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(CNN)   Apparently, Mike Pence really is this delusional   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-09-17 1:13:44 PM  
He did call Dan Quayle with a legal question about subverting American democracy, to help install an infantile fascist dictator for life, so I wouldn't be too surprised by anything this "genius" does.
 
2021-09-17 1:37:47 PM  
Like Tom Cotton and Josh Hawley will let him on the debate dais.
 
2021-09-17 2:22:22 PM  
"Mike is going to look at this and say, 'Where am I being called to serve?' " said one person close to Pence. "That's not going to be thwarted by any man or woman."

"If he feels called to do this," the adviser went on, "it's not going to be because of who else is in the race."


And this right here is why Mike Pence is f*cking dangerous.  If he does it, he believes it's because his god wants him to.  Anything he does, it's because his god wants him to (funny how his god always wants what benefits him most, but that's kind of Christianity in a nutshell).  He can't back down or compromise, because Jesus.  That's f*cking dangerous.  And Pence is stupid enough that he actually believes.  Which makes him even more dangerous.


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2021-09-17 2:30:13 PM  
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2021-09-17 3:09:18 PM  
I'm now imagining Trump addressing Pence on the debate stage during the primary.

TRUMP:  "I made this little dweeb, but he's one of the weakest, most disloyal little shiats I've ever come across. When push finally came to shove and he had a chance to save America from the radical leftists, this little mama's boy didn't have the balls to stand up for his country. No cajones, none whatsoever. I feel sorry for his ugly-ass wife, there's no way this little man-baby could have kept her satisfied. She's was probably banging the mailman the whole time - are any of his kids even his?

And now, this little spineless, dickless RINO, he's up here thinking he can take a shot a me? He's clearly just as crazy as he is weak and stupid."

MODERATOR: "Mr. Pence, do you care to respond?"

PENCE: "Ah...while I see what you're saying, with all due respect, Mr. President, I disagree."
 
2021-09-17 3:24:49 PM  
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2021-09-17 3:38:48 PM  
Mother will be his veep.

Because dinners and such.
 
2021-09-17 3:54:41 PM  

markie_farkie: Mother will be his veep.

Because dinners and such.


Nope - it'll be tRump**.
 
2021-09-17 4:01:43 PM  

Lambskincoat: He did call Dan Quayle with a legal question about subverting American democracy, to help install an infantile fascist dictator for life, so I wouldn't be too surprised by anything this "genius" does.


We live in a country where this isn't the biggest story of our lifetime.
 
2021-09-17 4:06:56 PM  
I'd sooner vote for the fly.
 
2021-09-17 4:07:27 PM  
Mike should have listened to his old lady in 2015. She tried to warn him.
 
2021-09-17 4:07:38 PM  
No.  Republican voters are.
 
2021-09-17 4:08:03 PM  
Mike Pence couldn't be elected the president of the Mike Pence fanclub.
 
2021-09-17 4:08:41 PM  
"If you do this I don't think I want to be your friend anymore."- Trump
 
2021-09-17 4:08:49 PM  
Wait... the 1/6 rioters were chanting to hang him, and now he thinks they'll vote for him?

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2021-09-17 4:09:02 PM  
hahaha. let them fight jpeg
 
2021-09-17 4:09:11 PM  

b2theory: Lambskincoat: He did call Dan Quayle with a legal question about subverting American democracy, to help install an infantile fascist dictator for life, so I wouldn't be too surprised by anything this "genius" does.

We live in a country where this isn't the biggest story of our lifetime.


Of the last few months.
 
2021-09-17 4:09:49 PM  
So what are the odds that Trump is going to run again? I honestly have no idea if he will or not.
 
2021-09-17 4:09:51 PM  
Pence is the Gilead candidate, but since his own base wanted to hang him less than a year ago, I'm not sure how much traction he'll get in what is sure to be a field of authoritarian shiatheads.
 
2021-09-17 4:10:52 PM  
As delusional as the guy who wrote Fortunate Son being on Pence's team?

I wouldn't lend that rumor any credence.
 
