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10014 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Sep 2021 at 5:05 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-16 2:47:50 PM  
That is the best possible photo for a penis shaped Champagne ad. I almost ordered a bottle myself.
 
2021-09-16 2:50:03 PM  
I got my magnum champagne bottle, my wad of hundreds, I'm ready to plow.
 
2021-09-16 2:51:16 PM  
Paige, NO!
 
2021-09-16 2:58:36 PM  

GardenWeasel: Paige, NO!


Actually, Paige, I'd see a bit more...
 
2021-09-16 3:01:50 PM  
"I'd advise against it." -- Fatty Arbuckle
 
2021-09-16 5:06:36 PM  
They shouldn't be encouraging drinking straight from the bottle during covid.
 
2021-09-16 5:06:40 PM  
Theres gonna be a white trash tidal wave going after this crap.
 
2021-09-16 5:07:15 PM  
The wine's flavor profile is "fairly simple basic," Shore said.

FTFM
 
2021-09-16 5:07:29 PM  
Wow, the first wine bottle Mrs. Fool won't put in her mouth.
 
2021-09-16 5:07:48 PM  

dothemath: Theres gonna be a white trash tidal wave going after this crap.


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2021-09-16 5:08:21 PM  

SpectroBoy: GardenWeasel: Paige, NO!

Actually, Paige, I'd see a bit more...


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2021-09-16 5:09:27 PM  

desertfool: Wow, the first wine bottle Mrs. Fool won't put in her mouth.


Those tears are from laughter. Really.  It helps if I keep telling myself that.
 
2021-09-16 5:09:29 PM  
Drunk on dick
 
2021-09-16 5:11:48 PM  
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2021-09-16 5:11:52 PM  

Lambskincoat: That is the best possible photo for a penis shaped Champagne ad. I almost ordered a bottle myself.


I ordered two and I'm not even gay.
 
2021-09-16 5:12:13 PM  
As a purely practical question, could you deepthroat a bottle of wine and drink the contents, or would it airlock?
 
2021-09-16 5:12:23 PM  
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2021-09-16 5:13:14 PM  

Lambskincoat: That is the best possible photo for a penis shaped Champagne ad. I almost ordered a bottle myself.


i almost ordered one as a gag for an upcoming beach trip. but $33 for a 750ml? i'll just buy a bottle of Makers.
 
2021-09-16 5:13:44 PM  
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2021-09-16 5:14:21 PM  
(insert uses for empty bottle here)-
 
2021-09-16 5:14:46 PM  
So Florida , Perry county or Wisconsin for the first emergency room removal?
 
2021-09-16 5:14:55 PM  

RolfBlitzer: Lambskincoat: That is the best possible photo for a penis shaped Champagne ad. I almost ordered a bottle myself.

I ordered two and I'm not even gay.


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2021-09-16 5:14:59 PM  
"sparkling rose"

"Just the Tipsy"

"the initial idea was to market the wine for bachelorette parties and girls' wine nights."

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2021-09-16 5:16:07 PM  

RolfBlitzer: Lambskincoat: That is the best possible photo for a penis shaped Champagne ad. I almost ordered a bottle myself.

I ordered two and I'm not even gay.


Yet
 
2021-09-16 5:16:35 PM  
Can you have sex with the bottle? Asking for a friend.
 
2021-09-16 5:16:47 PM  

SpectroBoy: GardenWeasel: Paige, NO!

Actually, Paige, I'd see a bit more...


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2021-09-16 5:19:25 PM  

GardenWeasel: Paige, NO!


Handbanana, YES!
 
2021-09-16 5:19:35 PM  
sparkling rose seurat

Would it be too much to ask for the wine penis to contain something a little more respectable?
 
2021-09-16 5:20:47 PM  
Mood Lighting...
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2021-09-16 5:21:35 PM  
*thatsapenis.gif*
 
2021-09-16 5:22:28 PM  
farking bottle
 
2021-09-16 5:22:59 PM  
That is going to be Very popular at bachelorette parties.
 
2021-09-16 5:23:54 PM  

RogermcAllen: As a purely practical question, could you deepthroat a bottle of wine and drink the contents, or would it airlock?


Drill a hole in the bottom and just shotgun the whole thing.
 
2021-09-16 5:24:45 PM  

skybird659: (insert empty bottle here for uses)-

 
2021-09-16 5:24:55 PM  

desertfool: Wow, the first wine bottle Mrs. Fool won't put in her mouth.


Bummer dude
 
2021-09-16 5:25:21 PM  

AeAe: Can you have sex with the bottle? Asking for a friend.


Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough.
 
2021-09-16 5:27:38 PM  

RogermcAllen: As a purely practical question, could you deepthroat a bottle of wine and drink the contents, or would it airlock?


Only one way to find out....
Off to poRnhub to do research.
 
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2021-09-16 5:28:06 PM  

dothemath: Theres gonna be a white trash tidal wave going after this crap.


Well, if they can produce product inexpensively enough for the lowest-common-denominator customer to afford it while still driving profits, then there's definitely a market for doing just that.  That's how Walmart makes their profits.

Yeah, it's crass, but that's how you make a buck.
 
2021-09-16 5:28:14 PM  
Their ad campaign at a beach...


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2021-09-16 5:30:39 PM  
I'd have started with bottling hard cider.
 
2021-09-16 5:31:33 PM  
Buttchugging frat pledges in 3... 2... 1...
 
2021-09-16 5:31:43 PM  

dothemath: Theres gonna be a white trash tidal wave going after this crap.


Put your life vest on now.  Good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2021-09-16 5:33:02 PM  
"A bottle of wine, a jar of lube, and thou."
 
2021-09-16 5:33:39 PM  

AeAe: Can you have sex with the bottle? Asking for a friend.

*queue Abraham Lincoln quote.jpg*

 
2021-09-16 5:34:23 PM  

169th Cousin: Mood Lighting...[Fark user image image 640x415]


depends on the mood
 
2021-09-16 5:34:49 PM  

anuran: RogermcAllen: As a purely practical question, could you deepthroat a bottle of wine and drink the contents, or would it airlock?

Drill a hole in the bottom and just shotgun the whole thing.


ouch
 
2021-09-16 5:36:01 PM  
"Anatomically correct"

My dick doesn't have a WINE BOTTLE IN IT
 
2021-09-16 5:36:20 PM  
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2021-09-16 5:36:31 PM  

El_Dan: sparkling rose seurat

Would it be too much to ask for the wine penis to contain something a little more respectable?


A 2 liter bottle of Pinot Noir was too obvious.
 
2021-09-16 5:37:30 PM  

dothemath: Theres gonna be a white trash tidal wave going after this crap.


I can see Vestavia Hills bachelorette parties lining up for it.
 
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