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2021-09-19 10:27:54 PM  
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2021-09-19 10:36:51 PM  
"The Star Wars Cantina" Comedy Parody Song by Mark Jonathan Davis (1997)
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2021-09-19 10:47:20 PM  
Not Beirut?
 
2021-09-19 11:50:28 PM  
Los Gatos Locos - Juvenile Delinquent
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2021-09-20 3:31:23 AM  
Subjects are hatless, repeat, hatless.
 
2021-09-20 3:36:32 AM  
At a Taco Bell Cantina? Shouldn't they be playing champagne pong?
 
2021-09-20 3:45:24 AM  
OMG! Kids are having fun! Quickly call the cops
 
2021-09-20 3:45:48 AM  
Who is the jerk who called the cops on kids doing something old-fashioned and wholesome like beer pong? That's a perfect chance to call up some friends, go join the young'uns, and show them how it's done.
 
2021-09-20 3:50:31 AM  

KB202: Who is the jerk who called the cops on kids doing something old-fashioned and wholesome like beer pong? That's a perfect chance to call up some friends, go join the young'uns, and show them how it's done.


Oh sweet baby Jesus think of the kids. Outdoor beer pong sounds pretty hard throw in the excitement of getting caught ha! I wish I was young again.
 
2021-09-20 3:55:26 AM  

KB202: Who is the jerk who called the cops on kids doing something old-fashioned and wholesome like beer pong? That's a perfect chance to call up some friends, go join the young'uns, and show them how it's done.


Really hope they were doing substitution rules, and not throwing dirty ground balls into the cups they were actually drinking from...  Just saying.
 
2021-09-20 4:00:16 AM  
beer pong or The Beer Pong Challenge?
 
2021-09-20 4:09:00 AM  

TuckFrump: OMG! Kids are having fun! Quickly call the cops


Danville is a weird extra-wealthy gated community, and also very conservative. It is where they decided to hold the cop that beat up rodney king - far from the rabble that might protest. 

They dont want any trouble in their district until they hold their annual hunger games.
 
2021-09-20 4:11:40 AM  
"Pretzels, we need pretzels!"

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2021-09-20 4:15:03 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Not Beirut?


While Beirut always had a party vibe, I really doubt they have a Taco Bell.

/didn't see any when I visited some 5-6 years back
//I'm so bad with time, could be more, could be less
 
2021-09-20 4:17:50 AM  

Resident Muslim: Uchiha_Cycliste: Not Beirut?

While Beirut always had a party vibe, I really doubt they have a Taco Bell.

/didn't see any when I visited some 5-6 years back
//I'm so bad with time, could be more, could be less


Were you there before or after the fire?  My understanding is, they didn't need no water - might be safe to blame a taco bell for that kind of flammability
 
2021-09-20 4:43:43 AM  
Does Cali not have a Denny's for the kids to go to eat some greasy food, and sober up by drinking coffee by the gallon before heading home?
 
2021-09-20 4:52:18 AM  
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10-6-9er..10-6-9er! We got whores in the city..We need backup, NOW!
 
2021-09-20 5:34:45 AM  
Nice.
 
2021-09-20 6:00:08 AM  

Nick el Ass: Does Cali not have a Denny's for the kids to go to eat some greasy food, and sober up by drinking coffee by the gallon before heading home?


as a guy who grew up in California can confirm we do exactly this. Or at least did in the 90s.

and we went to Carrows, dennys and that other norcal chain that was like Carrows... dammit whazzitcalledagain... went out of business some time ago. When we went to fast food it was the drive thru Del Taco. because driving buzzed while steering with your knees trying to eat crappy crunchy tacos with the taco in one hand and the paper underneath it in the other to catch all the falling bits of lettuce and "beef" is a skill every californian must demonstrate upon his or her 18th birthday.

but nothing says sobering up after clubbing like sticking to a vinyl booth eating cheese fries and drinking bad coffee with your goth makeup all smeared to hell.
 
2021-09-20 6:27:03 AM  
They were likely playing "Beirut" which caused the Homeland Security response.  No one plays ACTUAL beer pong anymore (with actual ping pong paddles).
 
