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(Telegram)   Moose in Worcester tranquilized and hauled off to Frostbite Falls   (telegram.com) divider line
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2021-09-16 3:51:51 PM  
Wanted for questioning


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2021-09-16 5:22:51 PM  
I was born in Worcester.

That is all.

...carry on...
 
2021-09-16 5:28:10 PM  
That's a good idea. Moose needs a bit of braising or it's just lean and gamey.
 
2021-09-16 5:34:43 PM  

ZMugg: I was born in Worcester.

That is all.

...carry on...


Are you H John Benjamin?
Is he was a farker it would be so cool
 
2021-09-16 5:36:49 PM  
bet it bit somebody's sister
 
2021-09-16 5:42:08 PM  
We thought we had a moose running around my town too until we noticed the  flannel  shirt and realized it was  just a woman from  Maine.
 
2021-09-16 5:42:25 PM  

the voice of raisin: bet it bit somebody's sister


A sister named Frost?

/new a stripper named Frosty
//it was a misnomer
///she was a Hottie
 
2021-09-16 5:43:06 PM  
new

Really, autocarrot??
 
2021-09-16 5:44:59 PM  
A moose once bit my sorcester
 
2021-09-16 5:46:43 PM  
All the really cool moose want to go to Moosylvania.
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2021-09-16 5:51:08 PM  
I woulda told ya, but someone tranquilized my ass.
 
2021-09-16 5:53:47 PM  
As a kid growing in the outskirts of San Antonio we had plenty of horned toads.  Ten years later we had lots of new neighbors and lots of cats, but no more "horny toads."  So it was either cats or Hillary.
 
2021-09-16 5:57:46 PM  

FarkaDark: ZMugg: I was born in Worcester.

That is all.

...carry on...

Are you H John Benjamin?
Is he was a farker it would be so cool


No.
Also:
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Was it a mousse moose?
 
2021-09-16 6:00:29 PM  
Worcester's kind of a college town, I think Wossamotta U. is there.
 
2021-09-16 6:08:47 PM  
A moose tranquilized me once.

ONCE.
 
2021-09-16 6:11:39 PM  
Awwww! That trick never works...
 
2021-09-16 6:12:13 PM  
"Again?"

Rocket J. Squirrel
 
2021-09-16 6:13:49 PM  
For the ladies:
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2021-09-16 6:36:42 PM  
It's pronounced "MOOSE-ster".
 
2021-09-16 6:39:58 PM  

AstroJesus: Worcester's kind of a college town, I think Wossamotta U. is there.


Yeah, they kicked the crap out of WPI in football when I was there. But then again so did everybody else.
 
2021-09-16 7:12:43 PM  
I used to live right around the corner from there. I think I dated his mother for a bit.
 
2021-09-16 8:44:41 PM  

bughunter: the voice of raisin: bet it bit somebody's sister

A sister named Frost?

/new a stripper named Frosty
//it was a misnomer
///she was a Hottie


I was waiting for the rhyming...

There was a young lady named Frost
Whose pussy was two feet acrost
T'was the best part of valor
To bugger the gal or
Fall in and be hopelessly lost.
 
2021-09-16 10:04:49 PM  

CptnSpldng: bughunter: the voice of raisin: bet it bit somebody's sister

A sister named Frost?

/new a stripper named Frosty
//it was a misnomer
///she was a Hottie

I was waiting for the rhyming...

There was a young lady named Frost
Whose pussy was two feet acrost
T'was the best part of valor
To bugger the gal or
Fall in and be hopelessly lost.


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