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2021-09-18 11:36:36 PM  
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Here we go Steelers, here we go....
 
2021-09-19 5:59:17 AM  
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2021-09-19 10:50:39 AM  
SKOL. HORN.

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Unfortunately the Vikings are going to give up a 50 burger and there's a legit chance Chandler Jones gets another 5 sacks today. Ugh.
 
2021-09-19 12:02:13 PM  
And remember, no matter how bad your day goes, at least you don't play for the Bears.
 
2021-09-19 12:03:16 PM  
Holy shiat the soft focus on this taylor biscoyti lady.

They should be using it on aditi.
 
2021-09-19 12:04:03 PM  

OkieDookie: And remember, no matter how bad your day goes, at least you don't play for the Bears.


Yeh how terrible to rake in a few million a year.
 
2021-09-19 12:07:33 PM  
I know how there's a certain population in here who loses their shiat whenever it's mentioned, but why dont we have a fantasy football thread before this anymore?
 
2021-09-19 12:08:33 PM  
GO BEARS!

/I guess
//whatever
 
2021-09-19 12:10:22 PM  

FriarReb98: I know how there's a certain population in here who loses their shiat whenever it's mentioned, but why dont we have a fantasy football thread before this anymore?


Submit one.
 
2021-09-19 12:13:44 PM  
hello everyone

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2021-09-19 12:14:11 PM  

abhorrent1: FriarReb98: I know how there's a certain population in here who loses their shiat whenever it's mentioned, but why dont we have a fantasy football thread before this anymore?

Submit one.


There was someone who ran it (whose name escapes me) and did the research and the like. Posting that thread without that component would be a waste and red-lit not soon after.
 
2021-09-19 12:22:14 PM  
It's always rough facing off against an old quarterback.  I like Dalton.  He's a nice guy.  Did a lot for Cincinnati.  Did a lot for the Bengals.

But today I want to see him humiliated like it's the first round of the playoffs.
 
2021-09-19 12:23:51 PM  

FriarReb98: abhorrent1: FriarReb98: I know how there's a certain population in here who loses their shiat whenever it's mentioned, but why dont we have a fantasy football thread before this anymore?

Submit one.

There was someone who ran it (whose name escapes me) and did the research and the like. Posting that thread without that component would be a waste and red-lit not soon after.


I never got into fantasy because I can't remember names, but I offered to help do the math and organization with someone way back in college.

After spending four hours wrangling Excel sheets while hung over for two Sundays in a row, I got out.
 
2021-09-19 12:27:36 PM  
Good morning one and all!

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2021-09-19 12:27:39 PM  
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vs.

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2021-09-19 12:29:18 PM  
I was not here last week because I was in the midst of tailgating and then watching the Bills lose to an 80 year old qb but I'm here now and I'm drinking my first Oktoberfest beer of the year. Go Bills!
 
2021-09-19 12:29:25 PM  
if the bills lose to the fish i may kill myself.
 
2021-09-19 12:32:10 PM  

craigzy: if the bills lose to the fish i may kill myself.


The good news is that Josh always seems to throw for like 400 yards against them. They like to play a ton of man coverage and the Bills offense is built to play against that.
 
2021-09-19 12:36:04 PM  
Stuck having to watch Dallas at 3:30 due to where I live. It would be nice to watch Brady play, but noooooo.
 
2021-09-19 12:38:12 PM  

FriarReb98: I know how there's a certain population in here who loses their shiat whenever it's mentioned, but why dont we have a fantasy football thread before this anymore?


It's not that we care that you play fantasy football, it's that we don't care who is on your team or that you're having a bad day. You may as well tell us about your family's round-robin Monopoly tournament you got smoked in last weekend.
 
2021-09-19 12:42:17 PM  
First I get theRaiders and Steelers, then I get the Cryboys at Chargers


This could be a very VERY fun day of football. Or I could end up hating life. Either way let the fun commence!
 
2021-09-19 12:45:32 PM  

majestic: Stuck having to watch Dallas at 3:30 due to where I live. It would be nice to watch Brady play, but noooooo.


Theres Dakota on the TV now! Whats with his hat? What is a coontro?
 
2021-09-19 12:47:22 PM  
BEAR THE fark DOWN FAM!
 
2021-09-19 12:47:34 PM  
OK...rebound against the Jets and see what you're gonna do about Winston next week.
 
2021-09-19 12:48:51 PM  
I have to say the jazz before redzone kicks off is a nice little surprise.  I of course need the classic autumn wind and other NFL themes as we get close to kick off to set the proper mood
 
2021-09-19 12:50:04 PM  

gyruss: FriarReb98: abhorrent1: FriarReb98: I know how there's a certain population in here who loses their shiat whenever it's mentioned, but why dont we have a fantasy football thread before this anymore?

Submit one.

There was someone who ran it (whose name escapes me) and did the research and the like. Posting that thread without that component would be a waste and red-lit not soon after.

I never got into fantasy because I can't remember names, but I offered to help do the math and organization with someone way back in college.

