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2021-09-17 12:50:56 PM  
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2021-09-17 1:40:10 PM  
Pauline Bauer is entertainingly nuts.

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2021-09-17 2:12:16 PM  
That is some high grade nuttery. I went MD rather than JD, can one of the FarkLaw types translate? Is it as batshiat as it seems?
 
2021-09-17 2:37:10 PM  
As a flight risk, she's going to be entertaining if she does try to flee, because she'll try the razzle-dazzle at customs in another nation and will need the US to come and pick her up.
 
2021-09-17 2:48:14 PM  
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Glad to see she knows she can't be naval court martialed twice.
 
2021-09-17 2:50:48 PM  
If ONLY they can say all the magical words right

Send some pissed off black officers to arrest her, cause you know she's gonna resist
 
2021-09-17 2:53:31 PM  

Sword and Shield: That is some high grade nuttery. I went MD rather than JD, can one of the FarkLaw types translate? Is it as batshiat as it seems?


I don't even have a JD and I can tell you "yes".  A toddler trying to blame the dog for shiatting in the cookie jar makes a better case.
 
2021-09-17 3:25:56 PM  

phalamir: Sword and Shield: That is some high grade nuttery. I went MD rather than JD, can one of the FarkLaw types translate? Is it as batshiat as it seems?

I don't even have a JD and I can tell you "yes".  A toddler trying to blame the dog for shiatting in the cookie jar makes a better case.


Don't forget the obvious tiny handprints of baby-shiat dotting the entire kitchen.
 
2021-09-17 3:26:35 PM  
Feds are asking court to revoke release of Jan 6 defendant Pauline Bauer pending trial, arguing she's following court orders, won't surrender passport.

Huh? Did he mean to say she's NOT following court orders?
Cause if you follow court orders you usually aren't in trouble.
 
2021-09-17 3:27:32 PM  
I want to see a good tazing come from this, like many of the SC vids I've been watching.

/my fave is where a guy is tazed in the crotch, complains that they aren't tazing him right, and threatens to call the cops, to which the police point out that they ARE the cops.
 
2021-09-17 3:28:30 PM  
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2021-09-17 3:29:09 PM  
She's not a person but she is a woman.  Interesting.
 
2021-09-17 3:29:53 PM  
This may be her way of supplying the required notice under Rule 12.2 and requesting an exam?
 
2021-09-17 3:32:40 PM  
She's coup coup for Cocoa Puffs...

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2021-09-17 3:34:45 PM  
I had a history teacher named Bauer in HS. I had her for four years and she went from Bauer to another name then another and back to Bauer. She was about as nuts as this lady. I wonder if they are related.

/I dated her daughter once
//then I found out who her mom was
///it all made sense in the end
 
2021-09-17 3:34:47 PM  
Aww, I can't find any video of her. I don't even need court video of today but I really want to see her spouting nonsense
 
2021-09-17 3:35:20 PM  

Sword and Shield: That is some high grade nuttery. I went MD rather than JD, can one of the FarkLaw types translate? Is it as batshiat as it seems?


IANAL, but this is all pretty standard Soverign Citizen bullshiat.  Including insisting they are not Soverign Citizens.
 
2021-09-17 3:36:14 PM  

baka-san: If ONLY they can say all the magical words right


Tubul-cain?
 
2021-09-17 3:36:31 PM  
Rot in hell, you ignorant, seditious, poop-smearing heifer.  I hope you lose your business, your family and you get your ass kicked every day in prison.  Orange fatso ain't bailing you out, dipshiat, and you're set to piss off the judge who holds the fate of your worthless life in his/her hands.  You FAFO, biatch.
 
2021-09-17 3:36:35 PM  
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"OMG her legal kung fu is too much for me. Punctuation AND red text? CASE DISMISSED NOT GUILTY SEND THE PROSECUTORS TO JAIL IMMEDIATELY"
 
2021-09-17 3:36:41 PM  
The judge had her jailed by the way.

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2021-09-17 3:37:15 PM  
Hey, any you guys tried these new chocolate cookies yet?
 
2021-09-17 3:37:30 PM  

phalamir: Sword and Shield: That is some high grade nuttery. I went MD rather than JD, can one of the FarkLaw types translate? Is it as batshiat as it seems?

I don't even have a JD and I can tell you "yes".  A toddler trying to blame the dog for shiatting in the cookie jar makes a better case.


That is an oddly specific example to use....
 
2021-09-17 3:38:29 PM  
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/she sounds nice
 
2021-09-17 3:38:47 PM  
These faking idiots.

Of all the stupid farking dumbassery that people come up with in this country, sovcit has to be the dumbest.
 
2021-09-17 3:39:17 PM  
Like this person could actually use that passport. They'd flag you the second you booked a ticket and arrest you getting on the plane/boat whatever.
 
2021-09-17 3:39:40 PM  

Botkin of the Yard: She's not a person but she is a woman.  Interesting.


A person is a legal entity. As a woman, she is simply a woman.

Think of it like this: you wouldn't download a Moose.

Res ipsa locutor
 
2021-09-17 3:39:46 PM  
That woman is pursuing her hobby and is not psychotic but is an asshole.

