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(Flathead Beacon)   An armed society is a "wipe your sweat off the machine for the next guy or I will pop a cap in your ass" society   (flatheadbeacon.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Wound, parking lot of Fuel Fitness, Nutrition assistant manager Matt Underhill, gym's parking lot, Ballistic trauma, Thursday morning, gunshot wounds, parking lot  
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2021-09-16 6:16:51 PM  
And zero problems were solved.
 
2021-09-16 6:51:36 PM  
Gun people are small and weak.
 
2021-09-16 6:52:16 PM  

edmo: And zero problems were solved.


Meh one less roid rage asshole to run afoul of.
 
2021-09-16 6:53:13 PM  
Well, see, if the machine had its own gun built in, it could've massacred everybody involved on its own.

And that's the kind of America that our Founders envisioned.
 
2021-09-16 6:53:26 PM  
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2021-09-16 6:53:37 PM  
Guns, always so useful in all situations.
 
2021-09-16 6:54:19 PM  
At least they didn't pee in the shower

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2021-09-16 6:54:27 PM  
Witnessed a guy head butting someone over being on the ab machine for too long, weird it was a planet fitness.
 
2021-09-16 6:54:27 PM  
Well armed militia
 
2021-09-16 6:55:09 PM  
Living at the gym?
 
2021-09-16 6:55:59 PM  
Thank goodness lots of people, including, apparently, the homeless, have guns.

Don't want to guarantee an actual home, but as many guns as you want? Sure.
 
2021-09-16 6:56:43 PM  
Not just roided up freaks, but hot sweaty women in thongs and see-through leggings leave machines glistening.
 
2021-09-16 6:58:05 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Not just roided up freaks, but hot sweaty women in thongs and see-through leggings leave machines glistening.


Go on...
 
2021-09-16 6:58:31 PM  
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2021-09-16 6:59:21 PM  
You notice every person in the Taliban meetings is clutching their gun.  At the center of government.  They seem highly rational.
 
2021-09-16 6:59:23 PM  

alechemist: Witnessed a guy head butting someone over being on the ab machine for too long, weird it was a planet fitness.


Did they sound the Gronk Alarm?

/or whatever it's called?
 
2021-09-16 7:02:05 PM  

derpes_simplex: edmo: And zero problems were solved.

Meh one less roid rage asshole to run afoul of.


The only one dead is the gym employee, not Roidy McGlockdick.
 
2021-09-16 7:03:38 PM  

Circusdog320: Living at the gym?


He is homeless more likely  Technically living in his car. He should have alternative parking spots on occassion. Man should had a routine of alternative parking every three days if he could afford the gas. Found a chain gym lower costs as opposed to a independent.
 
2021-09-16 7:04:01 PM  
Maybe because the 'roids shrank their nuts, they need to have 2 dicks.
 
2021-09-16 7:04:48 PM  

phalamir: derpes_simplex: edmo: And zero problems were solved.

Meh one less roid rage asshole to run afoul of.

The only one dead is the gym employee, not Roidy McGlockdick.


Probably wouldn't change my diagnosis but I'll give the benefit of the doubt in deference to said employee.
 
2021-09-16 7:05:00 PM  
Ad for employment at the bottom. I happen to know there's an opening.
 
2021-09-16 7:05:21 PM  

Circusdog320: Living at the gym?


You don't get guns like these by skipping gym days.

Oh wait, maybe you do.

/making sure you're not insane is against the constitution
 
2021-09-16 7:05:28 PM  

dr_iacovone: At least they didn't pee in the shower

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It's all pipes!
 
2021-09-16 7:06:36 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You notice every person in the Taliban meetings is clutching their gun.  At the center of government.  They seem highly rational.


Yes and one of their first acts was going door-to-door and seizing weapons from civilians. If only we could all live in a country as rational about guns as Afghanistan under the Taliban. We might lose out on a few other liberties but at least the only people killing us will be the Taliban because a girl go to school without wearing the Allah approved bag over her face.
 