2021-09-17 4:11:10 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: I'm now imagining Trump addressing Pence on the debate stage during the primary.

TRUMP:  "I made this little dweeb, but he's one of the weakest, most disloyal little shiats I've ever come across. When push finally came to shove and he had a chance to save America from the radical leftists, this little mama's boy didn't have the balls to stand up for his country. No cajones, none whatsoever. I feel sorry for his ugly-ass wife, there's no way this little man-baby could have kept her satisfied. She's was probably banging the mailman the whole time - are any of his kids even his?

And now, this little spineless, dickless RINO, he's up here thinking he can take a shot a me? He's clearly just as crazy as he is weak and stupid."

MODERATOR: "Mr. Pence, do you care to respond?"

PENCE: "Ah...while I see what you're saying, with all due respect, Mr. President, I disagree."


No, he'd just do the look down, shake his head, and say "that's not true"
 
2021-09-17 4:11:13 PM  
Do it.

Keep it up, y'all.

EVERY election between now, and the glorious day that TFG strokes out on the toilet while rage-shiatting and impotently scrolling twitter, make EVERY one of those votes another opportunity for the rest of us to draw a line between the GQP and TFG.
 
2021-09-17 4:12:27 PM  
I would vote Mike Pence before voting for Trump.
 
2021-09-17 4:12:27 PM  
the slogan:

I ALWAYS HAD HIS sack BACK!

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2021-09-17 4:14:58 PM  
"Mike is going to look at this and say, 'Where am I being called to serve?' " said one person close to Pence. "That's not going to be thwarted by any man or woman.""If he feels called to do this," the adviser went on, "it's not going to be because of who else is in the race."

We GET it. He's an evangelical. Your dog-bullhorn is reaching all the dummies in Goober Nation. Don't worry about it.
 
2021-09-17 4:15:03 PM  
I mean....it's intriguing....both sides hate his guts.

Of course, this was the same guy who denied a needle exchange based on his conversation with God that lead to one of the biggest outbreaks of HIV in America in the past 20 years.

....so obviously his judgement has been suspect for a very long time.
 
2021-09-17 4:15:15 PM  

Glicky: I would vote Mike Pence before voting for Trump.


I'd have unprotected sex with Nikki Minaj's cousin's friend before voting for that guy.
 
2021-09-17 4:15:33 PM  

Dr Dreidel: As delusional as the guy who wrote Fortunate Son being on Pence's team?

I wouldn't lend that rumor any credence.


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2021-09-17 4:16:35 PM  

NutWrench: 'Where am I being called to serve?'


FCI Terre Haute for about 10-20 years.
 
2021-09-17 4:17:53 PM  
Did he ask mother for permission?

The job entails being around many women by himself, can he handle that?
 
2021-09-17 4:18:35 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "Mike is going to look at this and say, 'Where am I being called to serve?' " said one person close to Pence. "That's not going to be thwarted by any man or woman."

"If he feels called to do this," the adviser went on, "it's not going to be because of who else is in the race."

And this right here is why Mike Pence is f*cking dangerous.  If he does it, he believes it's because his god wants him to.  Anything he does, it's because his god wants him to (funny how his god always wants what benefits him most, but that's kind of Christianity in a nutshell).  He can't back down or compromise, because Jesus.  That's f*cking dangerous.  And Pence is stupid enough that he actually believes.  Which makes him even more dangerous.


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Dude, he's a twatwaffle.  Pence accepted the VP nod because he was going to lose the governorship in Indiana - for being too much of a preachy asshole.  Indiana looked at him and said "Nah, too fundiban".  If he can't even pull Indiana with God-talk, he ain't dangerous.  A chigger bite is painful, but that doesn't mean you run screaming over the horizon accelerating the whole way just because you see one.  Hell, the MAGAts were going to straight up lynch his ass on Jan 6.  He has a constituency of Mother.
 
2021-09-17 4:18:59 PM  
Do it.  Cause enough division TFG doesn't even get on the ballot.
 
