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(Politicus USA)   Zodiac Killer thinks the Biden vaccine mandate is a conspiracy   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Republican Party, Sen. Ted Cruz, United States, President of the United States, media coverage, United States Senate, weather vane Ted, vaccine mandate  
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1472 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Sep 2021 at 4:50 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-09-20 4:36:27 AM  
27 votes:
No he doesn't. That's what makes him all the more despicable.
2021-09-20 5:00:40 AM  
16 votes:
I think the Electric Reliability Council of Texas (ERCOT) is a conspiracy to provide unreliable service with minimal accountability. Does Mr my wife and daughters made me flee to Cancun remember that?
2021-09-20 4:54:23 AM  
8 votes:
Like his beard is a conspiracy to distract from his moist lower chin?
2021-09-20 5:43:34 AM  
7 votes:
Manufactured conspiracy.
Manufactured rage.

The GQP corruption is real.
The GQP hypocrisy is real.
The GQP sedition is real.

Ted Cruz is one of the primary architects of the GQP as it exists today.

Ted Cruz can FOAD and take the GQP with him.
2021-09-19 11:16:00 PM  
5 votes:
He's not wrong.
But not all conspiracies are harmful.
2021-09-20 5:22:23 AM  
4 votes:
Why does this dude still have a job?

Seriously, if I acted like this dude I think I would've been fired 10 times over, after getting a savage beating each time.
2021-09-20 5:30:37 AM  
4 votes:

Roastbeast Sammich: Why does this dude still have a job?

Seriously, if I acted like this dude I think I would've been fired 10 times over, after getting a savage beating each time.

He's from the State that elected Louie Gohmert.

It isn't about political ability or intelligence. As long as he keeps the money rolling into party coffers, he's golden. It isn't about government, it's about the cash flow.
2021-09-20 6:30:52 AM  
4 votes:
Ted Cruz let Donald J. Trump call his wife ugly and his father an assassin, so I don't give a flying fark what he says about anything.
2021-09-20 7:04:54 AM  
4 votes:
It's not so much a conspiracy as an IQ test.
2021-09-20 7:05:55 AM  
4 votes:
No, it's a conspiracy to stop unnecessarily deaths.

But republicans will not be deterred.
2021-09-20 5:07:21 AM  
3 votes:
His dad helped kill JFK so he knows all about conspiracies.
2021-09-20 5:39:10 AM  
3 votes:
Ted Cruz is a lying asshole. That's no conspiracy.
2021-09-20 6:47:21 AM  
3 votes:
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2021-09-20 6:23:41 AM  
2 votes:
No he doesn't, but if that angle helps him somehow he'll tow that line.
2021-09-20 7:22:22 AM  
2 votes:
Would someone just drag this farker into the alley already?
2021-09-20 6:13:56 AM  
1 vote:
I'd inquire as to the intellect of Texas for electing such a dope, but my state elected Gym Jordan so... guess we are all pretty dumb these days.

/shout out to all those repd' by the likes of Louis Gohmert, MTG, and Cocaine Mitch.
2021-09-20 1:06:19 PM  
1 vote:
Nobody likes you Ted.
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