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(KTUL Tulsa)   Headline: State Senator wants schools to warn about "potential harms" of mask usage. Subby wants schools to warn about the potential harm of electing Republicans to public office   (ktul.com) divider line
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2021-09-18 10:22:16 PM  
Are those similar to the potential harms caused by jerking off?
 
2021-09-18 10:25:33 PM  
"They shouldn't be required to go out there and seek these potential harms and risks that I lay out for them," Standridge said about parents. "I think that's the responsibility of the person mandating those masks."

I bet he told his HS English teacher that he didn't have to cite sources to prove he was right, they had to cite sources to prove he was wrong.  I bet he failed also.
 
2021-09-18 10:37:41 PM  
I'd say the antivax parents are doing a bit of harm by orphaning their children.
 
2021-09-18 10:40:30 PM  
Any unvaccinated child should not be in school right now. Period. Those under 12, those refusing, they should all be from schooled home still. Delta is what almost 5 times more contagious than regular covid, is the primary infection in the country and may be more lethal. But the morons are tired of it so serve them up and let the plague rage.

This isn't that hard to stop. Stupid having a voice in dictating policy is where we continue to be in the US. Masks, vaccines, distancing and hand washing/sanitizing.

But sure go to stadiums and wahoooo. You do you and enjoy the ventilators. When you look up on one and say help me don't be surprised when the answer is no.
 
2021-09-18 10:46:48 PM  
So, warn who? A six year old so he can make an informed decision on his own?
 
2021-09-18 10:59:49 PM  
God DAMN, why are we allowing these people to have any power whatsoever???
 
2021-09-19 2:03:18 AM  
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2021-09-19 3:30:58 AM  
Is it possible for them to hand out masks that are already infected with covid? History says these assholes would be on-board with that.
 
2021-09-19 3:37:06 AM  

Lambskincoat: I'd say the antivax parents are doing a bit of harm by orphaning their children.


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2021-09-19 3:39:26 AM  
Does he want the known unknowns or the unknown unknowns? It was clear from TFA.
 
2021-09-19 3:39:48 AM  
"potential" harm of electing Rs?
 
2021-09-19 3:41:00 AM  

Rhyno45: But sure go to stadiums and wahoooo. You do you and enjoy the ventilators. When you look up on one and say help me don't be surprised when the answer is no.


<whiney alt-right voice> "but masks are so un-com-for-ta-ble on my delicate snowflake skin!</whiney alt-right voice>

/How comfortable you you think it'll be when they shove a hose down your throat to delay you drowning on your own bodily fluids?
 
2021-09-19 3:46:27 AM  
My kid was a dedicated mask wearer. He is also on the school golf team, and he spent all of his free time last year and this year on the course. He wore his mask every time he was out there.

You can't tell me there isn't any harm caused by mask wearing. I know first hand just how badly they can leave a tan line on your face.

The doctor says his skin color won't even out for months.
 
2021-09-19 3:55:21 AM  
I saw this yesterday from a very conservative woman from my church..

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2021-09-19 3:55:54 AM  
These guys are just licking their sponsor's boots, right? They don't actually believe what they are saying, right?
 
2021-09-19 4:05:27 AM  

Alphax: I saw this yesterday from a very conservative woman from my church..

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2021-09-19 4:07:54 AM  

aleister_greynight: "They shouldn't be required to go out there and seek these potential harms and risks that I lay out for them," Standridge said about parents. "I think that's the responsibility of the person mandating those masks."

I bet he told his HS English teacher that he didn't have to cite sources to prove he was right, they had to cite sources to prove he was wrong.  I bet he failed also.


If you are implying the Honourable Senator lacks the critical thinking skills to pass High School English, I would ask you to show some damned respect.  This man is from Oklahoma!
 
2021-09-19 4:08:12 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: My kid was a dedicated mask wearer. He is also on the school golf team, and he spent all of his free time last year and this year on the course. He wore his mask every time he was out there.


Why did he need to wear a mask, outside, on a golf course?
 
2021-09-19 4:10:31 AM  
>"Some of those potential harms are lesions on the face, acne, different things like that that have been shown to be a problem with long-term mask usage," Standridge said.

