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(Law and Crime)   Robocall Company: Wow, those calls Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman made using our company's robocallers were terrible weren't they? So...we'll just be seeing our selves out... Judge in the NYAG's lawsuit? Yeah, not so fast punk   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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2021-09-18 6:57:02 PM  
OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?
 
2021-09-18 8:41:02 PM  
I am of the perfectly reasonable opinion that if you facilitate any robocalls at all. for any reason, you should be subject to summary execution.
 
2021-09-18 9:45:41 PM  

Lsherm: I am of the perfectly reasonable opinion that if you facilitate any robocalls at all. for any reason, you should be subject to summary execution.


I'm good with that.
That's like putting glass in children's food.
 
2021-09-18 9:57:20 PM  
Robocalls can be useful to alert a town of impending doom. I guess the question is, "What kind of doom?"

Weather-related
Rioting on the streets
Mask mandates
 
2021-09-18 10:00:34 PM  
Good.
 
2021-09-18 10:01:03 PM  

ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?


Paige, no!
 
2021-09-18 10:57:41 PM  
All robocalls are an infringement of domestic tranquility and therefor need to be banned as unConstitutional.
 
2021-09-18 11:00:08 PM  
When I look at Jacob Wohl my brain sets off goddamn foghorns regarding a very specific stereotype. I'm not sure if that makes me a terrible person, but it goes as follows.

There is a certain stereotype, specifically for white boys (emphasis boys, here), that they think they're the hottest man in the room. By no proof or anyone else's opinions by the way. They're just utterly convinced they're hot shiat. In their own mind they're alpha male models.

In reality a sloth-eyed twunk like him would be being snapped by real men in certain pron. Or maybe stepped on by a woman in spike heels.

It's like that meme that mediocre white men walk into every room like the built it, but specifically for a dude thinking he's got a 20 charisma score when he's got about a 5, and that's generous.

/yes, this is a read
 
2021-09-18 11:04:57 PM  

ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?


It depends. Is a pineapple involved?
 
2021-09-18 11:15:07 PM  

ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?


think it just means you've bad taste
 
2021-09-18 11:24:09 PM  

ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?


not bad.  short sighted maybe
 
2021-09-18 11:28:48 PM  

Ringshadow: When I look at Jacob Wohl my brain sets off goddamn foghorns regarding a very specific stereotype. I'm not sure if that makes me a terrible person, but it goes as follows.

There is a certain stereotype, specifically for white boys (emphasis boys, here), that they think they're the hottest man in the room. By no proof or anyone else's opinions by the way. They're just utterly convinced they're hot shiat. In their own mind they're alpha male models.

In reality a sloth-eyed twunk like him would be being snapped by real men in certain pron. Or maybe stepped on by a woman in spike heels.

It's like that meme that mediocre white men walk into every room like the built it, but specifically for a dude thinking he's got a 20 charisma score when he's got about a 5, and that's generous.

/yes, this is a read


And he's a smirker. I can't abide a smirker.
 
2021-09-18 11:29:21 PM  
230 protects bulletin board/forums because, really, how could anybody police millions of voluntary conversations in the giant internet cocktail party?  But Robocall Company can certainly police a single message that's intrusively pushed into the dinnertime of millions of people.  So 230 ain't got nothin' to do with it, and fark you for trying that angle.
 
2021-09-18 11:29:58 PM  
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2021-09-18 11:36:16 PM  

Almea Tarrant: And he's a smirker. I can't abide a smirker.


he's got the facial expression range of Shadow the Hedgehog, and a fraction the charm.
 
2021-09-18 11:37:20 PM  
Glad to see this duo of dingbats getting the smackdown, if only for one of their shenanigans.
 
2021-09-18 11:38:27 PM  

ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?


I don't know anything else about you, but damn, you're allowed to have some standards. Have some self-respect!
 
2021-09-18 11:38:33 PM  
I'm fine with the company being collateral damage, but if it were dismissed, I'd be ok with it. As long as Whol and his buddy who doesn't know how zippers work do some time in a federal prison, I'll be pleased.
 
2021-09-18 11:40:42 PM  

ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?


My condolences on your head injury.
 
2021-09-18 11:41:06 PM  

Almea Tarrant: And he's a smirker. I can't abide a smirker.


this
one of those kids that got picked loads at school, but 100% deserved it.
 
2021-09-18 11:45:52 PM  

Lsherm: I am of the perfectly reasonable opinion that if you facilitate any robocalls at all. for any reason, you should be subject to summary execution.


