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2021-09-19 12:42:21 AM  
Is there like a Fark login for Rolling Stone? It won't let me submit Washington Post articles because of a paywall but I can't read anything from Rolling Stone at all.
 
2021-09-19 1:31:32 AM  
SpotemGottem shot in bottom
 
2021-09-19 1:37:49 AM  
That guy has got the babyest babyface ever.
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This looks like a bad photoshop.
 
2021-09-19 1:54:51 AM  
Who??? Who cares.....
 
2021-09-19 3:16:07 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: That guy has got the babyest babyface ever.
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This looks like a bad photoshop.


That picture has to be photoshopped.  The rest of this is just an opinion but my grandmother wore that sweater on Day of the Dead for about 5 years ending in 2019 (we didn't get together last year). His neck is a blow up of  2  inches of forearm of one of the guys in "Son's of Anarchy". His necklace is a blow-up of a collectable pokeman card attached to a claw machine  2K 'goldish'  watch band, His hat is 50% Bob the Builder hardhat and 50% Ross from "Friends" trying to look cool in front of Mona on thanksgiving. His face is Jaden Harmen from "One Tree Hill" superimposed on an old picture of Whoopi Goldberg in "Jumping Jack Flash". The "mustache" and tear from a sharpy and the bear stamp in the middle of his forehead is a temporary tattoo from  from a bag of Hariboo gummi bears.  I have no idea why they included the Walmart dreamcatcher behind him.
 
2021-09-19 4:03:03 AM  
Gotta bump up sales!
 
2021-09-19 7:15:02 AM  
Just building buzz for the drop of his next jam, PineBox.
 
2021-09-19 7:29:34 AM  
SpotemGottem, don't peg too many rappers as Marx Brothers fans.
 
2021-09-19 8:23:29 AM  
I would have hoped that rap had moved beyond getting shot for street cred by now.
 
2021-09-19 8:34:01 AM  

janzee: Gotta bump up sales!


Bobby Baccalieri approves.
 
2021-09-19 9:18:42 AM  
Is...is...is that a muppet?
 
2021-09-19 12:41:43 PM  

Bread314: We Ate the Necco Wafers: That guy has got the babyest babyface ever.
[Fark user image 850x566]
This looks like a bad photoshop.

That picture has to be photoshopped.  The rest of this is just an opinion but my grandmother wore that sweater on Day of the Dead for about 5 years ending in 2019 (we didn't get together last year). His neck is a blow up of  2  inches of forearm of one of the guys in "Son's of Anarchy". His necklace is a blow-up of a collectable pokeman card attached to a claw machine  2K 'goldish'  watch band, His hat is 50% Bob the Builder hardhat and 50% Ross from "Friends" trying to look cool in front of Mona on thanksgiving. His face is Jaden Harmen from "One Tree Hill" superimposed on an old picture of Whoopi Goldberg in "Jumping Jack Flash". The "mustache" and tear from a sharpy and the bear stamp in the middle of his forehead is a temporary tattoo from  from a bag of Hariboo gummi bears.  I have no idea why they included the Walmart dreamcatcher behind him.


This is the funniest god damn thing I'll read on FARK today, guaranteed.
 
2021-09-19 3:53:49 PM  
"SpotemGottem broke out in 2020 with his single "Beat Box." In 2021, he's released two viral follow-ups, "Beat Box 2" with Pooh Shiesty, and, more recently, "Beat Box 3," with DaBaby."

Clearly naming conventions are not where his ability to innovate lies.....
 
2021-09-19 6:43:40 PM  
I literally just watched the Sopranos episode where Bobby is hired to shoot a relatively unknown rapper in the leg in order to give him street cred.

Total coincidence, I'm sure.
 
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2021-09-19 11:18:47 PM  
Is that Babyface Finster?
 
2021-09-20 4:08:46 AM  
How many rappers are there and what kind of success is needed for them to be recognized in major publications? I swear every time a "rap star" has died our been shot in the past few years their output is limited to mix tapes, demos, SoundCloud or YouTube.
 
2021-09-20 8:00:56 AM  
That's the face of a young man who has made a lot of mistakes already in life. A whole hell of a lot.
 
2021-09-20 9:54:59 AM  
Tinkerbell's muff has more fuzz than this dudes mustache
 
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