I bet this guy is all for more funding for public schools. You know, in he best interests in student development.
 
2021-09-19 4:13:11 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: God DAMN, why are we allowing these people to have any power whatsoever???


Pay me $150k, and I will cherry pick data that shows condoms cause cancer.
 
2021-09-19 4:24:59 AM  

BafflerMeal: We Ate the Necco Wafers: My kid was a dedicated mask wearer. He is also on the school golf team, and he spent all of his free time last year and this year on the course. He wore his mask every time he was out there.

Why did he need to wear a mask, outside, on a golf course?


That was his thing. He was (and still is) overly careful.
 
2021-09-19 4:26:19 AM  
We seriously need to start beating far more Republicans with clubs, it's the only way we'll ever get out of this mess.
 
2021-09-19 4:28:07 AM  

DannyBrandt: Benevolent Misanthrope: God DAMN, why are we allowing these people to have any power whatsoever???

Pay me $150k, and I will cherry pick data that shows condoms cause cancer.


If you can skew the data to say it only affects those exposed to the outside, we've got a deal.

/as long as the initial attempt at putting it on backwards doesn't count
 
2021-09-19 4:31:23 AM  

monsatano: DannyBrandt: Benevolent Misanthrope: God DAMN, why are we allowing these people to have any power whatsoever???

Pay me $150k, and I will cherry pick data that shows condoms cause cancer.

If you can skew the data to say it only affects those exposed to the outside, we've got a deal.

/as long as the initial attempt at putting it on backwards doesn't count


Ribbed for my pleasure.

You owe me $150k
 
2021-09-19 4:34:06 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: BafflerMeal: We Ate the Necco Wafers: My kid was a dedicated mask wearer. He is also on the school golf team, and he spent all of his free time last year and this year on the course. He wore his mask every time he was out there.

Why did he need to wear a mask, outside, on a golf course?

That was his thing. He was (and still is) overly careful.


Fair enough. Good on him.
 
2021-09-19 4:35:49 AM  
My point is, people will whore themselves out for money.

Would I ever get on OANN  or Newsmax to spread obvious lies? I hope not. But I could really use $150k. F*ck ethics, I have 2 nieces and a nephew I'm trying to put though good Universities.
 
2021-09-19 4:38:25 AM  

DannyBrandt: monsatano: DannyBrandt: Benevolent Misanthrope: God DAMN, why are we allowing these people to have any power whatsoever???

Pay me $150k, and I will cherry pick data that shows condoms cause cancer.

If you can skew the data to say it only affects those exposed to the outside, we've got a deal.

/as long as the initial attempt at putting it on backwards doesn't count

Ribbed for my pleasure.

You owe me $150k


You'll need permission to use my patented spermicide made out of used motor oil and asbestos, so we'll call it a wash.
 
2021-09-19 4:42:30 AM  
Well that's fine. Shouldn't take more than a couple of seconds since THERE ARENT ANY YOU GIGANTIC TWUNTS
 
2021-09-19 4:43:21 AM  

monsatano: You'll need permission to use my patented spermicide made out of used motor oil and asbestos, so we'll call it a wash.


I've been jerking off with old ceiling tiles and 10-40W since I saw my first Playboy in an abandoned strip mall in Dayton in 1992.
 
2021-09-19 4:43:27 AM  

monsatano: You'll need permission to use my patented spermicide made out of used motor oil and asbestos


Username checks out
 
2021-09-19 4:47:01 AM  

Lambskincoat: I'd say the antivax parents are doing a bit of harm by orphaning their children.


Agree to disagree.

After the past five years, I really would like to move forward with a much lower percentage of stubbornly stupid people around.
 
2021-09-19 4:47:59 AM  

aleister_greynight: Are those similar to the potential harms caused by jerking off?


In school?

O.o

*calls FBI*
 
2021-09-19 4:48:48 AM  

Excelsior: Lambskincoat: I'd say the antivax parents are doing a bit of harm by orphaning their children.

