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2021-09-18 5:50:21 PM  
Easy fix. Supremacy Clause would put federal enforcement of law above the state. The way Biden put this within OSHA is within the letter of the law. I'd tell UAB folks to either get vaccinated or be prepared to get skull farked every week. Then, I'd tell those conservative crybaby mfers to get lost.
 
2021-09-18 5:57:29 PM  
I also suspect that behind the scenes there were high-dollar donors pitching epic fits of the type that only intrusive southern college football backers can.
 
2021-09-18 6:41:31 PM  
How dare you try to protect yourself from me?!
 
2021-09-18 7:58:43 PM  
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2021-09-18 8:00:01 PM  
And COVID will rip through that bunch of morons like wet toilet paper.
 
2021-09-18 9:33:04 PM  
"We do negotiate with terrorists."  -  University of Alabama
 
2021-09-18 9:33:34 PM  
Good.  That's great.
 
2021-09-18 9:38:15 PM  
Moot.

Last month the Supreme Court ruled Indiana University could do this by upholding a federal court ruling that said the university could do this.

FWIW the federal court ruling written by a Trump appointee who brutally took the antivaxxers apart with a verbal hacksaw.

The U of Alabama is craven weak sauce.
 
2021-09-18 9:47:35 PM  

Brosephus: Easy fix. Supremacy Clause would put federal enforcement of law above the state. The way Biden put this within OSHA is within the letter of the law. I'd tell UAB folks to either get vaccinated or be prepared to get skull farked every week. Then, I'd tell those conservative crybaby mfers to get lost.


It'll never happen, and I'm not sure it's legal, but tell UA, either you have the mandate, or your school isn't eligible for students using FAFSA, or Pell grants.
 
2021-09-18 9:48:51 PM  
Cowards
 
2021-09-18 9:49:11 PM  
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2021-09-18 9:52:28 PM  
Ignorant bastards. I would say Thanks for ruining our state, but others have beat you to it.

It's the home of a Medical School, for pete's sake. UAB needs to tell the conservatives to take their booga-booga toys someplace else.
 
2021-09-18 10:03:14 PM  

Brosephus: Easy fix. Supremacy Clause would put federal enforcement of law above the state. The way Biden put this within OSHA is within the letter of the law. I'd tell UAB folks to either get vaccinated or be prepared to get skull farked every week. Then, I'd tell those conservative crybaby mfers to get lost.


Profile Pic does *not* check out.
 
2021-09-18 10:11:32 PM  
At this point, there's little any of us can do to help those in the suicide cult.

Oh, well...
 
2021-09-18 10:11:50 PM  
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Yee-Haw.
 
2021-09-18 10:15:26 PM  
I can't wait for this pandemic to end .... in 5 years.
 
2021-09-18 10:20:42 PM  

danvon: Brosephus: Easy fix. Supremacy Clause would put federal enforcement of law above the state. The way Biden put this within OSHA is within the letter of the law. I'd tell UAB folks to either get vaccinated or be prepared to get skull farked every week. Then, I'd tell those conservative crybaby mfers to get lost.

It'll never happen, and I'm not sure it's legal, but tell UA, either you have the mandate, or your school isn't eligible for students using FAFSA, or Pell grants.


Doesn't matter if it's legal. Don't pay it anyways and force the 3 year legal fight through every level of appeals. Even if the government loses, the damage will be done and irreversible
 
2021-09-18 10:21:11 PM  
From article below on daily beast this one where principle and father of 7 died of covid:

"It is with shock and deep sadness that we announce the passing of Dr. Javier Castaneda... "

No it's not, last sentence in the article about this:

"Face masks were optional at the school, and it was not immediately clear if Castaneda was vaccinated. "

yeah, no shock by any of this.  Congrats on killing yourselves and "pillars" of the community.
 
2021-09-18 10:30:27 PM  

Znuh: And COVID will rip through that bunch of morons like wet toilet paper.


Covid: like your thumb after a night of beer and chicken wings.
 
2021-09-18 10:38:11 PM  
Alabama is currently losing population due to its COVID death rate being higher than its birth rate, so please continue idiots.

https://www.wsfa.com/2021/09/16/alaba​m​a-health-officials-give-covid-19-updat​e-friday/
 
2021-09-18 10:40:54 PM  
Alabama made history in 2020 when more deaths were recorded than births, The New York Times reported. Saturday

And yet they get so very upset, or melty as the kids say, when you point out that they're the quintessential self solving problem.
 
2021-09-18 10:47:47 PM  
The story below that is even scarier.

COVID Kills Idaho Principal With Seven Children

How many children do you need to get hit with before it kills you? And when did this COVID variant come along?
 
2021-09-18 11:24:13 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: The story below that is even scarier.

COVID Kills Idaho Principal With Seven Children

How many children do you need to get hit with before it kills you? And when did this COVID variant come along?


One will do it, but you have to use the right caliber.

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2021-09-18 11:29:40 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: I also suspect that behind the scenes there were high-dollar donors pitching epic fits of the type that only intrusive southern college football backers can.


This.
 
