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(Guardian)   Like the pro-Putin party wasn't going to win   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2021-09-20 6:00:16 AM  
I assume you meant "win."
 
2021-09-20 6:02:16 AM  
They 'cracked down on critics.'  So, they were shot?
 
2021-09-20 6:02:55 AM  
This is what the Republicans are building.

Autocratic rule.

Do whatever you legally can to prevent it.
 
2021-09-20 6:06:39 AM  
Do not congratulate.
 
2021-09-20 6:15:09 AM  
One Moscow pensioner who gave his name only as Anatoly said he voted United Russia because he was proud of Putin's efforts to restore what he sees as Russia's rightful great power status.

Only in your imagination, Anatoly.

It seems idiot Russians are the same as idiot Republicans: vote for those making your life worse in order to stick it to the libs/west.
 
2021-09-20 6:20:35 AM  
With 50% of votes counted, United Russia was ahead with 46.11% of the vote, the election commission said, followed by the Communist party with 21.4%.

You have to be either senile or an actual psychopath to be a self-described Communist in Russia after the atrocities of the USSR.
 
2021-09-20 6:27:38 AM  
Everyone voted to participate in tracksuit pornography film shoot in psychological gulag.

Everyone wins Russian sausage!
 
2021-09-20 6:30:39 AM  

Klyukva: With 50% of votes counted, United Russia was ahead with 46.11% of the vote, the election commission said, followed by the Communist party with 21.4%.

You have to be either senile or an actual psychopath to be a self-described Communist in Russia after the atrocities of the USSR.


Nalvany did it.
 
2021-09-20 6:45:59 AM  

Klyukva: With 50% of votes counted, United Russia was ahead with 46.11% of the vote, the election commission said, followed by the Communist party with 21.4%.

You have to be either senile or an actual psychopath to be a self-described Communist in Russia after the atrocities of the USSR.


According to a Navalny associate, Navalny and his crew advised their supporters to vote for the Communist party, not because of their ideology but because they were best placed to dethrone the ruling United Russia Party.
 
2021-09-20 6:47:36 AM  

Klyukva: With 50% of votes counted, United Russia was ahead with 46.11% of the vote, the election commission said, followed by the Communist party with 21.4%.

You have to be either senile or an actual psychopath to be a self-described Communist in Russia after the atrocities of the USSR.


A lot of people in the provinces and satellite states lived a lot better than they are now after the collapse of the Soviet Union, when the oligarchs stole everything and everything went to shiat.

The atrocities weren't part of their daily life. Living among the ruins of what they still remember as a great empire is.
 
2021-09-20 6:47:51 AM  

Klyukva: With 50% of votes counted, United Russia was ahead with 46.11% of the vote, the election commission said, followed by the Communist party with 21.4%.

You have to be either senile or an actual psychopath to be a self-described Communist in Russia after the atrocities of the USSR.


I figure it's a bit like being a capitalist in a country where slavery or forced child labor used to be legal/normal.

I.E. "That wasn't because or communism, that was just people being bad."
 
2021-09-20 7:20:55 AM  
Why do they even hold elections?
 
2021-09-20 7:24:30 AM  

stuhayes2010: Why do they even hold elections?


To decide who will get farked and who does the farking in tracksuit pornography film shoot in psychological gulag.

It's a penis sieve.
 
2021-09-20 7:32:37 AM  
Oh my god, I'm going to die from NOT-surprise.
And polonium.
But mostly NOT-surprise.
 
2021-09-20 9:03:19 AM  

Purple_Urkle: stuhayes2010: .

It's a penis sieve.


I thought THAT was Mango Unchanged, aka: Putin's Cock Holster
 
2021-09-20 9:09:14 AM  
So the top 2 parties were 67.5% and adding 3rd makes it 76.5%. Where the hell are the other votes going? 23.5% is no cakewalk to hit with parties smaller than 9%...
 
2021-09-20 9:12:29 AM  

Purple_Urkle: It's a penis sieve.


Penis Sieve is the name of my all male Pussy Riot cover band.
 
2021-09-20 9:39:19 AM  
I am now convinced that every Russian loves Putin.
 
2021-09-20 9:45:52 AM  

Klyukva: With 50% of votes counted, United Russia was ahead with 46.11% of the vote, the election commission said, followed by the Communist party with 21.4%.

You have to be either senile or an actual psychopath to be a self-described Communist in Russia after the atrocities of the USSR.


Because Putin hasn't been whitewashing Stalin's atrocities at all...
 
2021-09-20 11:30:10 AM  
Declining from 99% to 98%? A man like Putin, indeed!
 
2021-09-20 2:31:14 PM  
Tracksuit porn is real.
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Real enough to be a Japanese fetish with "costumes".
 
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