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2571 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Sep 2021 at 1:48 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-16 11:41:26 AM  
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2021-09-16 12:15:04 PM  
You heard it here first, folks: Medical claims made by randos on the internet should be considered true unless proven false.

/ Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some Miracle TestoMAXTM masculine enhancer to increase the size of my dong by 40% in only three weeks.
 
2021-09-16 12:29:21 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: You heard it here first, folks: Medical claims made by randos on the internet should be considered true unless proven false.

/ Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some Miracle TestoMAXTM masculine enhancer to increase the size of my dong by 40% in only three weeks.


Only 40%

I mean if you're happy with that and don't want to upsize with the premium package
 
2021-09-16 12:45:51 PM  
I guess he picked up a lot of testicle knowledge in prison.
 
2021-09-16 12:49:59 PM  
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I'm not a doctor, but I got my orchidometer.  Who's first to be tested?
 
2021-09-16 1:07:02 PM  

Psychopusher: [Fark user image image 265x181]

I'm not a doctor, but I got my orchidometer.  Who's first to be tested?


That's a pretty weird looking rosary.
 
2021-09-16 1:50:23 PM  
OMG I love how the right is just holding to this.

I guess as they evaporate more and more and the percentage of vaccinated people creeps up they will get nuttier.
 
2021-09-16 1:50:59 PM  

Shostie: Psychopusher: [Fark user image image 265x181]

I'm not a doctor, but I got my orchidometer.  Who's first to be tested?

That's a pretty weird looking rosary.


ummm yeah... rosary
 
2021-09-16 1:51:23 PM  
pence had a system

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2021-09-16 1:51:41 PM  
He's still kicking that dead donkey's balls?
 
2021-09-16 1:51:51 PM  
I absolutely love how absurd life can be. This guy was a regular dude, living his regular dude life in Trinidad a week ago. And now millions of people are talking about his balls.

Never in a million years could he have guessed his life would take this turn.
 
2021-09-16 1:52:13 PM  

Psychopusher: [Fark user image image 265x181]

I'm not a doctor, but I got my orchidometer.  Who's first to be tested?


How do I use that rosary?
 
2021-09-16 1:52:38 PM  
He's a really good troll. Got to give him that.
 
2021-09-16 1:52:42 PM  
Yeah my cousin Nikki is famous and rich and all but everyone is talking about my swollen nuts.
Cousin probably not so happy right now.
 
2021-09-16 1:53:00 PM  

asmodeus224: OMG I love how the right is just holding to this.

I guess as they evaporate more and more and the percentage of vaccinated people creeps up they will get nuttier.


They are the only nuts getting larger out of this
 
2021-09-16 1:53:24 PM  

Shostie: Psychopusher: [Fark user image image 265x181]

I'm not a doctor, but I got my orchidometer.  Who's first to be tested?

That's a pretty weird looking rosary.


Yeah I guess I could have scrolled a bit farther...
 
2021-09-16 1:53:39 PM  
They understand that this person doesn't actually exist, right?
 
2021-09-16 1:54:04 PM  
I am convinced even if you have a PhD that does not necessarily make you intelligent.
 
2021-09-16 1:54:07 PM  
The goddamn desperation of these goddamn idiots is goddamn frustrating.

Goddamn.
 
2021-09-16 1:54:20 PM  
I'm going to need a bigger codpiece if this catches on.
 
2021-09-16 1:55:09 PM  

Psychopusher: [Fark user image 265x181]

I'm not a doctor, but I got my orchidometer.  Who's first to be tested?


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2021-09-16 1:55:17 PM  
This is so back asswards it's driving me crazy.

To assert something as true you make a statement, your thesis. You then amass data and information to support the truth of the statement. You then conclude, based upon the evidence, whether or not the thesis is true.

This idiot should know better. You don't begin with it being true and that you information is wrong because it doesn't match up with the thesis.

High school composition folks.
 
2021-09-16 1:55:47 PM  
I read the tweet and thought, holy crap, the felon isn't wrong for once. Then I saw he was disputing the health minister who was disputing the obviously fake report, or at least unrelated to the vaccine report.

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Shame on me for thinking anything sensible can come out of his gob.
 
2021-09-16 1:55:51 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: You heard it here first, folks: Medical claims made by randos on the internet should be considered true unless proven false.

/ Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some Miracle TestoMAXTM masculine enhancer to increase the size of my dong by 40% in only three weeks.


Best way to do that is to get the COVID vaccine.  My dick grew three inches after the second shot

/You can believe it- you read it on the Internet and I'm even a doctor!
 
2021-09-16 1:55:52 PM  
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2021-09-16 1:56:19 PM  
My favorite thing about Dinesh D'Souza, an immigrant who went to prison for violating American election laws, is how popular he is with Americans who fear immigrants violating election laws.
 
2021-09-16 1:57:07 PM  
Obviously the lives she's putting at risk by tweeting this is horrible.  But how farking embarrassed is her cousin's friend's ex fiancé to have damn near the entire world know she just got cheated on not far from her wedding day?  Minaj is a bad, bad person.
 
2021-09-16 1:58:29 PM  
I'm fat because convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza raped 50 little boys to death after ritualistically eating their feces.

