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2021-09-16 1:35:07 PM  
If you hit somebody at 50 mph, you don't scare them; you kill them.

Also, all the other teen girls in TFA are sociopaths, too.  Lock them all up.
 
2021-09-16 1:47:18 PM  
I was surprised they decided not to try her as an adult. That's not to say she should be, I was just surprised. Maybe it's a "sane part of the world" thing.
 
2021-09-16 1:54:01 PM  
As a runner, f*ck that kid. Lock 'em up.

Leave us alone, dammit. We're trying to keep up our pace.
 
2021-09-16 2:18:24 PM  
Yesterday's submission headline was better:

The 15 year old Washington girl who killed a jogger a couple months back admits she hit him on purpose. The good news is she could be in prison for a whole 6 years
 
2021-09-16 2:53:59 PM  

Shostie: As a runner human, f*ck that kid. Lock 'em up.



Fixed that for you.  We don't need any more crazies loose in the world. Give her a few decades to rethink 'Scaring' someone.
 
2021-09-16 2:55:32 PM  
So that's how you cash someone ousside? How bow some big gurl jailtime?
 
2021-09-16 3:07:41 PM  
Jesus, that biatch should do serious time in prison. That'll probably take the LOL right out of her.
 
2021-09-16 3:09:46 PM  

Shostie: As a runner, f*ck that kid. Lock 'em up.

Leave us alone, dammit. We're trying to keep up our pace.


It's been a long while since I ran seriously but I've had people try to "scare" me a half dozen times. Only nicked by a mirror once.
 
2021-09-16 3:11:00 PM  
Have they blamed video games yet?
 
2021-09-16 3:12:03 PM  
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"Looked pretty scared to me."
 
2021-09-16 3:12:27 PM  

flucto: I was surprised they decided not to try her as an adult. That's not to say she should be, I was just surprised. Maybe it's a "sane part of the world" thing.


Yeah. Sane.

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2021-09-16 3:12:33 PM  

Shostie: As a runner, f*ck that kid. Lock 'em up.

Leave us alone, dammit. We're trying to keep up our pace.


Abort her. She's a sociopath and not likely to get better, just better at acting.
 
2021-09-16 3:12:34 PM  
Driver thought it was karma...
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2021-09-16 3:13:32 PM  

Badmoodman: Yesterday's submission headline was better:

The 15 year old Washington girl who killed a jogger a couple months back admits she hit him on purpose. The good news is she could be in prison for a whole 6 years


No it wasn't.
 
2021-09-16 3:15:21 PM  
Was the driver thegal on the right?

Is the widow the one on the left?

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//Seriously, it's the exact plot of this series.
 
2021-09-16 3:16:08 PM  
I accidentally the space on that post...
 
2021-09-16 3:17:16 PM  
If she fled she knew god damn well the implications of what she did and acted with cognizant awareness. There is no reason she needs to be tried as a juvenile.

Had she stopped, called for help, done anything but flee I'd have different feelings. The friends, all should be charged as well.

On a side note. I was in an accident a decade or so ago where some young girl rear ended me in my Jeep. Her dad got out and checked of we were good while she sat there plastered in fear. When she finally got out of the car and came around to me and her dad I hunched over the fender going oh god my back. She did not find the humor me and her dad did.

I digress. Literally any action but what she took would lead me to a little compassion. What she actually did is the action of a person who doesn't need back in public circulation until her mental defect is addressed. 6 years in juvie isn't that.
 
2021-09-16 3:17:18 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Badmoodman: Yesterday's submission headline was better:

The 15 year old Washington girl who killed a jogger a couple months back admits she hit him on purpose. The good news is she could be in prison for a whole 6 years

No it wasn't.


Seconded
 
2021-09-16 3:17:33 PM  
Her life should be ruined permanently. Her job should be picking up trash on the side of the highway for the rest of her life, while wearing a shirt that says, "Murderer"
 
2021-09-16 3:23:55 PM  
Not enough people are aware of how easily cars can become deadly weapons - including (especially) their drivers.

People also shouldn't leave their keys lying around the house.
 
