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(Polygon)   I for one will happily welcome our cute, large-toothed, fuzzy overlords   (polygon.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Caroline Botelho, ZOOM, city-building sim, Beaver, The Colony, classic city-building mechanics, Steam Early Access, game's developer Mechanistry  
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2021-09-17 3:25:48 PM  
I dunno, aquatic mammals are cute at first but get annoying quick.
 
2021-09-17 3:30:26 PM  
Super-intelligent beavers have evolved and formed "lumberpunk" societies

Good luck trying to peer through your wooden monocles and goggles, water rodents.
 
2021-09-17 3:33:46 PM  
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2021-09-17 3:37:31 PM  
There was a demo available during the games fest or whatever it's not bad but it's no Empires of the Undergrowth
 
2021-09-17 4:04:28 PM  

skyotter: I dunno, aquatic mammals are cute at first but get annoying quick.


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2021-09-17 4:11:18 PM  
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I'll probably pick this one up.  I'm a sucker for colony management games and one that's focused on diverting water ways and such sounds fun.
 
2021-09-17 4:38:57 PM  
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2021-09-17 4:51:23 PM  
So SimCity with beavers then? Gotcha.
 
2021-09-17 6:27:06 PM  
Beaver City building?  Bout dam time.
 
2021-09-17 7:45:59 PM  
Cute Beavers Build Dam And Crunch on Snacks
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2021-09-18 12:45:06 AM  
A city where you have to work or die.
I look for a bit of escapism in my entertainment, not a soul crushing reminder of reality.
Why dont you make a game where you mine asbestos then die of  pulmonary disease while youre at it?
 
2021-09-18 4:35:51 AM  

frankb00th: A city where you have to work or die.
I look for a bit of escapism in my entertainment, not a soul crushing reminder of reality.
Why dont you make a game where you mine asbestos then die of  pulmonary disease while youre at it?


From the playthroughs i have seen on youtube, once you are properly set up, ypu can have as many unemployed beavers as ypu want as long as you can keep making food . You can live out your unemployment fantasy as long as you want until the increasing dry seasons kills everyone.
 
2021-09-18 11:28:47 AM  

frankb00th: A city where you have to work or die.
I look for a bit of escapism in my entertainment, not a soul crushing reminder of reality.
Why dont you make a game where you mine asbestos then die of  pulmonary disease while youre at it?


How da fuk is this different than a 1000 other games?
PacMan
Mario
Sonic
Civ
Frost punk
Factorio
Etc. Etc. Blah Blah Yadda Yadda

You make it sound like some radical new idea. Like the first dude to put a cuss word in a movie.

Lighten up, Francis.

/ don't buy the fark'n game.
// go on with your life
/// elsewhere
 
2021-09-18 12:04:45 PM  

MaxTigar: frankb00th: A city where you have to work or die.
I look for a bit of escapism in my entertainment, not a soul crushing reminder of reality.
Why dont you make a game where you mine asbestos then die of  pulmonary disease while youre at it?

How da fuk is this different than a 1000 other games?
PacMan
Mario
Sonic
Civ
Frost punk
Factorio
Etc. Etc. Blah Blah Yadda Yadda

You make it sound like some radical new idea. Like the first dude to put a cuss word in a movie.

Lighten up, Francis.

/ don't buy the fark'n game.
// go on with your life
/// elsewhere


We have different opinions on the subject but fark off to somewhere else? Really?
Talk about sensitive. Delicate. Wilts easily. Loses his mind over semi serious criticism. My comment is barely worth a reply but here you are, for great justice.
fark you're lame.
 
2021-09-18 12:10:26 PM  

frankb00th: MaxTigar: frankb00th: A city where you have to work or die.
I look for a bit of escapism in my entertainment, not a soul crushing reminder of reality.
Why dont you make a game where you mine asbestos then die of  pulmonary disease while youre at it?

How da fuk is this different than a 1000 other games?
PacMan
Mario
Sonic
Civ
Frost punk
Factorio
Etc. Etc. Blah Blah Yadda Yadda

You make it sound like some radical new idea. Like the first dude to put a cuss word in a movie.

Lighten up, Francis.

/ don't buy the fark'n game.
// go on with your life
/// elsewhere

We have different opinions on the subject but fark off to somewhere else? Really?
Talk about sensitive. Delicate. Wilts easily. Loses his mind over semi serious criticism. My comment is barely worth a reply but here you are, for great justice.
fark you're lame.


Hey can you two dial it back.  I'm playing MS Flight Sim and I can't hear directions from ATC.
 
2021-09-18 12:50:21 PM  

Hawk the Hawk: frankb00th: MaxTigar: frankb00th: A city where you have to work or die.
I look for a bit of escapism in my entertainment, not a soul crushing reminder of reality.
Why dont you make a game where you mine asbestos then die of  pulmonary disease while youre at it?

How da fuk is this different than a 1000 other games?
PacMan
Mario
Sonic
Civ
Frost punk
Factorio
Etc. Etc. Blah Blah Yadda Yadda

You make it sound like some radical new idea. Like the first dude to put a cuss word in a movie.

Lighten up, Francis.

/ don't buy the fark'n game.
// go on with your life
/// elsewhere

We have different opinions on the subject but fark off to somewhere else? Really?
Talk about sensitive. Delicate. Wilts easily. Loses his mind over semi serious criticism. My comment is barely worth a reply but here you are, for great justice.
fark you're lame.

Hey can you two dial it back.  I'm playing MS Flight Sim and I can't hear directions from ATC.


Roger that. It was meant to be my one and only response anyways.
 
2021-09-18 5:09:06 PM  
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