I am psychotic.

She's been fed bad information for years.

I consume information from Fark and every so often my fear of Russian spies eats me alive because when very frustrated and scared, it's like my brain takes a short leap to: EVERYTHING THAT UPSETS YOU IS THAT THING YOU'RE SCARED OF: RUSSIAN SPIES!

Consciously I can understand everything is not Russian spies. Even when psychotic, I still understand I am psychotic and it's my mind tormenting me.

Then when the meds kick in, it's back to looking like only the GQP are Russian spies and their fans are Putin's idiots.
 
2021-09-17 3:39:46 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Sword and Shield: That is some high grade nuttery. I went MD rather than JD, can one of the FarkLaw types translate? Is it as batshiat as it seems?

IANAL, but this is all pretty standard Soverign Citizen bullshiat.  Including insisting they are not Soverign Citizens.


She does it quite well, actually.  Drafting a long paragraph of uninterrupted legal-ish sounding gibberish is not as easy as you might think.
 
2021-09-17 3:39:54 PM  

thorpe: The judge had her jailed by the way.


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2021-09-17 3:40:19 PM  
"McFadden asked if she would just be willing to check in with her pretrial officer once a week. "I feel like it's a violation of my rights, sir," responded Bauer, who is representing herself against misdemeanor federal charges.

McFadden revoked Bauer's release, and Bauer was taken out of the courtroom crying and screaming: "No! I'm not going back to jail! Why are you doing this?"

"I don't like doing this, but you have made it clear that you feel you are above the law," McFadden said. "


https://www.courthousenews.com/capito​l​-rioter-ordered-to-jail-after-snubbing​-bail-office/
 
2021-09-17 3:40:48 PM  
I'd like to comment on this but I refuse to create joinder.
 
2021-09-17 3:41:28 PM  
Are they nuts enough that the court is obligated to provide them with representation despite their wishes?  Because they seem nuts enough that the court should be obligated to provide them with sane representation and then maybe just say, "You know what?  This person is dangerously lacking in sanity and therefore is sentenced to an indefinite stay in a secure mental health facility".

Because you're not going to get remorse, understanding, or altered behavior out of that person.  They will come out of the system just like they went in - batshiat nuts.
 
2021-09-17 3:41:46 PM  
I do not understand why she is allowed to continue living. She has negative value to all humanity.
 
2021-09-17 3:41:50 PM  
Thread unrolled:
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/143​8855759006105602.html

The last three tweets are the best of the thread.
 
2021-09-17 3:42:39 PM  
The judge needs to order a 72-hour psych evaluation on some of these people... there are some of them that clearly need help
 
2021-09-17 3:42:40 PM  

log_jammin: I'd like to comment on this but I refuse to create joinder.


Haha, perfect.
 
2021-09-17 3:42:41 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: Think of it like this: you wouldn't download a Moose.


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2021-09-17 3:42:50 PM  

Unsung_Hero: This person is dangerously lacking in sanity and therefore is sentenced to an indefinite stay in a secure mental health facility".


You want Batman supervillains?  'Cause that's how you get Batman supervillains.
 
2021-09-17 3:44:08 PM  
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2021-09-17 3:44:48 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Consciously I can understand everything is not Russian spies. Even when psychotic, I still understand I am psychotic and it's my mind tormenting me.


Do you have any proof that Russian spies are not tormenting you?
 
2021-09-17 3:45:42 PM  

log_jammin: I'd like to comment on this but I refuse to create joinder.


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2021-09-17 3:46:02 PM  
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"Why does a sovereign citizen need a U.S. passport?"
Their whole shtick is that they don't recognize the legitimacy of the government.
 
2021-09-17 3:46:04 PM  
I think we should tack on a few extra years to her sentence because of her weapons-grade stupidity

Where do people come up with this stuff? The more I read about SC stuff the more baffled I am
 
2021-09-17 3:46:04 PM  

OldRod: The judge needs to order a 72-hour psych evaluation on some of these people... there are some of them that clearly need help



They don't need help, they are Republicans and Christians and a few Libertarians that always vote R. Are you trying to say that everyone that falls into these categories clearly need help?

/I agree with what you are saying.
 
2021-09-17 3:46:41 PM  

iron de havilland: PartTimeBuddha: Think of it like this: you wouldn't download a Moose.

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Ach. Whiskey through the nose is ... hurts man :D
 
2021-09-17 3:46:42 PM  

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She claims to be a "WARRIOR INSIDE".
Well, now she's a warrior. And she's inside.
I suppose the irony will be lost on her.
 
2021-09-17 3:46:47 PM  
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2021-09-17 3:47:48 PM  

NutWrench: [Fark user image 850x356]
"Why does a sovereign citizen need a U.S. passport?"
Their whole shtick is that they don't recognize the legitimacy of the government.


Because they are all full shiat and think that the sovcit bullshiat will get them a get out of jail free card.
 
2021-09-17 3:48:58 PM  
Lol she's from Kane.

I used to be attached to the Guard Armory there. It's in the solid heart of rustbelt jobless hell.
 
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