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(Global News (Canada))   Let the Mars astronaut sacrifices begin   (globalnews.ca) divider line
    More: Creepy, Protein, Mars, Blood, Blood donation, Serum albumin, Martian, actual blood, Blood transfusion  
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2021-09-16 2:50:17 PM  
Do you want vampires on Mars? Because this is how you get vampires on Mars.

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2021-09-16 2:59:54 PM  
"Dear Dr. Roberts et al.,

I think you should know that someone is submitting stupid papers under your names to open access science journals.

v/r,
Prank Call of Cthulhu"
 
2021-09-16 4:03:50 PM  
You can get more blood out of the astronauts if you use a centrifuge.
 
2021-09-16 4:25:05 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: You can get more blood out of the astronauts if you use a centrifuge.


AKA, "The Juicer".
 
2021-09-16 4:30:47 PM  
"Astronaut blood can be used to make concrete on Mars, scientists say"

I swear, if you earth-wankers spill that stuff in my garden and give my Klein tomatoes that stinky human taste, we're going to have a Phaeton incident all over again.

(Phaeton was the planet between Mars and Jupiter until 800 million years ago where the asteroid belt is now. They folks there were nice enough - way smarter than you hairless apes - until they got really into multi-level marketing, and well, you can figure out the rest.)
 
2021-09-16 4:38:41 PM  
Don't forget the skull throne.
 
2021-09-16 4:55:14 PM  
We should begin sending all our dead to Mars immediately.
 
2021-09-16 5:12:24 PM  
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2021-09-16 5:16:49 PM  
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2021-09-16 5:18:26 PM  
And so can water.  Which, you know, they figured out how to extract out of the atmosphere.
 
2021-09-16 5:20:26 PM  
What sort of idiocy is this?
 
2021-09-16 5:23:08 PM  
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2021-09-16 7:42:25 PM  

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I sent something similar in my last colo-guard sample.
 
2021-09-16 9:24:06 PM  

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I sent something similar in my last colo-guard sample.


All that came to my mind was the phrase 'piss scabs'.

Horrible and off-putting as it is.
 
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