2021-09-16 3:24:02 PM  

Solty Dog: Her life should be ruined permanently. Her job should be picking up trash on the side of very busy highway for the rest of her life, while wearing a shirt that says, "Murderer"


"Car Dodging World Champion"

See if any drivers want to take on the champ!
 
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2021-09-16 3:24:27 PM  
Stuff like this is why I pretty much gave up road riding and almost exclusively mountain bike now. You can have all the lights and mirrors in the world on your bike and it won't help against a psychopath.
 
2021-09-16 3:25:34 PM  
That article ended about as abruptly as the guy's morning jog.
 
2021-09-16 3:27:48 PM  

FrancoFile: If you hit somebody at 50 mph, you don't scare them; you kill them.

Also, all the other teen girls in TFA are sociopaths, too.  Lock them all up.


I couldn't get around the paywall, but I could see accessory charges on them.
 
2021-09-16 3:28:24 PM  
The widow deserves to have sweet, violent revenge. Line all of those nasty girls up. Give the woman a dump truck to drive, the one with massive wheels.
 
2021-09-16 3:30:35 PM  

Another Government Employee: FrancoFile: If you hit somebody at 50 mph, you don't scare them; you kill them.

Also, all the other teen girls in TFA are sociopaths, too.  Lock them all up.

I couldn't get around the paywall, but I could see accessory charges on them.


Both before and after the fact.
 
2021-09-16 3:31:29 PM  

cyberspacedout: Not enough people are aware of how easily cars can become deadly weapons - including (especially) their drivers.

People also shouldn't leave their keys lying around the house.


Wait, what?!? Who doesn't leave their keys out?
 
2021-09-16 3:32:37 PM  

FleshFlapps: If she fled she knew god damn well the implications of what she did and acted with cognizant awareness. There is no reason she needs to be tried as a juvenile.

Had she stopped, called for help, done anything but flee I'd have different feelings. The friends, all should be charged as well.

On a side note. I was in an accident a decade or so ago where some young girl rear ended me in my Jeep. Her dad got out and checked of we were good while she sat there plastered in fear. When she finally got out of the car and came around to me and her dad I hunched over the fender going oh god my back. She did not find the humor me and her dad did.

I digress. Literally any action but what she took would lead me to a little compassion. What she actually did is the action of a person who doesn't need back in public circulation until her mental defect is addressed. 6 years in juvie isn't that.


You can't fix a maniac. No number of years will make this killer a decent person. There's just no path to being a responsible adult from being a feral teen that murders someone.
 
2021-09-16 3:33:36 PM  

edmo: Shostie: As a runner, f*ck that kid. Lock 'em up.

Leave us alone, dammit. We're trying to keep up our pace.

It's been a long while since I ran seriously but I've had people try to "scare" me a half dozen times. Only nicked by a mirror once.


Usually I just have to deal with some teenage dickhead yelling at me to get a scare out of me.

One time when running around 8-9 at night, I headed into the local park. It's got water fountains and a mile long walking/running trail, so I usually make it a midway point in my run in case I need to stop and rehydrate.

As I turned onto the trail, some kid wearing one of those ghillie suits leapt off of a nearby bench yelling and scared the sh*t out of me. So I started chasing him for about 10 yards, screaming expletives at him, dude freaked out and was sprinting to get away from me. So I broke off and went back to my run, figuring we were now even.

Anyways, if f you see someone running or biking, leave them alone, dammit.
 
2021-09-16 3:38:09 PM  

Shostie: edmo: Shostie: As a runner, f*ck that kid. Lock 'em up.

Leave us alone, dammit. We're trying to keep up our pace.

It's been a long while since I ran seriously but I've had people try to "scare" me a half dozen times. Only nicked by a mirror once.

Usually I just have to deal with some teenage dickhead yelling at me to get a scare out of me.

One time when running around 8-9 at night, I headed into the local park. It's got water fountains and a mile long walking/running trail, so I usually make it a midway point in my run in case I need to stop and rehydrate.

As I turned onto the trail, some kid wearing one of those ghillie suits leapt off of a nearby bench yelling and scared the sh*t out of me. So I started chasing him for about 10 yards, screaming expletives at him, dude freaked out and was sprinting to get away from me. So I broke off and went back to my run, figuring we were now even.

