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2021-09-16 9:04:28 PM  
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2021-09-16 9:09:19 PM  
"Bepanted" is one of those words you never think you are going to use.
 
2021-09-16 9:23:23 PM  
You can tell that someone took the original story from a french newspaper and copy/ pasted it into google translate and printed the results.

Noone who speaks english talks like that.
 
2021-09-16 10:05:48 PM  

DannyBrandt: You can tell that someone took the original story from a french newspaper and copy/ pasted it into google translate and printed the results.

Noone who speaks english talks like that.


I duly disagree, madamn!
 
2021-09-16 11:20:17 PM  

NotCodger: "Bepanted" is one of those words you never think you are going to use.


Not used nearly enough if you ask me.

And I thought it was the Irish who were supposed to have tiny dicks, not the French.  They're all supposed to be hung, right?
 
2021-09-16 11:35:38 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: NotCodger: "Bepanted" is one of those words you never think you are going to use.

Not used nearly enough if you ask me.

And I thought it was the Irish who were supposed to have tiny dicks, not the French.  They're all supposed to be hung, right?


I can honestly say the question has never crossed my mind before now.
 
2021-09-16 11:36:44 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: And I thought it was the Irish who were supposed to have tiny dicks, not the French.  They're all supposed to be hung, right?


"Hanged."  They're all supposed to be hanged.  Please do not upset the Queen with improper English.

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"Fark the Irish"
 
2021-09-17 12:36:45 AM  
FTFA: Dutouya's octogenarian mother was reportedly shoved

The guy had a shovel, what else was he suppose to do? Dig?  he didn't have a Digger
 
2021-09-17 1:21:23 AM  

NotCodger: "Bepanted" is one of those words you never think you are going to use.


Bully Gets Pantsed
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2021-09-17 1:23:22 AM  
In France, it's the trapping of finches.
In America, it's a murder of crows.
 
2021-09-17 1:27:25 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: NotCodger: "Bepanted" is one of those words you never think you are going to use.

Not used nearly enough if you ask me.

And I thought it was the Irish who were supposed to have tiny dicks, not the French.  They're all supposed to be hung, right?


Nope, guillotined.
 
2021-09-17 1:29:16 AM  
"A fracas duly ensued..."

So many American news stories would be enhanced by this phrase.
 
2021-09-17 1:41:22 AM  
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2021-09-17 1:47:34 AM  

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I found a talk show segment with video of the original incident, but I've gone and skipped it ahead to the Photoshop contest:

Allain Bougrain-Dubourg s'explique - C à vous - 10/11/2015
Youtube o256f9Ax0g4
 
2021-09-17 1:49:17 AM  
Actually, there are a few others on the site where I found it:

http://defenseanimale.com/operation-c​o​ntre-le-braconnage-des-pinsons/
 
2021-09-17 2:15:33 AM  
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2021-09-17 3:02:14 AM  
Duly Sneaked is the name of my old timey Sneaker Pimps cover band.
 
2021-09-17 3:17:29 AM  
So. France TV was sued for breeches of privacy? Sounds exactly right.
 
2021-09-17 3:28:03 AM  
A fracas duly ensued between the bird enthusiasts and the farmers in which a number of LPO members alleged they were assaulted, Dutouya's octogenarian mother was reportedly shoved, and four vehicles had their tyres slashed.

Sounds like quite the brouhaha.
 
2021-09-17 3:51:05 AM  

No Catchy Nickname: A fracas duly ensued between the bird enthusiasts and the farmers in which a number of LPO members alleged they were assaulted, Dutouya's octogenarian mother was reportedly shoved, and four vehicles had their tyres slashed.

Sounds like quite the brouhaha.


Certainly more than a mere kerfuffle.
 
2021-09-17 3:53:10 AM  

NotCodger: Benevolent Misanthrope: NotCodger: "Bepanted" is one of those words you never think you are going to use.

Not used nearly enough if you ask me.

And I thought it was the Irish who were supposed to have tiny dicks, not the French.  They're all supposed to be hung, right?

I can honestly say the question has never crossed my mind before now.


It makes sense though. That's why the French are so into tongue stuff to make up for shortcomings elsewhere.

As for the Irish? Probably too drunk to even bother.
 
2021-09-17 4:34:09 AM  
Bird trapping is horrible. I'm sure many of them die from the stress.

I don't think I can think of anything to say about underwear man except maybe YUCK.
 
2021-09-17 5:53:02 AM  
Shouldn't it be DE-panted?
 
2021-09-17 6:27:09 AM  
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2021-09-17 8:39:50 AM  
I would accept €10,000 to have photos of me in my undies published.
 
2021-09-17 8:43:22 AM  
A Bepanted Streisand would have made my Friday.
 
2021-09-17 9:01:41 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: No Catchy Nickname: A fracas duly ensued between the bird enthusiasts and the farmers in which a number of LPO members alleged they were assaulted, Dutouya's octogenarian mother was reportedly shoved, and four vehicles had their tyres slashed.

Sounds like quite the brouhaha.

Certainly more than a mere kerfuffle.


Indeed - quite the donnybrook. Far too many shenanigans from those miscreants.
 
2021-09-17 9:28:22 AM  

adam6464: Shouldn't it be DE-panted?


I wondered that, too, then I remembered that Euros refer to underwear ("underpants") simply as "pants".
 
2021-09-17 9:29:08 AM  

jakedata: I would accept €10,000 to have photos of me in my undies published.


How many photos are we talking? What kind of undies?
 
2021-09-17 9:41:06 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: NotCodger: "Bepanted" is one of those words you never think you are going to use.

Not used nearly enough if you ask me.

And I thought it was the Irish who were supposed to have tiny dicks, not the French.  They're all supposed to be hung, right?


I think you're thinking of Italians. And no, that's not true either.
 
2021-09-17 9:43:03 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: adam6464: Shouldn't it be DE-panted?

I wondered that, too, then I remembered that Euros refer to underwear ("underpants") simply as "pants".


What do they call pants? Trousers?
 
2021-09-17 9:43:33 AM  
ArcadianRefugee:

To clarify, I thought wearing pants under your trousers was a British thing.
 
2021-09-17 10:41:00 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: ArcadianRefugee:

To clarify, I thought wearing pants under your trousers was a British thing.


Then what are "bloomers" and where do they fit in?
 
2021-09-17 11:10:23 AM  
Claude Ballse:

It makes sense though. That's why the French are so into tongue stuff to make up for shortcomings elsewhere.


LOL. Tell me you've never pleased a woman without telling me you've never pleased a woman.
Tongue stuff is essential, mister.  Only like 15% of women get off from ur dong.

/js
 
2021-09-17 11:15:55 AM  
Thou hast besquirted me, oh leotarded one.
 
2021-09-17 11:59:36 AM  
Hey, maybe don't go trespassing on dude's land and breaking his shiat. Call the cops if you think he's breaking the law
 
2021-09-17 11:07:44 PM  

daffy: Bird trapping is horrible. I'm sure many of them die from the stress.

I don't think I can think of anything to say about underwear man except maybe YUCK.


If I read it right, killing the birds is the point.
The trappers want to eat the birds.
I didn't know that was a thing. Who the hell eats finches?
 
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