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But did they though? the past 7 days seem to suggest a yes.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​l​enny-mendez-44-sanford-fl-healthcare-a​nti-vaxxer-died-from-covid
He leaves behind a wife and two daughters.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​e​lmer-cobb-33-pensecola-fl-anti-vaxxer-​died-of-covid-leaves-behind-wife-and-y​oung-daughters
He leaves behind his wife and two young daughters.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​j​acob-zimmerman-41-dayton-oh-realtor-th​ought-vaxx-was-mark-of-the-beast-dead-​from-covid
He leaves behind a good wife (as you'll see), and their 17 month old daughter.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​r​yan-carter-28-dayton-oh-anti-vaxxer-le​aves-behind-so-w-baby-dead-from-covid
He leaves behind his partner with a baby.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​k​risten-lowery-40-escalon-california-an​ti-vaxxer-ex-vaxxer-died-of-covid
She leaves behind four school-age children.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​c​arl-l-moody-53-houston-tx-pastor-anti-​vaxxer-dies-and-leaves-behind-his-cong​regation
He leaves behind his wife and four children.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​d​oug-pothul-58-oscala-fl-jiu-jitsu-indu​stry-extreme-anti-vaxxer-dead-from-the​-flu-covid
Doug, a widower and father of 3 boys

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​j​effery-davis-53-cleburne-tx-arbitrator​-anti-vaxxer-maintained-stance-through​out-dead-covid
He leaves behind a wife and four children, two sons and two adopted daughters.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​j​osh-g-britt-36-greenville-tn-dsp-anti-​vaxxer-died-of-covid
He leaves behind his wife and two kids.
 
2021-09-19 4:51:38 AM  
"Some of those potential harms are lesions on the face, acne, different things like that that have been shown to be a problem with long-term mask usage," Standridge said.

Live unmasked, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
 
2021-09-19 4:54:34 AM  

hlehmann: We seriously need to start beating far more Republicans with clubs, it's the only way we'll ever get out of this mess.


We Ate the Necco Wafers has a kid with clubs, I hear.
 
2021-09-19 4:54:53 AM  

smeag0l: Excelsior: Lambskincoat: I'd say the antivax parents are doing a bit of harm by orphaning their children.

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But did they though?
the past 7 days seem to suggest a yes.


Methinks he means that the kids will be better off with new parents.
 
2021-09-19 4:54:57 AM  

ReluctantLondon: . "Some of those potential harms are lesions on the face, acne, different things like that that have been shown to be a problem with long-term mask usage," Standridge said.

Live unmasked, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.


Back in February, my mask was helping prevent frostbite.

I'm also no longer going through 2 bags of cough drops per week in allergy season, with the mask on.
 
2021-09-19 4:56:20 AM  

DannyBrandt: My point is, people will whore themselves out for money.

Would I ever get on OANN  or Newsmax to spread obvious lies? I hope not. But I could really use $150k. F*ck ethics, I have 2 nieces and a nephew I'm trying to put though good Universities.


I'm just trying to live on something other than food stamps.
 
2021-09-19 4:56:58 AM  
Just tell them they're like Spider-man or Iron Man, and they'll wear the masks all day long. For older kids, have them imagine they're Special Ops guys like in Call of Duty. I bet THOSE guys never whine about how hard it is to breathe wearing a balaclava 24/7.
 
2021-09-19 4:59:11 AM  

skubwa: These guys are just licking their sponsor's boots, right? They don't actually believe what they are saying, right?


"State Senator" is a threshold place in the fascist power structure in terms of "pushing the lies" versus "believing the lies."

Every Governor and Senator is vaccinated... We regularly laugh at far right AM radio hatemongers who die of covid... Somewhere in between is the nether region.

Maybe this guy is the taint?
 
2021-09-19 5:02:27 AM  

Cafe Threads: DannyBrandt: My point is, people will whore themselves out for money.

Would I ever get on OANN  or Newsmax to spread obvious lies? I hope not. But I could really use $150k. F*ck ethics, I have 2 nieces and a nephew I'm trying to put though good Universities.

I'm just trying to live on something other than food stamps.


And I vote in every single election to try to make that happen.

From literally halfway around the world.

I don't know what else I can do? Trust me. I'm trying.
 
2021-09-19 5:17:04 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: God DAMN, why are we allowing these people to have any power whatsoever???


