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2021-09-19 5:56:03 PM  
Maybe don't commit crimes.
 
2021-09-19 9:51:08 PM  
He thinks all those subpoenas come from Democrats.
 
2021-09-19 10:00:04 PM  
Subpoena goes where?
 
2021-09-19 10:20:14 PM  
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2021-09-20 1:02:54 AM  
"I mean, they [Democrats] weaponized the entire system in this country. They've weaponized the DOJ. They've weaponized our military. They weaponized the educational system in this country. They've weaponized the medical system in this country. The Democrats weaponize absolutely everything they can to use again their political opponents."

And you wouldn't want a weaponized military, would you?
 
2021-09-20 1:03:42 AM  
It's through the parking lot. Not to.
 
2021-09-20 1:04:09 AM  
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2021-09-20 1:04:20 AM  

nytmare: It's through the parking lot. Not to.


He couldn't make it even that far.
 
2021-09-20 1:05:07 AM  
But daddy said I could do whatever I wanted!
 
2021-09-20 1:06:08 AM  
Goddamn. Eric Trump is a stupid motherflucker.
 
2021-09-20 1:07:57 AM  
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2021-09-20 1:08:58 AM  
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2021-09-20 1:10:34 AM  
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Quagmire Ewww
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2021-09-20 1:10:37 AM  
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Every single day, Maria, we get subpoena after subpoena after subpoena.
 
2021-09-20 1:13:33 AM  
subpoena after subpoena after subpeona

When what he really needs is a Dom.
 
2021-09-20 1:14:32 AM  
I see Eric's trying out a new look: got hammered on an empty stomach after work and ended up doing pills in The Fridge at 2am
 
2021-09-20 1:15:35 AM  

J45Picker: Goddamn. Eric Trump is a stupid motherflucker.


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(h/t Stephen Colbert)
 
2021-09-20 1:17:28 AM  
Oh no a "weaponised" military, what evil will the Dems do next?
 
2021-09-20 1:24:34 AM  
my father ran for president, my father

Are you really not connecting the dots, Eric?
 
2021-09-20 1:27:25 AM  

TorpedoOrca: my father ran for president, my father

Are you really not connecting the dots, Eric?


Gary Busey ran for president?

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2021-09-20 1:28:51 AM  
Then stop committing crime after crime after crime, you petulant shiatlord.
 
2021-09-20 1:30:08 AM  
Nice still. Ewww.
 
2021-09-20 1:33:55 AM  
It's from the Latin for "under a penis".
 
2021-09-20 1:41:31 AM  
Just a thought, but hear me out: Have you ever considered to stop criming?

/It's exceedingly rare for people who follow the law to get subpoenaed
//Hmmmm.
 
2021-09-20 1:43:14 AM  
So did Ivanka, Jared and Don make Eric the fall guy?

Don't leave out the rest.
 
2021-09-20 1:44:33 AM  

bughunter: TorpedoOrca: my father ran for president, my father

Are you really not connecting the dots, Eric?

Gary Busey ran for president?

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2021-09-20 1:48:34 AM  

shpritz: "I mean, they [Democrats] weaponized the entire system in this country. They've weaponized the DOJ. They've weaponized our military. They weaponized the educational system in this country. They've weaponized the medical system in this country. The Democrats weaponize absolutely everything they can to use again their political opponents."

And you wouldn't want a weaponized military, would you?


He learned a new word. He's not entirely sure what it means, but he's going to use it, all the time.

*sigh* toddlers
 
2021-09-20 1:54:10 AM  
About the text on that image....
 
2021-09-20 1:59:30 AM  
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2021-09-20 2:00:05 AM  

Purple_Urkle: So did Ivanka, Jared and Don make Eric the fall guy?

Don't leave out the rest.


I think he is the only one who was still working for the Trump Organization. Daddy and Barbie in the WH. Jr doing cocaine , TV appearances, and posting to social media. It was left to Eric and Weisselberg to keep the money laundering at the TO going over the past 5 years.
 
2021-09-20 2:01:01 AM  
Wow, rich dude is a criminal and gets investigated but suffers zero consequences.

Yay America, I guess.
 
2021-09-20 2:09:15 AM  

shpritz: "I mean, they [Democrats] weaponized the entire system in this country. They've weaponized the DOJ. They've weaponized our military. They weaponized the educational system in this country. They've weaponized the medical system in this country. The Democrats weaponize absolutely everything they can to use again their political opponents."

And you wouldn't want a weaponized military, would you?


He actually said that? Oh boy.....
 
2021-09-20 2:12:00 AM  

bughunter: TorpedoOrca: my father ran for president, my father

Are you really not connecting the dots, Eric?

Gary Busey ran for president?

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Especially in that role
 
2021-09-20 2:12:08 AM  

frankb00th: shpritz: "I mean, they [Democrats] weaponized the entire system in this country. They've weaponized the DOJ. They've weaponized our military. They weaponized the educational system in this country. They've weaponized the medical system in this country. The Democrats weaponize absolutely everything they can to use again their political opponents."

And you wouldn't want a weaponized military, would you?

