Lsherm: RE: Wild turkey poop:If you've ever had the misfortune of a flock of wild turkeys pooping on your yard, it really doesn't matter if they're male or female, they just shiat indiscriminately and they will continue to do it until they decide to leave. That might be a day after they show up, or a whole month. Wild turkeys move on their own schedule.Their poop will kill the grass upon shiatting, but the next year you'll have great grass in the poop spots.
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