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2021-09-17 3:37:04 PM  
Most people on a kill list don't Tweet their itinerary.
 
2021-09-17 3:46:27 PM  
If the government wanted to kill you, you'd be dead. The government is actually hoping that the American People will find much enjoyment in the upcoming legal proceedings being brought by Dominion.

I know I will.
 
2021-09-17 3:46:34 PM  
If he were targeted for termination, he'd have died on Jan 20, at 12:01 PM EST.
 
2021-09-17 3:58:21 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: If the government wanted to kill you, you'd be dead. The government is actually hoping that the American People will find much enjoyment in the upcoming legal proceedings being brought by Dominion.

I know I will.


Only his legal team wants him dead at this point. Everyone else from Dominion to scammers to his crack dealer stands to take his remaining fortune from him. His supporters think he's going to prevail, and the rest of us are here for the downfall.
 
2021-09-17 4:03:11 PM  
Somewhere in Mike Lindell's house is one of his pillows.  But this one, this one is different.  It hangs on a wall in his home, bounded on all sides by an otherwise attractive frame.  But every time Mike says something a little crazier than the last crazy thing he said, every time he gets a little more forgetful, or talks about the stolen election, or denies that January 6th was an insurrection ... every time, the pillow changes, just a little at a time.  A seam pops.  A couple of threads fray.  A misshapen lump of memory foam gets Alzheimer's. The slip cover gains another wrinkle.  The tint changes, developing more and more of a discoloured, mottled appearance.  It begins to smell more and more of flop sweat.

It is The Pillow of Mike Lindell.
 
2021-09-17 4:04:11 PM  
Sounds like he's the new John McAfee.
Only a lot dumber.
 
2021-09-17 4:05:42 PM  
It certainly seems like he's veering into John McAfee coked-up crazyland.  I wonder if Mike wants someone to poop on him through a hammock too.
 
2021-09-17 4:05:48 PM  
We really need a GoFundMe to scrape up the cash to get this guy in a rubber room somewhere.
 
2021-09-17 4:05:56 PM  
"This is probably the only time where I had a little fear, and I had to pray, get on my knees, and pray to God. This was 10 days before the impeachment trial. And let me tell you. I'm 10 days before - and remember, at the time that that was like the - towards the end of January, you know, the impeachment trials were Tuesday following, like, the Feb. 8, OK?"

First of all, the impeachment trials were not in February... Second of all, does he smell burnt toast?
 
2021-09-17 4:06:07 PM  
Pretty much already know the answer to this, but who in the hell is giving this s*** bird air time still? And why are non right-wing media outlets doing it?
 
2021-09-17 4:06:31 PM  
Mike Lindell is extremely mentally unwell.
 
2021-09-17 4:06:36 PM  

Nick Nostril: We really need a GoFundMe to scrape up the cash to get this guy in a rubber room somewhere.


Instead of rubber, why not line them with his pillows.
 
2021-09-17 4:06:45 PM  
Has he been doing drugs with Ted Nugent?
 
2021-09-17 4:06:46 PM  
All that money and so much stupid.
 
2021-09-17 4:09:18 PM  

Begoggle: Sounds like he's the new John McAfee.
Only a lot dumber.


I doubt Mike Pillow will make it to the Scam Boat stage of the journey
 
2021-09-17 4:10:04 PM  

whidbey: All that money and so much stupid.


Crack: Not even once.
 
2021-09-17 4:11:23 PM  

Psychopusher: Somewhere in Mike Lindell's house is one of his pillows.  But this one, this one is different.  It hangs on a wall in his home, bounded on all sides by an otherwise attractive frame.  But every time Mike says something a little crazier than the last crazy thing he said, every time he gets a little more forgetful, or talks about the stolen election, or denies that January 6th was an insurrection ... every time, the pillow changes, just a little at a time.  A seam pops.  A couple of threads fray.  A misshapen lump of memory foam gets Alzheimer's. The slip cover gains another wrinkle.  The tint changes, developing more and more of a discoloured, mottled appearance.  It begins to smell more and more of flop sweat.

It is The Pillow of Mike Lindell.


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2021-09-17 4:11:49 PM  
Man, and to think he used to be a Fark post... Oh, LINDell..
 
2021-09-17 4:12:09 PM  
I never thought I would see the day where Jim Bakker would interview someone and the person he was interviewing was a bigger asshole than himself.
 
2021-09-17 4:14:16 PM  

OldRod: "This is probably the only time where I had a little fear, and I had to pray, get on my knees, and pray to God. This was 10 days before the impeachment trial. And let me tell you. I'm 10 days before - and remember, at the time that that was like the - towards the end of January, you know, the impeachment trials were Tuesday following, like, the Feb. 8, OK?"

