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2021-09-19 12:53:37 AM  
The spittle of God will protect you...

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2021-09-19 12:59:15 AM  
As I said in another thread, God left us with the rotten Bakker for us to laugh at and mock.
 
2021-09-19 1:04:03 AM  
I pity those whose enjoy being bilked by these grifters.
 
2021-09-19 3:41:06 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I pity those whose enjoy being bilked by these grifters.


I don't. If they don't do their homework, they deserve to get scammed.

As I said a while back, I'm not going to blame the pastors for grifting. They've been doing it for over 100 years so it's nothing new.

I blame the people for allowing it.
 
2021-09-19 5:20:20 AM  
It's hard to find an even bigger piece of shiat than Mike Mypillow, yet he keeps managing to do it.
 
2021-09-19 6:09:42 AM  
The hell is a "bible pillow"?
 
2021-09-19 6:21:03 AM  

Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?


It's pretty much a cheap-ass shredded foam pillow, but biblier.
 
2021-09-19 6:32:58 AM  
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2021-09-19 6:35:37 AM  
I did notice that TFA used the correct pluralization of Attorney General.

Details like that online are often missed...
 
2021-09-19 6:40:12 AM  
And yet people still give money to these turds
 
2021-09-19 6:42:41 AM  

Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?


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2021-09-19 6:43:51 AM  

Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?


Another grift.
 
2021-09-19 6:45:21 AM  

aleister_greynight: The spittle of God will protect you...

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I look at that face and all i can see is some demon-of-the-week from Buffy.
 
2021-09-19 6:54:59 AM  
$100 for 5 pillow CASES.  That's one hell of a markup.  Also, as is the case with his damn food buckets, it's a $100 'donation,' meaning that once you get these and say "Wow, these are crap!" you almost certainly have no consumer rights for a refund or charge back.
 
2021-09-19 6:59:22 AM  

Charles of York: And yet people still give money to these turds


You gotta admit it is interesting to watch it in small doses. It is like going to a Mustang car meet. Yes, the majority of the owners are douchebags, you're there for the crashes when they pull out to leave.
 
2021-09-19 7:02:36 AM  

TomServo24: $100 for 5 pillow CASES.  That's one hell of a markup.  Also, as is the case with his damn food buckets, it's a $100 'donation,' meaning that once you get these and say "Wow, these are crap!" you almost certainly have no consumer rights for a refund or charge back.


That's been Bakker's scam for decades. He never "sells" anything.
He knows his audience. Stupid, old, and scared of everything.
 
2021-09-19 7:04:42 AM  

JK8Fan: Charles of York: And yet people still give money to these turds

You gotta admit it is interesting to watch it in small doses. It is like going to a Mustang car meet. Yes, the majority of the owners are douchebags, you're there for the crashes when they pull out to leave.


Buddy of mine is a "technician" at a Ford dealership in Seattle. He wouldn't touch a Mustang if you gave it to him and paid for his gas for 10 years. Every time you see on on YouTube, it's going sideways and running into something.
 
2021-09-19 7:08:30 AM  

TuckFrump: fragMasterFlash: I pity those whose enjoy being bilked by these grifters.

I don't. If they don't do their homework, they deserve to get scammed.

As I said a while back, I'm not going to blame the pastors for grifting. They've been doing it for over 100 years so it's nothing new.

I blame the people for allowing it.


Thousands of years actually.  It isn't just a Christian thing.
 
2021-09-19 7:14:08 AM  
how many Bible pillows do I have to buy to get a free food bukkit?
 
2021-09-19 7:15:32 AM  

Mike_1962: TuckFrump: fragMasterFlash: I pity those whose enjoy being bilked by these grifters.

I don't. If they don't do their homework, they deserve to get scammed.

As I said a while back, I'm not going to blame the pastors for grifting. They've been doing it for over 100 years so it's nothing new.

I blame the people for allowing it.

Thousands of years actually.  It isn't just a Christian thing.


No you're right, but they did elevate it to an art form
 
2021-09-19 7:16:23 AM  

TomServo24: $100 for 5 pillow CASES.  That's one hell of a markup.  Also, as is the case with his damn food buckets, it's a $100 'donation,' meaning that once you get these and say "Wow, these are crap!" you almost certainly have no consumer rights for a refund or charge back.


a bargain at twice the price, because Jebus.
 