Anyways, if f you see someone running or biking, leave them alone, dammit.


sounds more like you were a potential piece of ass for a yeti, did he complete?
 
2021-09-16 3:38:34 PM  
Auto theft, driving without a license, driving without insurance, murder, hit and run, driving at least 50 in a 25, flipping out on her godmother for ratting her out. Then there's the whole laughing about it after the fact thinking she got away with murder. She is a sociopath. Really. There's no cure. She will be a shiatstain on humanity until she's dead. They will charge her as a minor, so she can exact her revenge on society again in just a few years. So she's got that going for her, which is nice.
 
2021-09-16 3:38:46 PM  

Shostie: edmo: Shostie: As a runner, f*ck that kid. Lock 'em up.

Leave us alone, dammit. We're trying to keep up our pace.

It's been a long while since I ran seriously but I've had people try to "scare" me a half dozen times. Only nicked by a mirror once.

Usually I just have to deal with some teenage dickhead yelling at me to get a scare out of me.

One time when running around 8-9 at night, I headed into the local park. It's got water fountains and a mile long walking/running trail, so I usually make it a midway point in my run in case I need to stop and rehydrate.

As I turned onto the trail, some kid wearing one of those ghillie suits leapt off of a nearby bench yelling and scared the sh*t out of me. So I started chasing him for about 10 yards, screaming expletives at him, dude freaked out and was sprinting to get away from me. So I broke off and went back to my run, figuring we were now even.

Anyways, if f you see someone running or biking, leave them alone, dammit.


This is why I run in the early morning before the haters and losers come out.  Running in the evening is much riskier.
 
2021-09-16 3:39:10 PM  
Way to fark up a few lives kid.
 
2021-09-16 3:40:29 PM  
Teenagers are weird. They can seem like adults, and then they do some crazy shiat and you can't see how they got there. Put a few of them together and the crazy compounds.

Probably these kids will eventually have adult brains and the seriousness of it all will set in. Obvi some years in a state run facility should help with that.
 
2021-09-16 3:43:27 PM  
Stuff like this is why I only bike or run on greenways and trails. I don't even feel particularly safe on the road in my own car.
 
2021-09-16 3:45:25 PM  

Lsherm: flucto: I was surprised they decided not to try her as an adult. That's not to say she should be, I was just surprised. Maybe it's a "sane part of the world" thing.

Yeah. Sane.

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I meant the prosecutors in this case. I saw a picture of the teen yesterday and in many other places she'd already be convicted and on death row. Don't know about your link. Seems murdery. I don't think that's an unreasonable charge.
 
2021-09-16 3:49:43 PM  

ThrillaManilla: Stuff like this is why I only bike or run on greenways and trails. I don't even feel particularly safe on the road in my own car.


That little murderess is from my neck of the woods. Part of the problem in this area is that we don't have a whole lot of greenways or trails, or bike lanes, or even sidewalks. I used to cycle to & from the Angle Lake train station, when I worked at Amazon. I stopped that when I had someone try to take a swipe at me.

The fun part, of course, is that even after she laughed about murdering a stranger, her identity remains protected because she's still a juvenile. Nothing like second-degree murder to give yourself some flavor, I guess.
 
2021-09-16 3:54:02 PM  

FormlessOne: ThrillaManilla: Stuff like this is why I only bike or run on greenways and trails. I don't even feel particularly safe on the road in my own car.

That little murderess is from my neck of the woods. Part of the problem in this area is that we don't have a whole lot of greenways or trails, or bike lanes, or even sidewalks. I used to cycle to & from the Angle Lake train station, when I worked at Amazon. I stopped that when I had someone try to take a swipe at me.

The fun part, of course, is that even after she laughed about murdering a stranger, her identity remains protected because she's still a juvenile. Nothing like second-degree murder to give yourself some flavor, I guess.


The greenways and trails don't always take one to their destination even when they are abundant. Let's place the blame where it belongs: on the assholes who think it's funny to run people down.
 
