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(Some Guy)   First came Back to the Future Nikes. Then came Nintendo Vans. Now behold the inevitable apex of footwear crossbranding: Hidden Valley Ranch Crocs   (launches.crocs.com) divider line
    More: Strange, French fries, Clog, love of Hidden Valley Ranch, Mayonnaise, ranchiest shoe, Ranch dressing, french fries, American cuisine  
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485 clicks; posted to Food » on 18 Sep 2021 at 8:17 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-18 7:22:10 PM  
If I'm reading that right, you enter a drawing, and if you win, you don't get shiatty shoes. You get the chance to buy shiatty shoes. And crocs are now $70? You win a chance to buy $70 crocs?

I signed up with all three of my email addresses. I hope I'm lucky enough to get picked!
 
2021-09-18 8:59:36 PM  
Even my family. All unrepentant ranch users, agree that my home made ranch is leagues better than their shiat.
 
2021-09-18 9:06:48 PM  
I'm totally wearing these when I rant about trans-friendly pronouns at the next school board meeting
 
2021-09-18 9:18:42 PM  
I worked for a company at an office park. They had an in-house kitchen and cafeteria. The food was really good. They did advertise on their sandwich board the ranch dressing was homemade. If you're going to big dick like that, hide the Hidden Valley powder mix in the back.
 
2021-09-18 9:48:57 PM  

Ragin' Asian: I worked for a company at an office park. They had an in-house kitchen and cafeteria. The food was really good. They did advertise on their sandwich board the ranch dressing was homemade. If you're going to big dick like that, hide the Hidden Valley powder mix in the back.


Home-made, home-mixed, tomAto tomAHto?
 
2021-09-18 10:00:28 PM  
Gozer the Destructor's next final form. This time we're doomed.
 
2021-09-18 10:06:55 PM  
I'm fine with my 'Bacon Birkenstocks'.
 
2021-09-18 10:08:08 PM  
I'm fine with my 'Bacon Birkenstocks'.
 
2021-09-18 10:09:38 PM  
Weird fark message, "try posting again in 6 seconds, flood protection".
 
2021-09-18 10:11:58 PM  

fasahd: Weird fark message, "try posting again in 6 seconds, flood protection".


You posted the same thing twice.

You posted the same thing twice.
 
2021-09-18 10:53:58 PM  
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2021-09-18 11:54:57 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: If I'm reading that right, you enter a drawing, and if you win, you don't get shiatty shoes. You get the chance to buy shiatty shoes. And crocs are now $70? You win a chance to buy $70 crocs?

I signed up with all three of my email addresses. I hope I'm lucky enough to get picked!


That's insane!  I signed up with all three of your email addresses too!
 
2021-09-19 11:23:53 PM  
Thanks, I hate it.
 
2021-09-20 12:42:05 PM  
Homemade blue cheese > Bob's Big Boy Blue Cheese > homemade Ranch > A steaming pile of dog shiat > Hidden Valley Ranch

That shiat is nasty. It's overly sweet, and has weird flavors. And none of those flavors are good flavors.
 
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