It's the difference between stealing everything one person owns and leaving them to starve, vs. stealing a dollar from millions.  They don't do serious harm to any one person, but they do enough minor harm to so many that it more than adds up to the same thing.

They're garbage people - they get through life by making life marginally worse for everyone else and not giving a shiat.  But I'd give them a choice of banishment or execution.   For banishment, I think I'd drop them off on Bouvet Island with the clothes on their backs and let nature take its course.
 
2021-09-18 11:50:50 PM  

Mad_Radhu: ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?

It depends. Is a pineapple involved?


Little Nicky - Hitler Pineapple Scene
Youtube 42oucm_lj50
 
2021-09-18 11:53:37 PM  
There's no difference between wasting your time and shortening your life. Robocallers deserve prison.
 
2021-09-19 12:15:02 AM  
It's nice nice that whenever I feel imposter syndrome or wish I were more accomplished and successful I can look at Jacob Wohl and know that compared to him I'm practically Einstein, Mozart, and George Washington combined in a single person. And I'd still feel like everyone else is more successful than me.

/I should write a self help book
//Nobody would buy it
///But it would still be more successful than anything Jacob Wohl ever did.
 
2021-09-19 12:17:32 AM  
I posted this in TFA's Disqus comments just now:

♪♫ They tried to mess | with el-ec-tion. | | ♫♪
♫♪ They did it with | ro-bo-calls. | | ♪♫
♪♫ Just | bla-tant false-hoods | in their mes-sage. | | ♫♪
♫♪ You two, leave vo-|-ters a-lone. | | ♪♫
♫♪ | | Hey! | You two! Leave vo-ters a-|-lo-one. | | ♪♫
♪♫ All-in-all, it's just a | scam by Burk-man and | Wohl. | | ♫♪
♫♪ All-in-all, it's just a | scam by Burk-man and | Wohl. | | ♪♫
 
2021-09-19 12:17:48 AM  
Curios about the content/text of the robocalls
 
2021-09-19 12:18:21 AM  

Unsung_Hero: For banishment, I think I'd drop them off on Bouvet Island with the clothes on their backs and let nature take its course.


I read about Bouvet Island years ago on Atlas Obscura and I cannot believe it hasn't been used in the Marvel Universe yet. It seems like the perfect place for a superhero to live when they don't want to be bothered with other people.

It's like Earth's natural isolation point.
 
2021-09-19 12:20:16 AM  
How the hell does he get his hair to look equally horrible in every pic of him?
That's like some x-men, mutant talent.
That's his mutant ability: continuous douchebag hair.
 
2021-09-19 12:49:25 AM  

ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?


No I would do the same to Ben Shapiro.
I mean I'd choke him by throttling is hyoid bone so he wouldn't die, just feel like it but I absolutely would.
The trick to hate farking is to be so wild, and so amazing in bed that the person falls head over heels. Let them spend the night then the next morning as you gently guide them to the door say "I only let you stay because you were exhaustingly bad, perhaps the worst sex I've ever had, please lose my number."

fark them physically and emotionally.
 
2021-09-19 12:58:00 AM  

Excelsior: [YouTube video: Little Nicky - Hitler Pineapple Scene]


[thats-the-joke.gif]
 
2021-09-19 12:58:18 AM  

Unsung_Hero: Lsherm: I am of the perfectly reasonable opinion that if you facilitate any robocalls at all. for any reason, you should be subject to summary execution.

It's the difference between stealing everything one person owns and leaving them to starve, vs. stealing a dollar from millions.  They don't do serious harm to any one person, but they do enough minor harm to so many that it more than adds up to the same thing.

They're garbage people - they get through life by making life marginally worse for everyone else and not giving a shiat.  But I'd give them a choice of banishment or execution.   For banishment, I think I'd drop them off on Bouvet Island with the clothes on their backs and let nature take its course.


Or Ilha de Queimada Grande.
 
2021-09-19 1:06:04 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Curios about the content/text of the robocalls


Sent out exclusively to black voters:

"Did you know that if you vote by mail, your personal information will be part of a public database that will be used by police departments to track down old warrants and be used by credit card companies to collect outstanding debts?" the call said, before also erroneously claiming the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention might use such data to enforce mandatory vaccinations.
 
2021-09-19 1:16:20 AM  

HighOnCraic: [Fark user image 580x327]

Unavailable for comment.