He actually said that? Oh boy.....


He projects a lot.

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2021-09-20 2:12:12 AM  

bughunter: TorpedoOrca: my father ran for president, my father

Are you really not connecting the dots, Eric?

Gary Busey ran for president?

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My husband was in a play once.  Several other people were in it also, one of whom was Gary Busey.  There are also several children.  The director told my husband, an adult at the time, to "dance near Gary and try to keep him from dancing near the children."

I nearly threw up from laughing.

That was many years ago, during a time when we didn't elect our most ridiculous celebrities to the Presidency.
 
2021-09-20 2:15:54 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: The director told my husband, an adult at the time, to "dance near Gary and try to keep him from dancing near the children."


So... it's hereditary?

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2021-09-20 2:18:08 AM  

bughunter: frankb00th: shpritz: "I mean, they [Democrats] weaponized the entire system in this country. They've weaponized the DOJ. They've weaponized our military. They weaponized the educational system in this country. They've weaponized the medical system in this country. The Democrats weaponize absolutely everything they can to use again their political opponents."

And you wouldn't want a weaponized military, would you?

He actually said that? Oh boy.....

He projects a lot.

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First time I find someone's stupidity to be of staggering proportions. Hes like the Kwisatz Haderach of stupidity.
 
2021-09-20 2:33:31 AM  

Excelsior: Just a thought, but hear me out: Have you ever considered to stop criming?

/It's exceedingly rare for people who follow the law to get subpoenaed
//Hmmmm.


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2021-09-20 2:36:41 AM  

frankb00th: bughunter: frankb00th: shpritz: "I mean, they [Democrats] weaponized the entire system in this country. They've weaponized the DOJ. They've weaponized our military. They weaponized the educational system in this country. They've weaponized the medical system in this country. The Democrats weaponize absolutely everything they can to use again their political opponents."

And you wouldn't want a weaponized military, would you?

He actually said that? Oh boy.....

He projects a lot.

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First time I find someone's stupidity to be of staggering proportions. Hes like the Kwisatz Haderach of stupidity.


I'm pretty good at Derp to English translations and I believe that's a reference to the latest Milley story. But as we all know, this family has always prided itself on having the best words.
 
2021-09-20 3:30:05 AM  
Maybe he was whining about his own sub poena? They say a son inherits his dad's junk. (If true, thank you, Sir!
 
2021-09-20 4:26:53 AM  

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yeah seriously wtf. do all the subpoenas involve subbing his penis?

/oh god I just threw up in my mouth a little
//by "a little" I mean everything I've eaten since before covid
///and by "in my mouth" I mean everywhere in a two-mile radius
 
2021-09-20 4:28:32 AM  

bughunter: ViolentEastCoastCity: The director told my husband, an adult at the time, to "dance near Gary and try to keep him from dancing near the children."

So... it's hereditary?

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except in the Trump and extended families, it's every member.

/huh huh member
 
2021-09-20 4:32:48 AM  

FatherChaos: [Fark user image image 327x679]

Every single day, Maria, we get subpoena after subpoena after subpoena.


I have it on good authority that he finds subpoenas boring.

*insert 'shop of him with huge mouth and captioned "I'm bored!" that I can't find because my GIS-fu is weak*
 
2021-09-20 4:55:03 AM  

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Eric looks like he's the one doing the fluffing. BTW what's with the Gorden Gekko hair style?
 
2021-09-20 5:04:41 AM  

dsmith42: Purple_Urkle: So did Ivanka, Jared and Don make Eric the fall guy?

Don't leave out the rest.

I think he is the only one who was still working for the Trump Organization. Daddy and Barbie in the WH. Jr doing cocaine , TV appearances, and posting to social media. It was left to Eric and Weisselberg to keep the money laundering at the TO going over the past 5 years.


You know..This is just like a bad mafia movie...The "boss" always sticks his idiot, most incompetent child
in the position of running the money making foundation of the criminal enterprise so he can sit back and
collect while having no culpability to the crimes.....And ALWAYS that idiot child farks it completely up and brings down everyone...

Eric Trump is that idiot child...
 
2021-09-20 5:08:12 AM  

Freschel: BTW what's with the Gorden Gekko hair style?


Rich asshole hair
 
2021-09-20 5:10:08 AM  

jaytkay: Freschel: BTW what's with the Gorden Gekko hair style?

Rich asshole hair


See also: Draco Malfoy.
 
2021-09-20 5:15:53 AM  

bughunter: ViolentEastCoastCity: The director told my husband, an adult at the time, to "dance near Gary and try to keep him from dancing near the children."

So... it's hereditary?

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Yes but everyone in the trump family is "that guy" so.  Yanno.
 
2021-09-20 6:49:27 AM  
I still find it weird how Maria Bartiromo became one of the top pieces of sh*t in all of mainstream media.
 
2021-09-20 7:59:51 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: I still find it weird how Maria Bartiromo became one of the top pieces of sh*t in all of mainstream media.


At least the worst one still on TV. Trish Regan was a fellow money honey from CNBC that Ailes lured away to Fox, but she went so stupid she got fired in March 2020.
 
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