After spending four hours wrangling Excel sheets while hung over for two Sundays in a row, I got out.


I never got into Fantasy Football because there's no wizards, magic, or (since the retirement of Sexy Rexy) no dragons.  It's false advertising.
 
2021-09-19 12:51:14 PM  
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2021-09-19 12:51:39 PM  

milkandcheese: hello everyone

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And on "Talk like a Pirate Day", too! This means something!
 
2021-09-19 12:51:45 PM  
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Let's go Miami!

/and please don't lose by like 30 points this time
//in tua we trust
 
2021-09-19 12:51:51 PM  

abmoraz: gyruss: FriarReb98: abhorrent1: FriarReb98: I know how there's a certain population in here who loses their shiat whenever it's mentioned, but why dont we have a fantasy football thread before this anymore?

Submit one.

There was someone who ran it (whose name escapes me) and did the research and the like. Posting that thread without that component would be a waste and red-lit not soon after.

I never got into fantasy because I can't remember names, but I offered to help do the math and organization with someone way back in college.

After spending four hours wrangling Excel sheets while hung over for two Sundays in a row, I got out.

I never got into Fantasy Football because there's no wizards, magic, or (since the retirement of Sexy Rexy) no dragons.  It's false advertising.


200 LBS OF TWISTED STEEL AND SEX APPEAL!
 
2021-09-19 12:52:34 PM  

FriarReb98: I know how there's a certain population in here who loses their shiat whenever it's mentioned, but why dont we have a fantasy football thread before this anymore?


It's a My Little Pony thread in Fandom.
 
2021-09-19 12:53:17 PM  

abmoraz: I never got into Fantasy Football because there's no wizards, magic, or (since the retirement of Sexy Rexy) no dragons.  It's false advertising.


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2021-09-19 12:53:52 PM  
Go Steelers!  *\o/*
 
2021-09-19 12:53:57 PM  
Daedalus27: I of course need the classic autumn wind and other NFL themes as we get close to kick off to set the proper mood

The Autumn wind is a Raider



1970s Raiders - Autumn Wind
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2021-09-19 12:57:43 PM  
Weird that the Bills/Dolphins game is on Fox.

Oh well, go Bills!
 
2021-09-19 12:57:51 PM  
GEAUX
 
2021-09-19 12:58:03 PM  

mikaloyd: Daedalus27: I of course need the classic autumn wind and other NFL themes as we get close to kick off to set the proper mood

The Autumn wind is a Raider


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And Redzone now has the appropriate music at the 5 minute mark
 
2021-09-19 12:58:56 PM  
OMG this Tom Brady commercial for Subway is beyond stupid.
 
2021-09-19 12:59:00 PM  

phimuskapsi: Weird that the Bills/Dolphins game is on Fox.

Oh well, go Bills!


Yeah I'll probably never get used to that. Sunday division games meant CBS music for 35ish of my years.
 
2021-09-19 12:59:06 PM  
Lexus:All the speed and convenience of a bicycle, all the global warming of a real car.
 
2021-09-19 12:59:29 PM  

HeathenHealer: Unfortunately the Vikings are going to give up a 50 burger and there's a legit chance Chandler Jones gets another 5 sacks today.


From your lips (fingers?) to God's ears.
 
2021-09-19 12:59:38 PM  

mikaloyd: Daedalus27: I of course need the classic autumn wind and other NFL themes as we get close to kick off to set the proper mood

The Autumn wind is a Raider


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They won with a Pirate last week

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2021-09-19 1:00:14 PM  

phimuskapsi: Weird that the Bills/Dolphins game is on Fox.

Oh well, go Bills!


I assume because CBS has the Dallas game.

ALSO FARK THIS APPLEBEES AD.
 
2021-09-19 1:00:40 PM  
Here we go Stillers here we go
*clap* *clap*

Hello hello reprobates!
 
2021-09-19 1:01:15 PM  

eddievercetti: phimuskapsi: Weird that the Bills/Dolphins game is on Fox.

Oh well, go Bills!

I assume because CBS has the Dallas game.

ALSO FARK THIS APPLEBEES AD.


fancy like?
 
2021-09-19 1:01:52 PM  
lol NYS has a new scratch off ticket that smells like bacon when you scratch it
 
2021-09-19 1:01:54 PM  
Good morning everyone, hope you are all well.  It's

REDZONE TIME!!!

GO BRONCOS!

 
2021-09-19 1:01:57 PM  

eddievercetti: I assume because CBS has the Dallas game.

ALSO FARK THIS APPLEBEES AD.


Buffalo is the Applebee's of cities.
 
2021-09-19 1:02:17 PM  

eddievercetti: phimuskapsi: Weird that the Bills/Dolphins game is on Fox.

Oh well, go Bills!

I assume because CBS has the Dallas game.

ALSO FARK THIS APPLEBEES AD.


Walker Hayes - Fancy Like
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2021-09-19 1:02:23 PM  

lindalouwho: Go Steelers!  *\o/*


In hockey we stand together. Today we stand apart.
 
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