2021-09-19 7:20:08 AM  

Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?


I'm surprised Lindell didn't do thiis:

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2021-09-19 7:25:17 AM  

Deathfrogg: JK8Fan: Charles of York: And yet people still give money to these turds

You gotta admit it is interesting to watch it in small doses. It is like going to a Mustang car meet. Yes, the majority of the owners are douchebags, you're there for the crashes when they pull out to leave.

Buddy of mine is a "technician" at a Ford dealership in Seattle. He wouldn't touch a Mustang if you gave it to him and paid for his gas for 10 years. Every time you see on on YouTube, it's going sideways and running into something.


A Tribute to the Ford Mustang
Youtube ODNdGJRdMDw


Thanks for reminding me of this criminally under viewed video.
 
2021-09-19 7:33:10 AM  

oyster_popsicles: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

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So taking a holy image and disgracing it by using it as a pillow case.
 
2021-09-19 7:37:24 AM  
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2021-09-19 7:48:28 AM  

oyster_popsicles: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

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I kinda want that bottom left one with the christian being eaten by those lions.
 
2021-09-19 7:52:05 AM  

aleister_greynight: The spittle of God will protect you...

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That's the creepiest ventriloquist's dummy I've ever seen.
 
2021-09-19 7:54:29 AM  

Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?


What little boys bite when they meet a Republican.
 
2021-09-19 8:03:28 AM  

Short Victoria's War: oyster_popsicles: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

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I kinda want that bottom left one with the christian being eaten by those lions.


That's a Jew, not a Christian.

/it's from the Book of Daniel in the Old Testament
//Chapter 6, where King Darius throws Daniel into a lions' den
///because he worshipped God, instead of Darius, which went against a royal decree
 
2021-09-19 8:03:44 AM  

TomServo24: $100 for 5 pillow CASES.  That's one hell of a markup.  Also, as is the case with his damn food buckets, it's a $100 'donation,' meaning that once you get these and say "Wow, these are crap!" you almost certainly have no consumer rights for a refund or charge back.


So, what you're saying is that it's almost the perfect* grift then?

*Perfect is delivering nothing, but at this point in his life, he can't deliver that kind of performance any more to just send prayers. People are jaded, man. It's tragic. They have to receive something in order to give you money. Sad for old grifters like this. Back in the day, you could package a non-existent land deal, fake diamonds, or just the idea of family and not spend a dime. Truly, these are dark days. Old men need to repackage sawdust, paper pulp and TVP with MSG into buckets, big plastic ones even, just to eke out an existence that is almost like honest work. How is that fair in his golden years? Just a squirrel chasing after a nut all all these years gone by. Sad.
 
2021-09-19 8:05:02 AM  

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Awesome album
 
2021-09-19 8:05:43 AM  

Short Victoria's War: oyster_popsicles: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

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I kinda want that bottom left one with the christian being eaten by those lions.


Get your child the one at lower right. When a stomach bug hits at 2:00 AM, he can puke all over Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
 
2021-09-19 8:06:55 AM  

alechemist: oyster_popsicles: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

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So taking a holy image and disgracing it by using it as a pillow case.


Yeah I'm pretty sure that goes against the 2cd Commandment, but since when did Christians give a damn about that?
 
2021-09-19 8:12:10 AM  

TuckFrump: fragMasterFlash: I pity those whose enjoy being bilked by these grifters.

I don't. If they don't do their homework, they deserve to get scammed.

As I said a while back, I'm not going to blame the pastors for grifting. They've been doing it for over 100 years so it's nothing new.

I blame the people for allowing it.


You spelled 10,000 years wrong.
 
2021-09-19 8:12:31 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: Short Victoria's War: oyster_popsicles: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

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I kinda want that bottom left one with the christian being eaten by those lions.

Get your child the one at lower right. When a stomach bug hits at 2:00 AM, he can puke all over Jesus, Mary and Joseph.


hell I may get one just to piss on it, then set it on fire
 
2021-09-19 8:14:12 AM  

alechemist: oyster_popsicles: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

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So taking a holy image and disgracing it by using it as a pillow case.


I thought the Bible said that Pinocchio was swallowed by the whale.
 
2021-09-19 8:17:00 AM  
Not pillow cases...pillows.  How practical!
 
