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    More: PSA, Llandudno, Andrew Murgatroyd, Conwy County Borough, county park, wild herd, BBC, nature reserve, Llandudno's coastguard team  
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2918 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Sep 2021 at 9:53 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-18 10:47:08 PM  
19 votes:
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2021-09-18 10:11:32 PM  
13 votes:
What you need to do is point your fingers up by your temples and charge at them head first. They respect the courage. Make sure your GoPro is on.
 
2021-09-18 10:29:11 PM  
12 votes:
Heh. We adopted / re-homed a goat that had been raised with dogs. He ate dog food, and slept in a doghouse. He would sneak up behind you -- but to hump you, not to butt you. All the sudden his front lets were over your shoulders, and he was gettin' busy.
 
2021-09-18 10:44:54 PM  
12 votes:
Kids are mixing goats, base jumping and selfies.

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They call is goatse
 
2021-09-18 6:06:34 PM  
11 votes:
Andrew Murgatroyd from Llandudno's coastguard team told BBC Radio Wales Breakfast there were around 120 of the "very famous" goats across the Orme

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2021-09-18 10:09:44 PM  
9 votes:
Wait, what's an lfie?
 
2021-09-18 10:45:47 PM  
3 votes:
Speaking of goats and cameras, someone in my photography group snapped this beauty on Mount Rainier on Monday.
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2021-09-19 1:26:47 AM  
2 votes:
This could give Llandudno a bad name.
 
2021-09-18 5:46:19 PM  
1 vote:
Don't approach wild animals should be obvious.
 
2021-09-18 10:05:17 PM  
1 vote:
Not a word in the article about the danger of goats butting you off the cliff into the sea, which is what I was expecting to read.
 
2021-09-18 10:11:08 PM  
1 vote:
Goats will butt you if you annoy them. The bastards often wait to do it when your back is turned.
 
2021-09-18 11:38:02 PM  
1 vote:
How can a goat take a selfie? They have no thumbs.
 
2021-09-18 11:59:45 PM  
1 vote:

qlenfg: Heh. We adopted / re-homed a goat that had been raised with dogs. He ate dog food, and slept in a doghouse. He would sneak up behind you -- but to hump you, not to butt you. All the sudden his front lets were over your shoulders, and he was gettin' busy.


My grandfather, a Southern Country Gentleman (translation: a racist bastard who inherited a former plantation) had a "yard goat."  It was a billy goat allowed to wander free on the estate.

Grandma was on her knees gardening one day and the billy goat tried that on her.  Grandad was there to see it.

Poor goat died the following day from a testicular gunshot injury.

/knowing Grandad, he probably ate the goat, too
//while vociferously enjoying every bite
 
2021-09-19 2:21:35 AM  
1 vote:
third time. I hope everyone gets it now.
 
2021-09-19 6:33:53 AM  
1 vote:

philodough: Speaking of goats and cameras, someone in my photography group snapped this beauty on Mount Rainier on Monday.
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That's one healthy lookin goat!!! Holy god what a proud majestic animal.
 
2021-09-19 9:58:52 AM  
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woodjf: philodough: Speaking of goats and cameras, someone in my photography group snapped this beauty on Mount Rainier on Monday.
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That's one healthy lookin goat!!! Holy god what a proud majestic animal.


THIS.
 
2021-09-19 1:29:29 PM  
1 vote:

SansNeural: bughunter: SansNeural: Was he mean and stupid or just stupid?

Just mean.  He was a Colonel in the Army Air Forces, and flew B-17s in WWII, so he wasn't stupid.

But he was definitely mean.

I would have also accepted: "All billies are both mean *and* stupid" ;)


You're right... dammit, I missed the "do you mean Grandpa or the goat?" comeback.
 
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