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(Politicus USA)   Zodiac Killer thinks the Biden vaccine mandate is a conspiracy   (politicususa.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Republican Party, Sen. Ted Cruz, United States, President of the United States, media coverage, United States Senate, weather vane Ted, vaccine mandate  
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1427 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Sep 2021 at 4:50 AM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-19 11:16:00 PM  
He's not wrong.
But not all conspiracies are harmful.
 
2021-09-20 4:36:27 AM  
No he doesn't. That's what makes him all the more despicable.
 
2021-09-20 4:54:23 AM  
Like his beard is a conspiracy to distract from his moist lower chin?
 
2021-09-20 5:00:40 AM  
I think the Electric Reliability Council of Texas (ERCOT) is a conspiracy to provide unreliable service with minimal accountability. Does Mr my wife and daughters made me flee to Cancun remember that?
 
2021-09-20 5:07:21 AM  
His dad helped kill JFK so he knows all about conspiracies.
 
2021-09-20 5:14:22 AM  
Oh, and the picture they used makes it look like the Zodiac got into Maria Bartiromo's early morning stash of drugs.
 
2021-09-20 5:19:52 AM  
Cruz, Manchin and Sinema have 3-ways.

It is known.
 
2021-09-20 5:22:23 AM  
Why does this dude still have a job?

Seriously, if I acted like this dude I think I would've been fired 10 times over, after getting a savage beating each time.
 
2021-09-20 5:29:21 AM  
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2021-09-20 5:30:37 AM  

Roastbeast Sammich: Why does this dude still have a job?

Seriously, if I acted like this dude I think I would've been fired 10 times over, after getting a savage beating each time.


He's from the State that elected Louie Gohmert.

It isn't about political ability or intelligence. As long as he keeps the money rolling into party coffers, he's golden. It isn't about government, it's about the cash flow.
 
2021-09-20 5:34:52 AM  
Did he do this from his Cancun office?
 
2021-09-20 5:39:10 AM  
Ted Cruz is a lying asshole. That's no conspiracy.
 
2021-09-20 5:43:34 AM  
Manufactured conspiracy.
Manufactured rage.

The GQP corruption is real.
The GQP hypocrisy is real.
The GQP sedition is real.

Ted Cruz is one of the primary architects of the GQP as it exists today.

Ted Cruz can FOAD and take the GQP with him.
 
2021-09-20 6:13:56 AM  
I'd inquire as to the intellect of Texas for electing such a dope, but my state elected Gym Jordan so... guess we are all pretty dumb these days.

/shout out to all those repd' by the likes of Louis Gohmert, MTG, and Cocaine Mitch.
 
2021-09-20 6:23:41 AM  
No he doesn't, but if that angle helps him somehow he'll tow that line.
 
2021-09-20 6:30:52 AM  
Ted Cruz let Donald J. Trump call his wife ugly and his father an assassin, so I don't give a flying fark what he says about anything.
 
2021-09-20 6:47:21 AM  
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2021-09-20 7:04:54 AM  
It's not so much a conspiracy as an IQ test.
 
2021-09-20 7:05:55 AM  
No, it's a conspiracy to stop unnecessarily deaths.

But republicans will not be deterred.
 
2021-09-20 7:07:46 AM  
He thinks?

I need proof before I believe that he thinks.
 
2021-09-20 7:09:52 AM  
The monster variant chuckles from the shadows.
 
2021-09-20 7:22:22 AM  
Would someone just drag this farker into the alley already?
 
2021-09-20 9:39:08 AM  
He looks tired.

Here's a tip.  Stop turning into a bat and hanging around in other people's bedrooms at night so you can get some sleep.

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2021-09-20 9:41:58 AM  
He should know all about conspiracies. I mean, his dad was part of the commie conspiracy to kill JFK or something per Trump.
 
2021-09-20 10:21:22 AM  
Enough about how terrible Ted Cruz is.

I want to see creative insults about the people who actually support Ted Cruz.
 
2021-09-20 11:08:22 AM  

Unright: Enough about how terrible Ted Cruz is.

I want to see creative insults about the people who actually support Ted Cruz.


Cruz supporters are so dumb, I told one it was chilly outside so he went and got a bowl.
 
2021-09-20 1:06:19 PM  
Nobody likes you Ted.
 
2021-09-20 5:06:43 PM  
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"I'm going boom-boom in my pants."
 
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