09-20 5:12:50 AM  
I don't really feel the need to make fun of antivaxxers who die from obvious and predictable illnesses. I also don't feel the need to provide any sort of medical treatment whatsoever to antivaxxers who require intensive medical care after catching an easily preventable illness. It's really too bad that hospitals don't immediately kick such people out once they test positive for COVID and let them expire in a closed-off pen somewhere so that they don't infect anyone else.
 
2021-09-20 5:34:07 AM  
Well it is not nice to make fun of anyone. I usually just shake and think this could have been prevented.
 
2021-09-20 5:54:21 AM  
Being nicer won't necessarily change that, but neither does making fun of them after they have died.

So we should make fun of them before they die?
 
2021-09-20 6:14:46 AM  
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2021-09-20 6:14:57 AM  

omg bbq: Smoking GNU: omg bbq:

You know in that little IOS plague game where you play the virus and you gotta be all stealthy and low key because if they find you and develop a vaccine in time it's all over?  Yeah about that.....

Plague inc? Yeah, where Easy mode is described as "The infected are given hugs and no one ever washes their hands" Covid is running on super-easy mode.

That's the one!
They need to make a "Republican mode".
"Infected and non-infected alike are encouraged to go to tractor-pulls and spit in each other's mouths, anyone suggesting masks should be worn are mocked or ignored. Even though this plague was discovered when the infected numbers were very low and even though this plague has very easy symptoms to identify and an available vaccine you still can easily infect the planet".


The game developers released a free scenario called Fake News.

Instead of a pathogen, you create and spread misinformation.

https://www.ndemiccreations.com/en/ne​w​s/169-plague-inc-joins-the-fight-again​st-fake-news
 
2021-09-20 6:30:27 AM  

austerity101: We don't have to be nice to anti-vaxxers, but instead of making light of them when they die from COVID-19, let's try and prevent that from happening.

You mean like mask and vaccine mandates? Because that's about all we can do to prevent it, and they're kicking and screaming and refusing to help. They're evil, stupid children, and the world is better with them no longer in it.


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2021-09-20 6:47:03 AM  

Purple_Urkle: I help suicidal people choose to live but antivax is bioterrorism.

All antivaxers ought to be treated like Russian spies.


... Left to sleep around with politicians in DC and funnel money to the NRA?
 
2021-09-20 6:47:05 AM  
All of these Alpha Males who can't be bothered to vaccinate themselves or take steps to protect others for some unknown reason suddenly need prayers and a go fund me? Those guys?
 
2021-09-20 6:55:04 AM  

ColonelCathcart: Purple_Urkle: Theeng: Purple_Urkle: I help suicidal people choose to live but antivax is bioterrorism.

All antivaxers ought to be treated like Russian spies.

Hey, thanks for doing that with Suicidal folk, I struggle with Major Depression and it helps to have people to talk to.


Antivaxxers can fark off.

Putin wants to kill and maim as many as possible.

The way to slap back is to save people.

You don't need a foreign boogie man to explain anti-vax stupidity.


Exactly! Your man Trump inspired and promoted that stupidity right here on US soil!
 
2021-09-20 7:39:07 AM  
Please, won't someone think of the people who mocked the Women's March, BLM, Antifa, Climate Change, Income Inequality, Healthcare, RGB's death, and Me Too?
 
2021-09-20 7:44:19 AM  

Texas Gabe: ColonelCathcart: You don't need a foreign boogie man to explain anti-vax stupidity.

Exactly! Your man Trump inspired and promoted that stupidity right here on US soil!


Well, he didn't want to appear weak in front of his brother from another motherland.
 
2021-09-20 7:51:10 AM  

danvon: I don't make light of them. I just don't care anymore.


I would prefer they no infer have access to go fund me to pay for the after affects of their poor decisions.
 
2021-09-20 7:53:29 AM  

Gruntbuggly: FtA: "... let's try AND prevent..."

Oh for the love of bindlewurdles, it's "try TO [verb].  Aren't journalists supposed to have a BA in English anymore?


Stop AND read this: https://www.merriam-webster.com​/words-​at-play/were-going-to-explain-the-deal​-with-try-and-and-try-to
 
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