First of all, the impeachment trials were not in February... Second of all, does he smell burnt toast?


Weren't the second ones in February, just after Trump left office?
 
2021-09-17 4:14:40 PM  
I have kept MyPillow clean
I have kept my secret well
Now the day has come
My brain has burned away
Follow me
 
2021-09-17 4:14:54 PM  
I don't like seeing people with undiagnosed mental problems like this but also fark him for all the damage he's done.
 
2021-09-17 4:15:31 PM  

mrshowrules: I never thought I would see the day where Jim Bakker would interview someone and the person he was interviewing was a bigger asshole than himself.


I can't wait for them to combine forces and sell cream of potato soup mix in a MyPillow.
 
2021-09-17 4:16:13 PM  
Lindell must soon mount a legal defense against Dominion Voting Systems and its $1.3 billion civil defamation lawsuit against him and several other defendants, but may not be helping his cause by repeatedly contradicting his legal team, which has argued he is not profiting from his attacks on the company. On Thursday night, he announced that the promo code "Dominion" will now yield deep discounts on MyPillow products.

(Snip)

Last week, the bedding king claimed that his antagonistic relationship with Dominion Voting Systems was good for business, saying he had recently hired an additional 200 employees.


I like that he's not just ignoring the good advice of his lawyers, he's actually making up shiat to ignore it harder because it boosts his ego.
 
2021-09-17 4:16:53 PM  
All you'd need to kill this turd is $100 worth of crack and a glass rose from the gas station, he'll take care of the rest.

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2021-09-17 4:20:24 PM  

Nick Nostril: whidbey: All that money and so much stupid.

Crack: Not even once.


He always had an addictive, obsessive personality. Addicted to gambling as a teenager, then cocaine later, then religion, and now, Trumpism and conspiracy theories about the election.

Addictive people always seem to find some new thing to fixate their lives around.
 
2021-09-17 4:20:43 PM  
Lindell must soon mount a legal defense against Dominion Voting Systems and its $1.3 billion civil defamation lawsuit against him and several other defendants, but may not be helping his cause by repeatedly contradicting his legal team, which has argued he is not profiting from his attacks on the company. On Thursday night, he announced that the promo code "Dominion" will now yield deep discounts on MyPillow products.


*Facepalm*
 
2021-09-17 4:22:09 PM  
But the far right still loves this stool sample and buys his crap pillows
 
2021-09-17 4:23:30 PM  
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2021-09-17 4:25:03 PM  

TastyEloi: Nick Nostril: whidbey: All that money and so much stupid.

Crack: Not even once.

He always had an addictive, obsessive personality. Addicted to gambling as a teenager, then cocaine later, then religion, and now, Trumpism and conspiracy theories about the election.

Addictive people always seem to find some new thing to fixate their lives around.


Might as well face it you're addicted to Trump.
 
2021-09-17 4:25:07 PM  

Fireproof: OldRod: "This is probably the only time where I had a little fear, and I had to pray, get on my knees, and pray to God. This was 10 days before the impeachment trial. And let me tell you. I'm 10 days before - and remember, at the time that that was like the - towards the end of January, you know, the impeachment trials were Tuesday following, like, the Feb. 8, OK?"

First of all, the impeachment trials were not in February... Second of all, does he smell burnt toast?

Weren't the second ones in February, just after Trump left office?


Well, damn, you're right.  The House impeached him on January 13, but the Senate trial wasn't until February 9
 
2021-09-17 4:27:28 PM  
My-Pill-Oh,-I'm-So-High
 
2021-09-17 4:28:28 PM  
The old white asshole with dementia is saying crazy things? Shocking.
 
2021-09-17 4:28:41 PM  

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That's some nightmare fuel right there.

I laughed, anyway.
 
2021-09-17 4:30:46 PM  
Killary Klinton can infiltrate a maximum security prison, turn off the cameras, and make Epstein's death look like a suicide, but a doughy crack addict who will show up at your door for $10 is just too dang slippery. Assassination ain't what it used to be.
 
2021-09-17 4:31:52 PM  
FTA:  "He then continued with a favorite theme, describing the Jan. 6 Capitol siege as the work of anti-Trump forces."

You have to admire the professionalism of those Antifa-trained, Soros-paid crisis actors, all willing to plead guilty and go to prison for a few months (or years) to maintain the cover story!

Honestly, I think the folks who would like to see him dead are his family and employees, seeing as how he's pissing away all of his money and those folks will be out of work.

/5150 hold, ASAP.
 
2021-09-17 4:32:27 PM  

indy_kid: FTA:  "He then continued with a favorite theme, describing the Jan. 6 Capitol siege as the work of anti-Trump forces."

You have to admire the professionalism of those Antifa-trained, Soros-paid crisis actors, all willing to plead guilty and go to prison for a few months (or years) to maintain the cover story!