2021-09-16 7:09:05 PM  

invictus2: Circusdog320: Living at the gym?

He is homeless more likely  Technically living in his car. He should have alternative parking spots on occassion. Man should had a routine of alternative parking every three days if he could afford the gas. Found a chain gym lower costs as opposed to a independent.


Homeless with a gym membership? I still don't get it
 
2021-09-16 7:09:15 PM  
The suspect male is reportedly in critical condition and remains under law enforcement supervision. The bystander is reportedly in stable condition, according to authorities.

Bystander wins
 
2021-09-16 7:09:50 PM  

dr_iacovone: At least they didn't pee in the shower

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Jimmy doesnt like that.
 
2021-09-16 7:09:53 PM  

RTOGUY: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You notice every person in the Taliban meetings is clutching their gun.  At the center of government.  They seem highly rational.

Yes and one of their first acts was going door-to-door and seizing weapons from civilians. If only we could all live in a country as rational about guns as Afghanistan under the Taliban. We might lose out on a few other liberties but at least the only people killing us will be the Taliban because a girl go to school without wearing the Allah approved bag over her face.


Your priorities are a joke.

Their time tested values are currently holding up better than yours.

Even if they're both garbage.
 
2021-09-16 7:10:53 PM  
". . .confronted a man in the gym's parking lot who had been living at the gym for several weeks."

Well, at least he solved his housing problem.
 
2021-09-16 7:12:26 PM  

alechemist: Witnessed a guy head butting someone over being on the ab machine for too long, weird it was a planet fitness.


Just like that?  Did things degenerate further. A headbutt is a difficult aggression to leave ignored and unpunished.
 
2021-09-16 7:13:56 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Not just roided up freaks, but hot sweaty women in thongs and see-through leggings leave machines glistening.


That not weird and stalkerish
 
2021-09-16 7:14:35 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: alechemist: Witnessed a guy head butting someone over being on the ab machine for too long, weird it was a planet fitness.

Did they sound the Gronk Alarm?

/or whatever it's called?


Disappointingly, no.
 
2021-09-16 7:15:22 PM  

alechemist: Witnessed a guy head butting someone over being on the ab machine for too long, weird it was a planet fitness.


Sound the lunk alarm!
 
2021-09-16 7:16:33 PM  

anfrind: Gun people are small and weak.


And that's why women - who generally have less testosterone and muscle mass than men - and the disabled should have an easier time getting CCWs than young, fit dudes. Take away some of those biological advantages.
 
2021-09-16 7:16:42 PM  

Circusdog320: invictus2: Circusdog320: Living at the gym?

He is homeless more likely  Technically living in his car. He should have alternative parking spots on occassion. Man should had a routine of alternative parking every three days if he could afford the gas. Found a chain gym lower costs as opposed to a independent.

Homeless with a gym membership? I still don't get it


My buddy is doing the van life and apparently a Youtuber suggests you get a gym membership so you can have access to a shower.
 
2021-09-16 7:17:37 PM  

Circusdog320: invictus2: Circusdog320: Living at the gym?

He is homeless more likely  Technically living in his car. He should have alternative parking spots on occassion. Man should had a routine of alternative parking every three days if he could afford the gas. Found a chain gym lower costs as opposed to a independent.

Homeless with a gym membership? I still don't get it


Having worked at a health club during my college days, this is a very real thing. Monthly membership gets a person access to the club, including showers (and some places, an included laundry service as well) for WAY less a person would pay for rent/mortgage.
 
2021-09-16 7:18:01 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Thank goodness lots of people, including, apparently, the homeless, have guns.

Don't want to guarantee an actual home, but as many guns as you want? Sure.


That's an interesting train of thought. You're saying you don't believe people should be permitted to own a firearm if they aren't in a formal home rental or ownership agreement?
 
