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4675 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Sep 2021 at 5:00 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-16 3:22:54 PM  
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2021-09-16 4:07:43 PM  
Hey, if it contributes to clogging his already cholesterol laden arteries who am I to argue against it.
 
2021-09-16 4:10:33 PM  
Well now we know he has no family or friends on the outside who like him enough to put money in his commissary.

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2021-09-16 4:27:06 PM  
die hungry, traitor
 
2021-09-16 4:33:33 PM  
You want a snack?  Nutraloaf baked with real rat droppings.  All you can eat.  And you can wash it down with a tall glass of Metamucil.  You'll need it.
 
2021-09-16 4:47:18 PM  
Find out his cellmate (if he has one) and send the money to them with the understanding that the cellmate must eat all the stuff Joe likes right in his face. Can't give any to Joe either or cellmate is cutoff.
 
2021-09-16 4:59:06 PM  
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He's got 65 bucks. How many packs of Ramen can you eat?
 
2021-09-16 5:04:17 PM  
How much does it cost to put in 2¢?
 
2021-09-16 5:04:19 PM  
He's got a mouth and an asshole doesn't he?  He can figure out some way to make some money in the clink.
 
2021-09-16 5:04:39 PM  
Imagine if these folks were as persecuted as they believed and anyone who donated was snatched up in the middle of the night and deposited in a ditch
 
2021-09-16 5:04:48 PM  
It's too bad we can't order items for him, like edible lube.
 
2021-09-16 5:05:48 PM  
People in hell want ice water.
 
2021-09-16 5:06:02 PM  
Can I get him dildoes instead?
 
2021-09-16 5:06:05 PM  
Can we just send him dildos and sugar free penis gummies?
 
2021-09-16 5:06:30 PM  
Did someone say snacks?
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2021-09-16 5:06:47 PM  

wegro: [Fark user image 850x494]

He's got 65 bucks. How many packs of Ramen can you eat?


At the prices they charge in prison commissaries, 3 or 4
 
2021-09-16 5:06:50 PM  
I'm just gonna leave this set  of Star Wars lines in here without implying anything.

Red Six:
I got a problem here.
Biggs:
Eject!
Red Six:
I can hold it.
Biggs:
Pull up!
Red Six:
No, I'm all right... ahhh!
 
2021-09-16 5:07:15 PM  
How many packs of ramen does he need to trade for a hit of ivermectin?
 
2021-09-16 5:07:38 PM  

centrifugal bumblepuppy: How much does it cost to put in 2¢?


Free 'round here.
 
2021-09-16 5:08:35 PM  

wegro: [Fark user image image 850x494]

He's got 65 bucks. How many packs of Ramen can you eat?


shiat gets pretty expensive actually.

https://www.bop.gov/locations/institut​ions/set/SET_CommList.pdf
 
2021-09-16 5:09:46 PM  
I look forward to him advocating for criminal justice reform for all
 
2021-09-16 5:09:50 PM  
"Judge Kelly wrote "That the court finds that the nature and seriousness of the danger to any person or the community that would be posed by Biggs's release weighs in favor of detention."

Dude is a threat to the community according to an American judge. Let him deal with his situation like every other criminal in pre-trial detention.
 
2021-09-16 5:10:09 PM  
I wish there was some way I could deposit a literal turd on his face.

farking right wingers.. just grifters for life. Put em in jail and they still grift and grift and neverstopgrifting.
 
2021-09-16 5:10:10 PM  
Time to mail him some dildos.
 
2021-09-16 5:10:26 PM  
In other news, prisoners can beg the public for handouts while they're in prison. Though in this case he may be using an intermediary.

But can they tweet from prison? Asking for an asshole.
 
2021-09-16 5:10:31 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Can I get him dildoes instead?


In prison, no one needs them.
 
2021-09-16 5:11:37 PM  
"Please send snacks!"

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2021-09-16 5:11:48 PM  
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2021-09-16 5:13:10 PM  

aleister_greynight: Did someone say snacks?
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Not surprised there is a Haribo Sugarless Gummi Bear Challenge. And yet, I am shocked that anyone having ever read the reviews of this item would ever want to try. (rule 34 perhaps).

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-re​v​iews/RZFIYJTPVUZ94/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw​_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000EVOSE4

(not my review)
 
2021-09-16 5:15:16 PM  

HypnozombieX: Time to mail him some dildos.


Definitely the very worst ones. Nothing fun. Just plastic dicks.
 
2021-09-16 5:15:37 PM  
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sending tots and pears
 
2021-09-16 5:17:16 PM  
Do prison commissaries stock spaghetti sauce that has powdered glass already mixed in?
 
2021-09-16 5:18:13 PM  
So we advertise for him for some reason?
 
