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(The Poke (UK))   Nigella is now an admitted "demonic entity"   (thepoke.co.uk) divider line
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2021-09-17 11:23:50 AM  
I thought TFA was going to be about putting pineapple on pizza.
 
2021-09-17 12:06:01 PM  
Naughty Nigella Kitchen (Comedy mash-up of clips from the series)
Youtube o6DXz0MZP0E
 
2021-09-17 12:30:50 PM  
That explains the meekro wah vay.
 
2021-09-17 12:33:24 PM  
Let's get this one out of the way.

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2021-09-17 12:50:14 PM  
Though, this one seems more apropos.

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2021-09-17 2:31:30 PM  
I like to sprinkle nigella on my ghee-basted naan when it's still hot off the skillet.
 
2021-09-17 2:34:02 PM  
Every time I watch her show I'm inspired to whip up a batch of hand made white sauce.
 
2021-09-17 2:52:51 PM  
fark it then,

Hail satan!
 
2021-09-17 3:05:00 PM  
I'd plow my demonic entity right between those.. uh..  huge tracts of land
 
2021-09-17 3:11:32 PM  
She used to haunt my dreams, so calling her a demonic entity is appropriate.
 
2021-09-17 3:54:17 PM  
I assume the specific demonic entity is a Succubus
 
2021-09-17 4:00:17 PM  

Axeofjudgement: fark it then,

Hail satan!


This is the food tab. It needs to be:

Hail Seitan!
 
2021-09-17 4:16:28 PM  
Another demonic entity
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2021-09-17 4:19:39 PM  

drogg: Axeofjudgement: fark it then,

Hail satan!

This is the food tab. It needs to be:

Hail Seitan!


I was actually waiting for this comment 🤣🤣
 
2021-09-17 4:27:37 PM  
DEMON SEED

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2021-09-17 4:28:30 PM  
She's 61, lives on butter and wine and looks uh-mazing. Of COURSE she's in league with Satan.
 
2021-09-17 4:45:11 PM  
NIGELLA LAWSON So Pretty But CAN SHE MAKE RAMEN?
Youtube vCd3CCnqqDU
 
2021-09-17 4:47:56 PM  

drogg: Axeofjudgement: fark it then,

Hail satan!

This is the food tab. It needs to be:

Hail Seitan!


HA!

Seitan is actually pretty good. Try the Radical Reuben at the Chicago Diner.
 
2021-09-17 5:08:41 PM  

Barfmaker: That explains the meekro wah vay.


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2021-09-17 5:47:54 PM  

Bukharin: Every time I watch her show I'm inspired to whip up a batch of hand made white sauce.


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/That product horrifies me
//The more the name of an alleged food tells you without actually telling you what it *is*, the more horrifying it is.
 
2021-09-17 5:50:28 PM  

Axeofjudgement: drogg: Axeofjudgement: fark it then,

Hail satan!

This is the food tab. It needs to be:

Hail Seitan!

I was actually waiting for this comment 🤣🤣


Happy to oblige. 😁
 
2021-09-17 6:49:18 PM  
"Spatchcock."

 
2021-09-17 6:53:05 PM  

Epicanis: Bukharin: Every time I watch her show I'm inspired to whip up a batch of hand made white sauce.

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/That product horrifies me
//The more the name of an alleged food tells you without actually telling you what it *is*, the more horrifying it is.


...why? It's a basic packaged cream sauce. The ingredients list is pretty tame:

Water, Vegetable Oil (contains Antioxidant (Butylated Hydroxyanisole)), Thickener (Modified Cornstarch), Cream 6%, Cream Powder, Garlic 1.5%, Sugar, Salt, Glucose Syrup, Cheese Powder, Onion 0.5%, Food Acid (Lactic), Yeast Extract, Flavour, Pepper.
 
2021-09-17 7:00:22 PM  
Demonic.  I will exercise her.
 
2021-09-17 10:15:06 PM  
Crazy people are everywhere. That's why you never flip off an aggressive driver.
 
2021-09-17 10:31:17 PM  
She can't cook Ramen and doesn't own a rice cooker so yes she is a Demonic Entity.
 
2021-09-18 11:40:22 AM  

FormlessOne: "Spatchcock."


Another elderly porn addict, I see.

She might be a demonic entity.  Or at least she inspires certain licentious ideas...
 
2021-09-18 11:59:02 AM  
Nigella sounds like some sort of skin care product.
As in: "I would like to rub Nigella all over my body."
 
2021-09-18 2:05:23 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Nigella sounds like some sort of skin care product.
As in: "I would like to rub Nigella all over my body."


I'd at least buy her a drink first.
 
2021-09-18 4:47:10 PM  

inglixthemad: drogg: Axeofjudgement: fark it then,

Hail satan!

This is the food tab. It needs to be:

Hail Seitan!

HA!

Seitan is actually pretty good. Try the Radical Reuben at the Chicago Diner.


Seitan in sesame sweet and sour sauce is insanely good.
It must be cut in thin beef like slices.
 
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