If I submit proof of my fatness, according to convicted felon and apparent pedophile/murderer/rapist/shiat eater Dinesh D'Souza, my claim is therefore proven.
 
2021-09-16 1:58:36 PM  
Fark off with that "fact checking" claim. The right cares nothing for facts or checking them. Only for excuses which further their narrative, no matter how ridiculous they are.
 
2021-09-16 1:58:58 PM  
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2021-09-16 1:59:52 PM  
I don't need "fact checking" from professional liars.
 
2021-09-16 2:00:02 PM  

Shostie: Psychopusher: [Fark user image image 265x181]

I'm not a doctor, but I got my orchidometer.  Who's first to be tested?

That's a pretty weird looking rosary.


Pretty sure those are anal beads.
 
2021-09-16 2:03:18 PM  
I'm just so proud that this is the level of public discourse we now have in America.

/wipes tear from eye
//places hand over heart
///sings national anthem while bald eagle flies away patriotically
 
2021-09-16 2:04:10 PM  
Do you get medical information from Twitter? Isn't that a violation of terms of use?
 
2021-09-16 2:04:18 PM  

Phil McKraken: My favorite thing about Dinesh D'Souza, an immigrant who went to prison for violating American election laws, is how popular he is with Americans who fear immigrants violating election laws.


IOKIYAR(EIYAANWR)

/even if you are a non-white Republican
 
2021-09-16 2:04:20 PM  
Jesus, what a piece of shiat.
 
2021-09-16 2:04:32 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: They understand that this person doesn't actually exist, right?


Yes. Every step has been to debase their followers just a little more. Every step they can either admit that all they've cost themselves by following this insanity was for nothing, or just go along with this one little thing. Each step masterfully calculated to make sure walking away is more painful than that little bit of further self isolation and embarrassment.

I hate poker (gambling in general), but it's like a professional player working someone who doesn't understand sunk cost out of all their money. Every step extracting not quite enough for them to just cut their losses.
 
2021-09-16 2:04:35 PM  
Either it's fake and should be ignored, or its the only case of swollen testicles due to whatever vaccine he took and it's something nobody needs to worry about either. Let alone the fact that, if there was a vaccine involved, it was probably not one of the 3 available in the US
 
2021-09-16 2:05:56 PM  

Shostie: Psychopusher: [Fark user image image 265x181]

I'm not a doctor, but I got my orchidometer.  Who's first to be tested?

That's a pretty weird looking rosary.


It's the British Catholic post-Brexit version.
 
2021-09-16 2:06:46 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: They understand that this person doesn't actually exist, right?


Nikkis Cousins Friends Swollen Testicles will soon exist as a Fark username, tho.
 
2021-09-16 2:07:09 PM  

StandsWithAFist: I'm just so proud that this is the level of public discourse we now have in America.

/wipes tear from eye
//places hand over heart
///sings national anthem while bald eagle flies away patriotically


When The Fat Guy had the GOP primary debate candidates all talking about the size of their dicks, I told my family this was to become dignified compared to where we're going if he's elected. I was right.
 
2021-09-16 2:07:16 PM  

Zaphod42: Either it's fake and should be ignored, or its the only case of swollen testicles due to whatever vaccine he took and it's something nobody needs to worry about either. Let alone the fact that, if there was a vaccine involved, it was probably not one of the 3 available in the US


It wasn't. I forget the name but it was on the Daily Show.
 
2021-09-16 2:10:01 PM  
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2021-09-16 2:13:51 PM  
Psychopusher:

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I'm not a doctor, but I got my orchidometer.  Who's first to be tested?

Thanks Osama.  Homeland Security will be using this for our safety.  Now it will be an extra week of training for TSA, and slow down the line.
 
2021-09-16 2:15:49 PM  

Gin Buddy: Zaphod42: Either it's fake and should be ignored, or its the only case of swollen testicles due to whatever vaccine he took and it's something nobody needs to worry about either. Let alone the fact that, if there was a vaccine involved, it was probably not one of the 3 available in the US

It wasn't. I forget the name but it was on the Daily Show.


Sinopharm.
 
2021-09-16 2:18:50 PM  
Big Balls
Youtube xPlqLHcphyw
 
2021-09-16 2:21:46 PM  

johnphantom: I am convinced even if you have a PhD that does not necessarily make you intelligent.


A PhD program is more about perseverance than it is smarts. I mean you do need a base level of knowledge/smarts to get into the program. But, at least in my experience, the smarts are needed to get through the coursework. The actual research project/thesis writing is all about just being able to keep plugging away.
 
2021-09-16 2:21:47 PM  
The fact that people are still discussing this is just nuts.
 
2021-09-16 2:22:14 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Psychopusher: [Fark user image image 265x181]

I'm not a doctor, but I got my orchidometer.  Who's first to be tested?

How do I use that rosary?


You ever pull started a stalled Husqvarna chainsaw?
 
2021-09-16 2:23:54 PM  

shpritz: HotWingConspiracy: They understand that this person doesn't actually exist, right?

Nikkis Cousins Friends Swollen Testicles will soon exist as a Fark username, tho.


I think it or a variation on it already does. I'm sure I saw it in a thread during my insomnia fueled browsing last night.
 
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