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(ABC 27)   There's aggressive driving. And then there's trying to run down six state troopers walking into a cathedral aggressive driving   (abc27.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Police, Pennsylvania State Police, Trooper Megan Ammerman, Pennsylvania, criminal complaint, Assault, State Police, Escape  
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1936 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Sep 2021 at 7:30 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-16 6:14:32 PM  
My bs detector says something is off about this story.
 
2021-09-16 7:05:36 PM  
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That thousand-yard stare.
 
2021-09-16 7:32:20 PM  
Do better next time
 
2021-09-16 7:33:23 PM  
Since the cops said it, I can only assume he was in church and they crashed a cruiser into the church and hit him somehow while driving drunk and are covering it up.
 
2021-09-16 7:38:04 PM  

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That thousand-yard stare.


Looks totally not like a disconnected psycho
 
2021-09-16 7:39:34 PM  
Aim better next time.
 
2021-09-16 7:44:16 PM  
Keystone State
Yinzers
Dirty Cops
Pill Mills
Wilkes Barry
 
2021-09-16 7:48:51 PM  

edmo: My bs detector says something is off about this story.


Yeah,something just doesn't check out.

"2002 Ford Escape before accelerating at a high rate of speed"
 
2021-09-16 7:50:43 PM  
Cathedral? it was a den of Freemasonry. Those troopers were probably delivering nano-trackers for Pfizer.
 
2021-09-16 7:55:07 PM  
Station Wagon

2002 Ford Escape


The fark?
 
2021-09-16 8:02:42 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: edmo: My bs detector says something is off about this story.

Yeah,something just doesn't check out.

"2002 Ford Escape before accelerating at a high rate of speed"


Vehicle name does *not* check out.
 
2021-09-16 8:03:25 PM  
 He drove a Ford Escape, but now, he will never escape.

/booooo
 
2021-09-16 8:04:33 PM  
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2021-09-16 8:07:48 PM  

AstroJesus: He drove a Ford Escape, but now, he will never escape.

/booooo


0z79: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: edmo: My bs detector says something is off about this story.

Yeah,something just doesn't check out.

"2002 Ford Escape before accelerating at a high rate of speed"

Vehicle name does *not* check out.


Not exactly feeling my best, still kinda screwed up that a dude told me to "shut the f*ck up" last night and got a like.. now I'm thinking "OK, I want to post, but don't want to piss anyone off again... shiat. Do I share my own point of view now, or do I deserve to post at all.... fark."
 
2021-09-16 8:22:58 PM  
Back the blue didn't mean over them.

But please proceed.
 
2021-09-16 8:23:07 PM  
In Tejas, we try to avoid hitting pigs with our vehicles.

Boy, that Pennsylvania is a strange place.
 
2021-09-16 8:24:06 PM  

0z79: AstroJesus: He drove a Ford Escape, but now, he will never escape.

/booooo

0z79: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: edmo: My bs detector says something is off about this story.

Yeah,something just doesn't check out.

"2002 Ford Escape before accelerating at a high rate of speed"

Vehicle name does *not* check out.

Not exactly feeling my best, still kinda screwed up that a dude told me to "shut the f*ck up" last night and got a like.. now I'm thinking "OK, I want to post, but don't want to piss anyone off again... shiat. Do I share my own point of view now, or do I deserve to post at all.... fark."


Yeah, Fark can be a strange and eerie place.

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2021-09-16 8:26:22 PM  

0z79: AstroJesus: He drove a Ford Escape, but now, he will never escape.

/booooo

0z79: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: edmo: My bs detector says something is off about this story.

Yeah,something just doesn't check out.

"2002 Ford Escape before accelerating at a high rate of speed"

Vehicle name does *not* check out.

Not exactly feeling my best, still kinda screwed up that a dude told me to "shut the f*ck up" last night and got a like.. now I'm thinking "OK, I want to post, but don't want to piss anyone off again... shiat. Do I share my own point of view now, or do I deserve to post at all.... fark."


Congratulations, now you're a real farker.
 
2021-09-16 8:39:46 PM  

El_Dan: 0z79: AstroJesus: He drove a Ford Escape, but now, he will never escape.

/booooo

0z79: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: edmo: My bs detector says something is off about this story.

Yeah,something just doesn't check out.

"2002 Ford Escape before accelerating at a high rate of speed"

Vehicle name does *not* check out.

Not exactly feeling my best, still kinda screwed up that a dude told me to "shut the f*ck up" last night and got a like.. now I'm thinking "OK, I want to post, but don't want to piss anyone off again... shiat. Do I share my own point of view now, or do I deserve to post at all.... fark."

Congratulations, now you're a real farker.


I'm thinking if I ever attend a Fark party, I'll keep my user name under my hat. I'm sure I've pissed off a lot of truly unhinged people. Maybe people who would be willing to tell me to "shut up" with a bullet.
 
2021-09-16 8:45:21 PM  
ACAB. amirite?
 
2021-09-16 8:47:59 PM  

0z79: El_Dan: 0z79: AstroJesus: He drove a Ford Escape, but now, he will never escape.

/booooo

0z79: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: edmo: My bs detector says something is off about this story.

Yeah,something just doesn't check out.

"2002 Ford Escape before accelerating at a high rate of speed"

Vehicle name does *not* check out.

Not exactly feeling my best, still kinda screwed up that a dude told me to "shut the f*ck up" last night and got a like.. now I'm thinking "OK, I want to post, but don't want to piss anyone off again... shiat. Do I share my own point of view now, or do I deserve to post at all.... fark."

Congratulations, now you're a real farker.

I'm thinking if I ever attend a Fark party, I'll keep my user name under my hat. I'm sure I've pissed off a lot of truly unhinged people. Maybe people who would be willing to tell me to "shut up" with a bullet.


I recommend using an alias.

FlyNavy is a pretty popular guy. I'd recommend using that one.
 
2021-09-16 8:50:40 PM  
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2021-09-16 9:18:37 PM  
Once again.

Pennsylvania striving hard for its own Fark tag...
 
2021-09-17 12:29:18 AM  
Why would you hit a cop with your car?  That's a horrible thing to do. You'll dent the shiat out of it. Use a rental.
 
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