2021-09-20 6:32:16 AM  
Danville?
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Ferb I know what we are going to do tonight
 
2021-09-20 6:34:48 AM  
Csb time. Way before I opened my yap on Fark, my friends and I took our pong table (junior/senior in college) down to the 50 yard line in Miami University's football stadium, and played 3 rounds of beer pong on the middle of the football field. At 1 in the morning. When we were done, we flipped the table, booked to the car and made off. The next morning we watched with satisfaction as the lacrosse team cleaned our mess up before their practice.

/so young, so damn dumb
//I wonder how we got away with half the stuff we did
///college.
 
2021-09-20 7:33:41 AM  

makerofbadjokes: Really hope they were doing substitution rules, and not throwing dirty ground balls into the cups they were actually drinking from... Just saying.


They were at Taco Bell. Gritty beer would not be the worst thing they ate/drank that night.
 
2021-09-20 8:01:29 AM  
I got pulled over for buying gas in Danville in the middle of the night back in '05.  They sat me there at the side of the road for ten minutes before trying to tell me that the light on my license plate was too dim and they couldn't tell what color my registration sticker was.
 
2021-09-20 8:06:45 AM  

kozlo: Csb time. Way before I opened my yap on Fark, my friends and I took our pong table (junior/senior in college) down to the 50 yard line in Miami University's football stadium, and played 3 rounds of beer pong on the middle of the football field. At 1 in the morning. When we were done, we flipped the table, booked to the car and made off. The next morning we watched with satisfaction as the lacrosse team cleaned our mess up before their practice.

/so young, so damn dumb
//I wonder how we got away with half the stuff we did
///college.


I'd say you're an asshole, but lacrosse players are bigger assholes so the world's in balance.
 
2021-09-20 9:29:12 AM  
Bet this was the guy that reported them.
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2021-09-20 10:35:03 AM  

Nick el Ass: Does Cali not have a Denny's for the kids to go to eat some greasy food, and sober up by drinking coffee by the gallon before heading home?


Danville, CA allows a Taco Bell to be in their town to signal that they can relate to the help.
 
2021-09-20 11:19:17 AM  

Father_Jack: Nick el Ass: Does Cali not have a Denny's for the kids to go to eat some greasy food, and sober up by drinking coffee by the gallon before heading home?

as a guy who grew up in California can confirm we do exactly this. Or at least did in the 90s.

and we went to Carrows, dennys and that other norcal chain that was like Carrows... dammit whazzitcalledagain... went out of business some time ago. When we went to fast food it was the drive thru Del Taco. because driving buzzed while steering with your knees trying to eat crappy crunchy tacos with the taco in one hand and the paper underneath it in the other to catch all the falling bits of lettuce and "beef" is a skill every californian must demonstrate upon his or her 18th birthday.

but nothing says sobering up after clubbing like sticking to a vinyl booth eating cheese fries and drinking bad coffee with your goth makeup all smeared to hell.


Are you talking about Lyons diner?  Those were the upgraded version of Carrows/Dennys.  Good stuff and open late.  Sadly most of those old school diners have closed and BJs have sprung up in their place.  :(

/not the good kind of BJs
 
2021-09-20 11:55:15 AM  

Lochaber_Axe: Father_Jack: Nick el Ass: Does Cali not have a Denny's for the kids to go to eat some greasy food, and sober up by drinking coffee by the gallon before heading home?

as a guy who grew up in California can confirm we do exactly this. Or at least did in the 90s.

and we went to Carrows, dennys and that other norcal chain that was like Carrows... dammit whazzitcalledagain... went out of business some time ago. When we went to fast food it was the drive thru Del Taco. because driving buzzed while steering with your knees trying to eat crappy crunchy tacos with the taco in one hand and the paper underneath it in the other to catch all the falling bits of lettuce and "beef" is a skill every californian must demonstrate upon his or her 18th birthday.

but nothing says sobering up after clubbing like sticking to a vinyl booth eating cheese fries and drinking bad coffee with your goth makeup all smeared to hell.

Are you talking about Lyons diner?  Those were the upgraded version of Carrows/Dennys.  Good stuff and open late.  Sadly most of those old school diners have closed and BJs have sprung up in their place.  :(

/not the good kind of BJs


We had IHOP, Seasons, Denny's and Lyon's at one time or another.
 
2021-09-20 1:25:25 PM  
grew up around Danville in the 70's what a great place back then.
 
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