2021-09-16 3:54:21 PM  

flucto: I was surprised they decided not to try her as an adult. That's not to say she should be, I was just surprised. Maybe it's a "sane part of the world" thing.


Ummm she's white?
 
2021-09-16 3:57:40 PM  
What this girl did was wrong. No denying that.
With that said...

What the hell is wrong with joggers that run in the road, where cars are, and not on sidewalks, where cars aren't?
I often encounter joggers in my commute to work at O darkthirty. Running in the road. Sure they may have a strip of reflective material on them, but not enough to make them stand out against the jacked up Ford F250 with the laser diode headlights. There are perfectly fine sidewalks, stay out of the road or get better jogging clothes. Maybe a reflective skeleton, I don't know.
But damn, it strikes me as suicidal to run in the road, in the dark, with a perfectly serviceable sidewalk available.
 
2021-09-16 3:57:42 PM  

FrancoFile: If you hit somebody at 50 mph, you don't scare them; you kill them.

Also, all the other teen girls in TFA are sociopaths, too.  Lock them all up.


Just wanted to mention that 50mph is enough to do insane amounts of damage, even before person hits the concrete.

If you fall off of an idling car, say off a tailgate at 5mph, it's still enough speed to keep you from being able to catch yourself, you can hit your head on the pavement and it absolutely can kill you. Know 2 people anecdotally who've died this way.

10mph is enough inertia to propel a human's mass through a solid wood panel. At 25mph, a human body can break through a brick wall.

There is no safe "just bump them" speed, ever. You wouldn't think this needed to be said, but here we are.
 
2021-09-16 3:59:12 PM  

robodog: cyberspacedout: Not enough people are aware of how easily cars can become deadly weapons - including (especially) their drivers.

People also shouldn't leave their keys lying around the house.

Wait, what?!? Who doesn't leave their keys out?


People who keep their keys in their pockets... or purses... or wherever somebody else isn't able to take them without permission.
 
2021-09-16 3:59:14 PM  

Turbo Cojones: flucto: I was surprised they decided not to try her as an adult. That's not to say she should be, I was just surprised. Maybe it's a "sane part of the world" thing.

Ummm she's white?


The picture I saw wasn't of a white teen. that's partly why I'm surprised.
 
2021-09-16 4:00:45 PM  
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Sounds like godmother has had enough of this shirt
 
2021-09-16 4:02:50 PM  

GreenSun: The widow deserves to have sweet, violent revenge. Line all of those nasty girls up. Give the woman a dump truck to drive, the one with massive wheels.


Assuming that she's not a sociopath too, that would destroy her.
 
2021-09-16 4:03:05 PM  

Fara Clark: What this girl did was wrong. No denying that.
With that said...

What the hell is wrong with joggers that run in the road, where cars are, and not on sidewalks, where cars aren't?
I often encounter joggers in my commute to work at O darkthirty. Running in the road. Sure they may have a strip of reflective material on them, but not enough to make them stand out against the jacked up Ford F250 with the laser diode headlights. There are perfectly fine sidewalks, stay out of the road or get better jogging clothes. Maybe a reflective skeleton, I don't know.
But damn, it strikes me as suicidal to run in the road, in the dark, with a perfectly serviceable sidewalk available.


I can runsplain it.  The road is typically better lit than the sidewalk, more even and with less dogs.

That being said, I run with an LED vest and face traffic not only so I can be visible but so I can notice when somebody in their F150 might be reaching under their seat for the donut they dropped and start drifting towards me.

Runners running in the dark, with traffic, and no lights are taking a big risk.
 
2021-09-16 4:07:32 PM  
If she is old enough to run for D.A. she should do that to get the charges reduced to a misdemeanor.
 
2021-09-16 4:10:14 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: If she is old enough to run for D.A. she should do that to get the charges reduced to a misdemeanor.


Gotta be a white man for that to work.
 
2021-09-16 4:15:47 PM  
Yesterday's submission headline was better:


No it wasn't
 
2021-09-16 4:20:16 PM  
That's why I do my cardio in the gym. It sucks enough as it is without having to dodge cars and psychos.
 
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