2021-09-17 4:19:02 PM  
He's also added a top Republican fundraiser, John Fogarty, and new office space for his non-profit group, Advancing American Freedom.So he hired the guy who wrote Fortunate Son? Kinky!
 
2021-09-17 4:19:40 PM  
Mike Pence betrayed Trump.


That's the perception in the GOP and it's going to stick to him.  He's dead in the water.
 
2021-09-17 4:20:06 PM  

Lambskincoat: He did call Dan Quayle with a legal question about subverting American democracy, to help install an infantile fascist dictator for life, so I wouldn't be too surprised by anything this "genius" does.


Hey, at least he had the presence of mind to call someone else and listen to them
 
2021-09-17 4:22:20 PM  
He.... he remembers his old boss tried to have him hanged right?
 
2021-09-17 4:24:25 PM  
Remember when he brought SUVs to Mackinac Island? No respect for tradition.
 
2021-09-17 4:25:10 PM  
Mike Pence is too stupid to even know that he was choice #28 for Vice President. Everyone else on the list said, "Fark no," before Bannon was even done asking them.
 
2021-09-17 4:25:12 PM  

Boo_Guy: Did he ask mother for permission?

The job entails being around many women by himself, can he handle that?


He so dedicated to Mother, he'll only watch porn that has no women.

For her
 
2021-09-17 4:25:49 PM  
Personally, I think it's a great idea. He's got the name recognition, political skill & connections to squeak into the nomination, but will get crushed in the general when the trump-humpers & q-tards pretend he doesn't exist.
 
2021-09-17 4:26:34 PM  
Imagine that there is a God and he's calling on Pence to run. Heaven might be quite a nightmare.
 
2021-09-17 4:31:42 PM  

August11: Imagine that there is a God and he's calling on Pence to run. Heaven might be quite a nightmare.


How come we never hear about God telling people to NOT run?
 
2021-09-17 4:33:15 PM  
After Trump tried to kill Pence, Trump told Pence that he couldn't be friends with him.

And people think Gen. Milley over-reached.
 
2021-09-17 4:34:13 PM  

Glicky: August11: Imagine that there is a God and he's calling on Pence to run. Heaven might be quite a nightmare.

How come we never hear about God telling people to NOT run?


Because he is telling them to run away, they have no chance, and what they hear "Run, you have a chance".

Either that or God has a sense of humor, and likes to humiliate idiots.

/Leaning towards the later.
 
2021-09-17 4:42:16 PM  
Donate to his campaign and win a chance to hang out with Mike Pence!
 
2021-09-17 4:42:36 PM  

OldRod: Wait... the 1/6 rioters were chanting to hang him, and now he thinks they'll vote for him?

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And don't forget the gallows they erected. They were for hanging him too.
 
2021-09-17 4:43:44 PM  

lordjupiter: I'd sooner vote for the fly.


"Help me! Help me!"
 
2021-09-17 4:46:30 PM  
I mean he's awful but he's going to go for it. He's probably hoping that if Trump dies of natural causes that Fox, OAN, and Newsmax then start pumping the "Trump stood for what we wanted but was flawed. Mike is our one true Christian President. Mike saved us from Trump's worst and he'll make sure we are 9-0 on the courts"

I mean that's all it takes. We are talking about the group going to the Vet for their health checkups right now. In the end, the TV is going to tell people what to do and he is the former VP.
 
2021-09-17 4:46:35 PM  

JerkStore: Mike Pence is too stupid to even know that he was choice #28 for Vice President. Everyone else on the list said, "Fark no," before Bannon was even done asking them.


Just a reminder that Pence was hand-picked by Manafort, who got him in with Trump while Bannon was apparently out buying booze.  Trump was stupid enough to be convinced by Manafort, and by Pence's ass-kissing, that Pence would bring along the Party Leaders.  He had no f*cking idea who Pence was.  Manafort played Pence as the absolute best option they were lucky to get.
 
2021-09-17 4:47:58 PM  
Mike Pence was supposed to be DT's insurance policy against being found guilty in the Senate after impeachment.  That, and Mike was the most wishy-washy in the list of candidates, least likely to question DT.
 
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