2021-09-18 11:50:59 PM  

danvon: We Ate the Necco Wafers: The story below that is even scarier.

COVID Kills Idaho Principal With Seven Children

How many children do you need to get hit with before it kills you? And when did this COVID variant come along?

One will do it, but you have to use the right caliber.

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i never noticed the rifle butt stocks in that photo. I thought the babies were carrying screwdrivers. Things make more sense now.
 
2021-09-18 11:56:09 PM  

2wolves: "We do negotiate with terrorists."  -  University of Alabama


Don't forget the Republicans deal with the Taliban on exiting Afghanistan. Not to mention their logistics support for the Taliban through deals that make Iran Contra look like child's play.
 
2021-09-18 11:58:39 PM  
It's only fitting that today Alabama and Florida dueled closely on the gridiron.

I just hope none of Florida's herp rubbed off on Alabama's derp. Dang ol' Flarrda.
 
2021-09-19 12:05:46 AM  
I am not seeing a problem. aside from sports ball players the university of Alabama is basically on par with an online college. nothing of value could be lost.
 
2021-09-19 12:12:42 AM  
"The Alabama Attorney General has examined the law and concluded that 'no government, school, or business in Alabama may demand that a constituent, or customer, respectively, be vaccinated for COVID-19 or show proof of his or her vaccination for COVID-19," said the letter.

There's that someone said guy again. He sure gets around.

The AG did nothing of the kind. If he did he would release a public statement.
 
2021-09-19 12:18:13 AM  

max_rebo_groupie: I can't wait for this pandemic to end .... in 5 years.


Its going to be endemic. Yearly boosters.
 
2021-09-19 12:21:54 AM  
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2021-09-19 12:22:17 AM  

Walker: Alabama is currently losing population due to its COVID death rate being higher than its birth rate, so please continue idiots.

https://www.wsfa.com/2021/09/16/alabam​a-health-officials-give-covid-19-updat​e-friday/

In an effort to keep those with COVID-19 from getting sick enough to need hospitalization, Alabama has been working to increase the number of locations that provide monoclonal antibody treatments. However, the federal government is now tightening control over product allocation.

On a call Monday afternoon with health leaders from every state that federal officials announced that all monoclonal antibody products would have to be ordered through states' health departments, not through antibody providers, and that each state would be allocated shipments based on their case numbers, Harris said.
Harris added that federal authorities have explained that if a state doesn't use at least 70% of what's ordered, that state's future supply shipments will be decreased.

Harris said the change has caught every state off guard and said there will probably be some patients who will need the treatment but will be unable to get it due to shortages.


Meanwhile we are drowning in vaccines.

Alabama's vaccination rate continues to increase. About 1.9 million residents are now fully vaccinated, pushing the state over the halfway mark in terms of those who are eligible for the shots. That moves Alabama ahead of three other states. Additionally, Alabama has 2.3 million residents who have taken their first dose, ahead of eight states in terms of first doses.

At least they brag about being in the bottom ten of 50 states so progress?
 
2021-09-19 12:34:18 AM  

saturn badger: Walker: Alabama is currently losing population due to its COVID death rate being higher than its birth rate, so please continue idiots.

https://www.wsfa.com/2021/09/16/alabam​a-health-officials-give-covid-19-updat​e-friday/

In an effort to keep those with COVID-19 from getting sick enough to need hospitalization, Alabama has been working to increase the number of locations that provide monoclonal antibody treatments. However, the federal government is now tightening control over product allocation.

On a call Monday afternoon with health leaders from every state that federal officials announced that all monoclonal antibody products would have to be ordered through states' health departments, not through antibody providers, and that each state would be allocated shipments based on their case numbers, Harris said.
Harris added that federal authorities have explained that if a state doesn't use at least 70% of what's ordered, that state's future supply shipments will be decreased.

Harris said the change has caught every state off guard and said there will probably be some patients who will need the treatment but will be unable to get it due to shortages.

Meanwhile we are drowning in vaccines.

Alabama's vaccination rate continues to increase. About 1.9 million residents are now fully vaccinated, pushing the state over the halfway mark in terms of those who are eligible for the shots. That moves Alabama ahead of three other states. Additionally, Alabama has 2.3 million residents who have taken their first dose, ahead of eight states in terms of first doses.

At least they brag about being in the bottom ten of 50 states so progress?


If you're a sane person in AL, go get a 3rd dose under a fake name.

You're going to need all the antibodies you can get to fight off the attacks from the plague rats this winter.
 
2021-09-19 12:38:54 AM  
Just wanted to point out that this is University of Alabama Birminghamnot the University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa. I know it is pedantic but it makes a difference when you are biatching about football games.
 
2021-09-19 12:40:09 AM  

erik-k: saturn badger: Walker: Alabama is currently losing population due to its COVID death rate being higher than its birth rate, so please continue idiots.

https://www.wsfa.com/2021/09/16/alabam​a-health-officials-give-covid-19-updat​e-friday/

In an effort to keep those with COVID-19 from getting sick enough to need hospitalization, Alabama has been working to increase the number of locations that provide monoclonal antibody treatments. However, the federal government is now tightening control over product allocation.