2021-09-16 5:18:45 PM  
Buying cookies and chips for traitors sounds a little too much like "giving aid and comfort to the enemy".
 
2021-09-16 5:19:15 PM  
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mmmm and low calorie petroleum flakes
 
2021-09-16 5:19:18 PM  

dkulprit: wegro: [Fark user image image 850x494]

He's got 65 bucks. How many packs of Ramen can you eat?

shiat gets pretty expensive actually.

https://www.bop.gov/locations/institut​ions/set/SET_CommList.pdf



$0.25 is expensive for ramen?  Damn, you better not move to Alaska.  I don't see one thing on that list that looks expensive to me.  And actually several are much less expensive than I would have expected.

That said, prisons are a f*cking racket.
 
2021-09-16 5:21:02 PM  
Feeling hungry?

Grab a cock, jellyneck.
 
2021-09-16 5:23:37 PM  

wegro: [Fark user image 850x494]

He's got 65 bucks. How many packs of Ramen can you eat?


Given the sodium content of one puck? I'd think you'd be dead before the 4th pack.
 
2021-09-16 5:24:55 PM  

farkyorefeelings: Find out his cellmate (if he has one) and send the money to them with the understanding that the cellmate must eat all the stuff Joe likes right in his face. Can't give any to Joe either or cellmate is cutoff.


I would contribute to that. Big time.
 
2021-09-16 5:29:44 PM  

Iczer: wegro: [Fark user image 850x494]

He's got 65 bucks. How many packs of Ramen can you eat?

Given the sodium content of one puck? I'd think you'd be dead before the 4th pack.


Ramen Puck sounds like a badass attorney who moonlights as a bouncer, where he meets most of his clients as he's throwing them out.  Dick Wolf would buy that shiat if I'd just type it up.
 
2021-09-16 5:30:05 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: farkyorefeelings: Find out his cellmate (if he has one) and send the money to them with the understanding that the cellmate must eat all the stuff Joe likes right in his face. Can't give any to Joe either or cellmate is cutoff.

I would contribute to that. Big time.


(That '70s Show)
"Mmm. Bacon."
(/That '70s Show)
 
2021-09-16 5:31:00 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: dkulprit: wegro: [Fark user image image 850x494]

He's got 65 bucks. How many packs of Ramen can you eat?

shiat gets pretty expensive actually.

https://www.bop.gov/locations/institut​ions/set/SET_CommList.pdf


$0.25 is expensive for ramen?  Damn, you better not move to Alaska.  I don't see one thing on that list that looks expensive to me.  And actually several are much less expensive than I would have expected.

That said, prisons are a f*cking racket.


You are the same person that said only poor people buy less than 85-15 for hamburgers when only rich people sacrifice taste for more expensive meat because it makes you feel good. (80-20 or even 73-27 is much betterfor bugers)
 
2021-09-16 5:34:24 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Can I get him dildoes instead?


groppet: Can we just send him dildos and sugar free penis gummies?


3 seconds apart. Nicely done.
 
2021-09-16 5:36:34 PM  
If you had money burning a hole in your pocket you could buy enough honeybuns for everyone in the place, minus one, and have the guard announce:

"Everybody here gets a free honeybun except Joe Biggs"
 
2021-09-16 5:36:50 PM  

Iczer: wegro: [Fark user image 850x494]

He's got 65 bucks. How many packs of Ramen can you eat?

Given the sodium content of one puck? I'd think you'd be dead before the 4th pack.


When I was in graduate school, I'd cook up two pucks' worth of ramen and use just one seasoning packet. I save the other packet for use in another meal.
 
2021-09-16 5:36:55 PM  
So we're helping publicize this, why, exactly?

You want to mock it, awesome. So do I! So block out his name and info and all that, otherwise all you're doing is helping spread this around.
 
2021-09-16 5:37:22 PM  
I'm pretty sure jail commissary accounts are not mentioned in the Constitution. Why is he using one?
 
2021-09-16 5:38:13 PM  

bdub77: I'm just gonna leave this set  of Star Wars lines in here without implying anything.

Red Six:
I got a problem here.
Biggs:
Eject!
Red Six:
I can hold it.
Biggs:
Pull up!
Red Six:
No, I'm all right... ahhh!


Don't disrespect Jek Porkins like that
 
2021-09-16 5:38:18 PM  
Gotta have your snacks behind bars. Back in 2015, when it was a lot easier to create a fake facebook account, I trolled Kim Davis supporters with nonsense like this:

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/The FTM address is "Freedom to Marry," an organization fighting for gay marriage.
 
nbt
2021-09-16 5:39:10 PM  
Paypal learned he was a RWNJ and cut him off.
GoFundMe learned he was a RWNJ and cut him off.

Hey!  I can has commissary account!
 
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