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(Salon)   It's time for the vaccinated to play Cold, Flu, or Breakthrough case   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Common cold, Influenza, breakthrough Covid symptoms, Asthma, wildfire smoke symptoms, COVID-19 test, Zoe Covid study, Fatigue  
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2021-09-17 8:52:41 AM  
d) seasonal allergies
2021-09-17 8:59:24 AM  
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2021-09-17 9:10:08 AM  
No. If you're not sure if it's a cold or flu, it's a cold.
2021-09-17 9:30:22 AM  
The flu is painful. You'll know if it's the flu.

Rinse your sinuses. Do your symptoms improve greatly? Surprise, it's allergies and you need to medicate.
2021-09-17 9:33:20 AM  
And THIS is why you should not get vaccinated!

Then when you're not feeling good, you can tell it's not a cold because you're in the ICU on a ventilator.
2021-09-17 9:37:45 AM  
How's that horse wormer work on colds then?
2021-09-17 11:31:21 AM  

question_dj: The flu is painful. You'll know if it's the flu.

Rinse your sinuses. Do your symptoms improve greatly? Surprise, it's allergies and you need to medicate.

I love when people that had a fever for a couple days claim to have had the flu.

You didn't. You'll know when you have it. It's awful and takes forever to go away.
2021-09-17 11:38:41 AM  
Get your flu shot, and keep wearing a mask.  Masks work extremely well against cold and flu viruses, not just SARS-CoV-2.
2021-09-17 1:14:50 PM  
I was the only one in my house of five to get a flu shot last year. Everyone got the flu except me. Science biatches.

/If there's a kid in the house, you know goddamn well the flu will be too.
2021-09-17 1:32:07 PM  
I woke up at 11 oclock Wednesday night with chills, muscle aches, and an upset stomach. I was shivering so badly it was almost comic--it was like I was being jolted with electricity. My back hurt so badly I couldnt even curl up and pass out, so I just whimpered in bed until I managed to crawl into a hot bath.  Thirty six hours later I've finally managed to eat my first piece of solid food (a single slice of untoasted bread) and keep it down, in between runs to the bathroom. I was almost positive I had managed to get a breakthrough case of Covid until I realized I had no sniffles or cough and hadn't lost my sense of taste.

Turns out it was epic food poisoning from delivery. I'm thinking about taking a bucket of diarrhea and dumping it all over the front door of the place just to give it back.
2021-09-18 10:39:03 AM  
Just got over Influenza A.  Put my ass in the hospital for 2 days.  Severe dehydration, and my BP was through the roof.
/Adavant in your IV feels awesome!!!!
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