Honestly, I think the folks who would like to see him dead are his family and employees, seeing as how he's pissing away all of his money and those folks will be out of work.

/5150 hold, ASAP.


His fortune is probably all debts now, like his Idol.
 
2021-09-17 4:32:51 PM  
Anxiety and paranoia are side-effects of long term cocaine use.
 
2021-09-17 4:35:01 PM  

UltimaCS: Killary Klinton can infiltrate a maximum security prison, turn off the cameras, and make Epstein's death look like a suicide, but a doughy crack addict who will show up at your door for $10 is just too dang slippery. Assassination ain't what it used to be.


Killary had all that practice beforehand, though - I mean, she's been killing since '92 with impunity. The Clintons make John Wick look like a novice numismatist. From campaign workers to world leaders, no one's untouchable when it comes to Killary Klinton.
 
2021-09-17 4:36:34 PM  

FormlessOne: UltimaCS: Killary Klinton can infiltrate a maximum security prison, turn off the cameras, and make Epstein's death look like a suicide, but a doughy crack addict who will show up at your door for $10 is just too dang slippery. Assassination ain't what it used to be.

Killary had all that practice beforehand, though - I mean, she's been killing since '92 with impunity. The Clintons make John Wick look like a novice numismatist. From campaign workers to world leaders, no one's untouchable when it comes to Killary Klinton.


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2021-09-17 4:37:20 PM  
The government is trying to kill him?
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2021-09-17 4:39:05 PM  
Just keep sipping on that sweet, sweet oleandrin and let your descent into madness and slow motion suicide take its course, Mr. Pillow Guy.
 
2021-09-17 4:39:43 PM  
Garza and the Supermutants

Old_Chief_Scott: If the government wanted to kill you, you'd be dead. The government is actually hoping that the American People will find much enjoyment in the upcoming legal proceedings being brought by Dominion.

I know I will.

Only his legal team wants him dead at this point. Everyone else from Dominion to scammers to his crack dealer stands to take his remaining fortune from him. His supporters think he's going to prevail, and the rest of us are here for the downfall.


No way.  Not while they have a live whale on the line.  As long as he keeps paying them they will be more than happy to take his money. It's when the cash stops flowing that the rats will jump ship.
 
2021-09-17 4:42:40 PM  
These real American patriots say they'll die for this country too defend their freedoms but whine when they are on the U.S. government hit list.
Such tough, much brave.
 
2021-09-17 4:44:18 PM  

FormlessOne: UltimaCS: Killary Klinton can infiltrate a maximum security prison, turn off the cameras, and make Epstein's death look like a suicide, but a doughy crack addict who will show up at your door for $10 is just too dang slippery. Assassination ain't what it used to be.

Killary had all that practice beforehand, though - I mean, she's been killing since '92 with impunity. The Clintons make John Wick look like a novice numismatist. From campaign workers to world leaders, no one's untouchable when it comes to Killary Klinton.


Schrödinger's liberals: at once, both hyper-competent elite assassin geniuses who secretly run the world, and totally incompetent and weak commie failure traitors.
 
2021-09-17 4:45:19 PM  

kpaxoid: Anxiety and paranoia are side-effects of long term cocaine use.


Also symptoms of dementia. I guess he could have cocaine-induced dementia, ie, brain damage.
 
2021-09-17 4:47:42 PM  

FormlessOne: UltimaCS: Killary Klinton can infiltrate a maximum security prison, turn off the cameras, and make Epstein's death look like a suicide, but a doughy crack addict who will show up at your door for $10 is just too dang slippery. Assassination ain't what it used to be.

Killary had all that practice beforehand, though - I mean, she's been killing since '92 with impunity. The Clintons make John Wick look like a novice numismatist. From campaign workers to world leaders, no one's untouchable when it comes to Killary Klinton.


Well, except for the senile 70-something she ran against in 2016. Somehow she failed to kill the one person who stood between her and the most powerful government job in America. Weird.
 
2021-09-17 4:48:13 PM  

FormlessOne: mrshowrules: I never thought I would see the day where Jim Bakker would interview someone and the person he was interviewing was a bigger asshole than himself.

I can't wait for them to combine forces and sell cream of potato soup mix in a MyPillow.


"Dear God, it's fluffy!"
 
2021-09-17 4:49:04 PM  

BigKaboom: These real American patriots say they'll die for this country too defend their freedoms but whine when they are on the U.S. government hit list.
Such tough, much brave.


"Too"? I swear I proof read this before submitting. Crack is whack.
 
2021-09-17 4:50:22 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: The old white asshole with dementia is saying crazy things? Shocking.


He has a lot of issues but I don't think dementia...yet
 
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