Came for Happy Dude, leaving satisfied
 
2021-09-19 1:21:03 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Curios about the content/text of the robocalls


They called black households and tried to scare them into not voting in at least three swing states with heavily black big cities.
 
2021-09-19 1:26:06 AM  

JAYoung: All robocalls are an infringement of domestic tranquility and therefor need to be banned as unConstitutional.


Yeah, but Fark members don't seem to like any parts of the Constitution lately.
 
2021-09-19 1:29:36 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Curios about the content/text of the robocalls


Why? Are you an asshole?
 
2021-09-19 1:31:56 AM  

Lsherm: jaivirtualcard: Curios about the content/text of the robocalls

Why? Are you an asshole?


Why? Have you ever read anything here?
 
2021-09-19 1:34:39 AM  

scooterstrats: Lsherm: jaivirtualcard: Curios about the content/text of the robocalls

Why? Are you an asshole?

Why? Have you ever read anything here?


sorry, wrong post!
 
2021-09-19 2:43:57 AM  

Lsherm: I am of the perfectly reasonable opinion that if you facilitate any robocalls at all. for any reason, you should be subject to summary execution.


I've been saying for years the first candidate for POTUS that makes ending robocalls their number one national priority will win the popular vote.

/these days I'm not sure if I'm kidding or not.
 
2021-09-19 2:53:35 AM  

nytmare: duo of dingbats


I always enjoy nice use of alliteration.
 
2021-09-19 3:14:28 AM  

Lsherm: Unsung_Hero: For banishment, I think I'd drop them off on Bouvet Island with the clothes on their backs and let nature take its course.

I read about Bouvet Island years ago on Atlas Obscura and I cannot believe it hasn't been used in the Marvel Universe yet. It seems like the perfect place for a superhero to live when they don't want to be bothered with other people.

It's like Earth's natural isolation point.


That where Atlantis is.  Namor.  Duh.  But they can't bring him into the MCU because Aquaman was successful.  It would take some really great writing to bring Namor in without making it look like stealing Aquaman thunder.
 
2021-09-19 3:25:25 AM  
The whole "Do Not Call List" was just as effective as the "Commercials Can't be Loud" laws that were passed.

Our government sucks balls.
 
2021-09-19 3:41:03 AM  

NullReferenceException: It's nice nice that whenever I feel imposter syndrome or wish I were more accomplished and successful I can look at Jacob Wohl and know that compared to him I'm practically Einstein, Mozart, and George Washington combined in a single person. And I'd still feel like everyone else is more successful than me.

/I should write a self help book
//Nobody would buy it
///But it would still be more successful than anything Jacob Wohl ever did.


Have you ever traveled the world and taken your mom's fence with you?

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Chalkboard, lid.
 
2021-09-19 3:44:02 AM  

scooterstrats: JAYoung: All robocalls are an infringement of domestic tranquility and therefor need to be banned as unConstitutional.

Yeah, but Fark members don't seem to like any parts of the Constitution lately.


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2021-09-19 3:45:46 AM  

NullReferenceException: /I should write a self help book
//Nobody would buy it
///But it would still be more successful than anything Jacob Wohl ever did.


That's a VERY low bar to clear -- I've dropped things in the toilet that are more successful than Jacob Wohl.
 
2021-09-19 4:08:52 AM  

scooterstrats: JAYoung: All robocalls are an infringement of domestic tranquility and therefor need to be banned as unConstitutional.

Yeah, but Fark members don't seem to like any parts of the Constitution lately.


Some things might have have changed in the last 232 years.

Including 27 Ammendments.

Just a heads up.
 
2021-09-19 4:13:43 AM  

ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?


I don't kink shame, but here's a reaction shot from the Warren campaign:

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2021-09-19 4:15:59 AM  

batlock666: ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?

I don't kink shame, but here's a reaction shot from the Warren campaign:

[Fark user image image 850x570]


I was proud of the Marine.
 
2021-09-19 4:35:56 AM  

DannyBrandt: batlock666: ababyatemydingo: OK, I have to admit. If given the opportunity I would hate-fark Jacob Wohl.

Does that make me a bad person?

I don't kink shame, but here's a reaction shot from the Warren campaign:

[Fark user image image 850x570]

I was proud of the Marine.


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2021-09-19 6:13:18 AM  

danvon: I'm fine with the company being collateral damage, but if it were dismissed, I'd be ok with it. As long as Whol and his buddy who doesn't know how zippers work do some time in a federal prison, I'll be pleased.


This is a civil lawsuit, so no one is going to jail.
 
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