On a call Monday afternoon with health leaders from every state that federal officials announced that all monoclonal antibody products would have to be ordered through states' health departments, not through antibody providers, and that each state would be allocated shipments based on their case numbers, Harris said.
Harris added that federal authorities have explained that if a state doesn't use at least 70% of what's ordered, that state's future supply shipments will be decreased.

Harris said the change has caught every state off guard and said there will probably be some patients who will need the treatment but will be unable to get it due to shortages.

Meanwhile we are drowning in vaccines.

Alabama's vaccination rate continues to increase. About 1.9 million residents are now fully vaccinated, pushing the state over the halfway mark in terms of those who are eligible for the shots. That moves Alabama ahead of three other states. Additionally, Alabama has 2.3 million residents who have taken their first dose, ahead of eight states in terms of first doses.

At least they brag about being in the bottom ten of 50 states so progress?

If you're a sane person in AL, go get a 3rd dose under a fake name.

You're going to need all the antibodies you can get to fight off the attacks from the plague rats this winter.


I think they're just offering it now?  My doc office has notified us that 3rd dose is available.

Same with everyone I know and their docs.
 
2021-09-19 12:54:35 AM  

erik-k: saturn badger: Walker: Alabama is currently losing population due to its COVID death rate being higher than its birth rate, so please continue idiots.

https://www.wsfa.com/2021/09/16/alabam​a-health-officials-give-covid-19-updat​e-friday/

In an effort to keep those with COVID-19 from getting sick enough to need hospitalization, Alabama has been working to increase the number of locations that provide monoclonal antibody treatments. However, the federal government is now tightening control over product allocation.

On a call Monday afternoon with health leaders from every state that federal officials announced that all monoclonal antibody products would have to be ordered through states' health departments, not through antibody providers, and that each state would be allocated shipments based on their case numbers, Harris said.
Harris added that federal authorities have explained that if a state doesn't use at least 70% of what's ordered, that state's future supply shipments will be decreased.

Harris said the change has caught every state off guard and said there will probably be some patients who will need the treatment but will be unable to get it due to shortages.

Meanwhile we are drowning in vaccines.

Alabama's vaccination rate continues to increase. About 1.9 million residents are now fully vaccinated, pushing the state over the halfway mark in terms of those who are eligible for the shots. That moves Alabama ahead of three other states. Additionally, Alabama has 2.3 million residents who have taken their first dose, ahead of eight states in terms of first doses.

At least they brag about being in the bottom ten of 50 states so progress?

If you're a sane person in AL, go get a 3rd dose under a fake name.

You're going to need all the antibodies you can get to fight off the attacks from the plague rats this winter.


Already did, no fake name needed.
 
2021-09-19 1:08:06 AM  

dkulprit: From article below on daily beast this one where principle and father of 7 died of covid:

"It is with shock and deep sadness that we announce the passing of Dr. Javier Castaneda... "

No it's not, last sentence in the article about this:

"Face masks were optional at the school, and it was not immediately clear if Castaneda was vaccinated. "

yeah, no shock by any of this.  Congrats on killing yourselves and "pillars" of the community.


I'm fine with it if the pillars they choose to be are out in a grassy field and engraved with the years of their birth and death.
 
2021-09-19 1:50:20 AM  
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2021-09-19 3:52:51 AM  

dildo tontine: Just wanted to point out that this is University of Alabama Birminghamnot the University of Alabama at Tuscaloosa. I know it is pedantic but it makes a difference when you are biatching about football games.


Weird thing is that the flagship team already did their part a month ago.

https://www.si.com/college/alabama/ba​m​acentral/report-all-but-one-alabama-fo​otball-player-vaccinated


/get your shiat together, UAB
 
2021-09-19 6:28:36 AM  

Walker: Alabama is currently losing population due to its COVID death rate being higher than its birth rate, so please continue idiots.

https://www.wsfa.com/2021/09/16/alabam​a-health-officials-give-covid-19-updat​e-friday/


Unfortunately too late for census redistricting.
 
2021-09-19 3:39:07 PM  

dkulprit: From article below on daily beast this one where principle and father of 7 died of covid:

"It is with shock and deep sadness that we announce the passing of Dr. Javier Castaneda... "

No it's not, last sentence in the article about this:

"Face masks were optional at the school, and it was not immediately clear if Castaneda was vaccinated. "

yeah, no shock by any of this.  Congrats on killing yourselves and "pillars" of the community.


If it "wasn't immediately clear," then he wasn't vaccinated. If you're vaccinated, people know it.
 
2021-09-19 3:40:16 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: The story below that is even scarier.

COVID Kills Idaho Principal With Seven Children

How many children do you need to get hit with before it kills you? And when did this COVID variant come along?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-09-19 3:40:57 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: I also suspect that behind the scenes there were high-dollar donors pitching epic fits of the type that only intrusive southern college football backers can.


This is what happened. A rich donor threatened to withdraw an endowment and the school folded like a cheap suit.
 
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