Because we can't implement any sort of testing requirement to vote. Racist farkballs completely poisoned that well.
 
2021-09-19 5:18:38 AM  

Cafe Threads: hlehmann: We seriously need to start beating far more Republicans with clubs, it's the only way we'll ever get out of this mess.

We Ate the Necco Wafers has a kid with clubs, I hear.


Hey, whoa, wait. Those things are expensive! I can't afford to buy another bunch of those if they break.
 
2021-09-19 5:24:40 AM  
Wow her boobs are huge, they look great in a tight top, but let us face it they have scars from the implants.
 
2021-09-19 5:47:50 AM  

DannyBrandt: My point is, people will whore themselves out for money.

Would I ever get on OANN  or Newsmax to spread obvious lies? I hope not. But I could really use $150k. F*ck ethics, I have 2 nieces and a nephew I'm trying to put though good Universities.


Yeah, I like to think I wouldn't, but I bet it's totally different when there's actual money on the table. Hypotheticals are easy
 
2021-09-19 5:52:09 AM  
The cool part is that kids do survive COVID more easily than their parents...

... the cooler part is they will be taking it home to their parents, and we know what happens then: less free range dumb shiats in America.
 
2021-09-19 5:54:55 AM  

BafflerMeal: We Ate the Necco Wafers: My kid was a dedicated mask wearer. He is also on the school golf team, and he spent all of his free time last year and this year on the course. He wore his mask every time he was out there.

Why did he need to wear a mask, outside, on a golf course?


I'm thinking to follow the girls around in their golf skirts the school said he had to wear a mask.
 
2021-09-19 6:23:58 AM  

aleister_greynight: Are those similar to the potential harms caused by jerking off?


Given that the major effect of wearing the mask is pretty much nothing, schools should warn red state kids about the dancers of unprotected anal sex, which can spread STDs including HIV.
/Ya rly, it's quite common in evangelical teens since conventional sex is for marriage and can result in pregnancy.
//He should also be advocating condom distribution in schools.
///Oh, this is about power and grift, never mind.
 
2021-09-19 6:24:45 AM  

smeag0l: Excelsior: Lambskincoat: I'd say the antivax parents are doing a bit of harm by orphaning their children.

[Fark user image 483x410]But did they though? the past 7 days seem to suggest a yes.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/l​enny-mendez-44-sanford-fl-healthcare-a​nti-vaxxer-died-from-covid
He leaves behind a wife and two daughters.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/e​lmer-cobb-33-pensecola-fl-anti-vaxxer-​died-of-covid-leaves-behind-wife-and-y​oung-daughters
He leaves behind his wife and two young daughters.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/j​acob-zimmerman-41-dayton-oh-realtor-th​ought-vaxx-was-mark-of-the-beast-dead-​from-covid
He leaves behind a good wife (as you'll see), and their 17 month old daughter.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/r​yan-carter-28-dayton-oh-anti-vaxxer-le​aves-behind-so-w-baby-dead-from-covid
He leaves behind his partner with a baby.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/k​risten-lowery-40-escalon-california-an​ti-vaxxer-ex-vaxxer-died-of-covid
She leaves behind four school-age children.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/c​arl-l-moody-53-houston-tx-pastor-anti-​vaxxer-dies-and-leaves-behind-his-cong​regation
He leaves behind his wife and four children.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/d​oug-pothul-58-oscala-fl-jiu-jitsu-indu​stry-extreme-anti-vaxxer-dead-from-the​-flu-covid
Doug, a widower and father of 3 boys

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/j​effery-davis-53-cleburne-tx-arbitrator​-anti-vaxxer-maintained-stance-through​out-dead-covid
He leaves behind a wife and four children, two sons and two adopted daughters.

https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/j​osh-g-britt-36-greenville-tn-dsp-anti-​vaxxer-died-of-covid
He leaves behind his wife and two kids.


Perhaps now they will be raised by someone less cuckoo for cocopuffs.
 
2021-09-19 6:43:15 AM  
Why the fark do they care so much about masks? Jesus Christ. Just kill yourselves already conservatives and leave the rest of us be. The virus doesn't need your help.
 
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