2021-09-19 8:22:48 AM  

Short Victoria's War: oyster_popsicles: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

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I kinda want that bottom left one with the christian being eaten by those lions.


What the hell is the top left one?  The Lion King?  Didn't know that was a bible story....
 
2021-09-19 8:23:38 AM  

jso2897: alechemist: oyster_popsicles: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

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So taking a holy image and disgracing it by using it as a pillow case.

I thought the Bible said that Pinocchio was swallowed by the whale.


Pretty sure that was a Buck Adams thing.
 
2021-09-19 8:25:35 AM  
When did Jim Bakker turn into Wolf Blitzer??
 
2021-09-19 8:31:34 AM  

TomServo24: $100 for 5 pillow CASES.  That's one hell of a markup.  Also, as is the case with his damn food buckets, it's a $100 'donation,' meaning that once you get these and say "Wow, these are crap!" you almost certainly have no consumer rights for a refund or charge back.


No one actually eats that stuff.  It just sits in its plastic bucket for a decade or two until the double-wide is repossessed, then it ends up in the landfill.

Mormons have built up an industry of emergency food, and they have a lot of guidance on how to 'cycle' it through your regular menu, because otherwise it is a waste of $$.
 
2021-09-19 8:43:48 AM  

bughunter: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

It's pretty much a cheap-ass shredded foam pillow, but biblier.


Presumably with the added bonus of an assurance of eternal life..?

/ why not
// hillbilly life insurance
/// pillow policy
 
2021-09-19 8:50:41 AM  

Deathfrogg: JK8Fan: Charles of York: And yet people still give money to these turds

You gotta admit it is interesting to watch it in small doses. It is like going to a Mustang car meet. Yes, the majority of the owners are douchebags, you're there for the crashes when they pull out to leave.

Buddy of mine is a "technician" at a Ford dealership in Seattle. He wouldn't touch a Mustang if you gave it to him and paid for his gas for 10 years. Every time you see on on YouTube, it's going sideways and running into something.


Hahaha!

Welp, off to the youtubes now!
 
2021-09-19 8:52:42 AM  
if you puke up jim's gruel on your pillow...
the charlateam will help you restock

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/praise be
 
2021-09-19 8:53:12 AM  

TuckFrump: dryknife: [external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x474]

Awesome album


Cover photo background wall was an interior of The Psychedelic Shop in the Haight-Ashbury district. I think a couple of other bands used the same wall as a backrop for album covers. Can't remember which, proof that I was there in the 60's.
 
2021-09-19 8:55:06 AM  

jso2897: alechemist: oyster_popsicles: Ragin' Asian: The hell is a "bible pillow"?

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So taking a holy image and disgracing it by using it as a pillow case.

I thought the Bible said that Pinocchio was swallowed by the whale.


No, it was a great fish. One of the biggliest fish, bigger than the boat itself. I had people say, "Sir, that fish sir, was great like the fish you used to walk inside of." We used to have great fish, but the liberals have killed all the great fish. We need to make fish great again.
 
2021-09-19 9:07:21 AM  
I'm to the point where I consider this 'typical' Christian behaviour. Oh, I'm sure your church isn't like this, no way. Your church only does 'good' fundraising. It's not a scam when you raise money in the name of the lord, but when these guys do it it's wrong.
 
2021-09-19 9:07:34 AM  

OmnomnomCookies: We need to make fish great again.


Agreed. He was one of the best.

The Best of Fish | Barney Miller
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2021-09-19 9:19:46 AM  
I wish only one thing on Jim Bakker: Full realization and comprehension of what he is and what he's been doing his whole life.
 
2021-09-19 9:24:46 AM  

phedex: Deathfrogg: JK8Fan: Charles of York: And yet people still give money to these turds

You gotta admit it is interesting to watch it in small doses. It is like going to a Mustang car meet. Yes, the majority of the owners are douchebags, you're there for the crashes when they pull out to leave.

Buddy of mine is a "technician" at a Ford dealership in Seattle. He wouldn't touch a Mustang if you gave it to him and paid for his gas for 10 years. Every time you see on on YouTube, it's going sideways and running into something.

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Thanks for reminding me of this criminally under viewed video.


Oh man, I had a GT 5.0 as a kid.  A turbo-charged one, no less.  Way more power than traction.  The number of times I spun out of control... well, it was a lot!  Surprised I'm still alive, in retrospect!
 
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