2021-09-16 7:18:29 PM  
I don't mind the person not wiping off the equipment (It only takes a second to correct it) but the guy doing curls in the squat rack, the "cross trainer" using up 4 stations, and the guy who uses the only open bench for a place to set his phone and water bottle-summary execution.
 
2021-09-16 7:19:32 PM  

anfrind: Gun people are small and weak.


Wish I could smart this more than once.
 
2021-09-16 7:22:43 PM  
Feel bad for the gym manager who died. He was just doing his job.
 
2021-09-16 7:27:08 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Circusdog320: invictus2: Circusdog320: Living at the gym?

He is homeless more likely  Technically living in his car. He should have alternative parking spots on occassion. Man should had a routine of alternative parking every three days if he could afford the gas. Found a chain gym lower costs as opposed to a independent.

Homeless with a gym membership? I still don't get it

Having worked at a health club during my college days, this is a very real thing. Monthly membership gets a person access to the club, including showers (and some places, an included laundry service as well) for WAY less a person would pay for rent/mortgage.


Place is also open 24hrs... probably caught him sleeping in the locker room or something.
 
2021-09-16 7:28:28 PM  

skinink: Feel bad for the gym manager who died. He was just doing his job.


I hope management lets his replacement carry a pistol. That should solve everything going forward.
 
2021-09-16 7:29:16 PM  
We can't even count on your average kidult to wipe their own piss off a public toilet seat, but tell me again how it's our Right™ to be able to kill anybody at any time for no reason.
 
2021-09-16 7:29:27 PM  

skinink: Feel bad for the gym manager who died. He was just doing his job.


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2021-09-16 7:29:53 PM  

Jake Havechek: An armed society is a polite society.


Tell that to Jay Boughton, an assistant coach with the local Armstrong Cooper Youth Baseball Association (RIP).
 
2021-09-16 7:30:24 PM  

Circusdog320: invictus2: Circusdog320: Living at the gym?

He is homeless more likely  Technically living in his car. He should have alternative parking spots on occassion. Man should had a routine of alternative parking every three days if he could afford the gas. Found a chain gym lower costs as opposed to a independent.

Homeless with a gym membership? I still don't get it


Handy for shave and showers at much lower cost than a living space. I don't think it's that uncommon. Have a PO Box for an address, with cell phone, and you're virtually indistinguishable from homeowner or renter for most purposes.
 
2021-09-16 7:30:27 PM  
Kudos to the bystander who got a psychopath off the streets. Glad to hear his injuries are relatively minor. Say what you will but he did a better job than a cop would have.
 
2021-09-16 7:30:58 PM  

anfrind: Gun people are small and weak. always afraid.


/ Even if they pretend not to be...
 
2021-09-16 7:31:38 PM  

Billy Liar: Circusdog320: invictus2: Circusdog320: Living at the gym?

He is homeless more likely  Technically living in his car. He should have alternative parking spots on occassion. Man should had a routine of alternative parking every three days if he could afford the gas. Found a chain gym lower costs as opposed to a independent.

Homeless with a gym membership? I still don't get it

Handy for shave and showers at much lower cost than a living space.


I completely misunderstood the transaction you were describing there for a moment
 
2021-09-16 7:35:06 PM  

Nirbo: RTOGUY: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You notice every person in the Taliban meetings is clutching their gun.  At the center of government.  They seem highly rational.

Yes and one of their first acts was going door-to-door and seizing weapons from civilians. If only we could all live in a country as rational about guns as Afghanistan under the Taliban. We might lose out on a few other liberties but at least the only people killing us will be the Taliban because a girl go to school without wearing the Allah approved bag over her face.

Your priorities are a joke.

Their time tested values are currently holding up better than yours.

Even if they're both garbage.


Time tested indeed they are right out of the 14th century. If you are just fine with throwing acid in girls faces or beating women for going outside without a chaperone you just might be the kind of person the Taliban is looking to recruit. But hey they have a sensible gun policy! Unfortunately it isn't out of a concern for public safety but out of a concern some people might violently object to their daughters being dragged away as sex slaves.
 
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