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2021-09-16 9:49:48 AM  
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2021-09-16 2:53:04 PM  
Further proof that putting in your time and getting pwned on the Internet every day pays off.
 
2021-09-16 3:10:47 PM  
Regicide is the killing of a monarch.

Matricide is the killing of your mother. 

Countryside is the killing of Piers Morgan

- Mother Theresa
 
2021-09-16 3:11:05 PM  
What a coont
 
2021-09-16 3:14:04 PM  
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2021-09-16 3:14:48 PM  
I thought he was conservaderp TV ratings cancer because of his anti-gun stance.
 
2021-09-16 3:15:14 PM  
Is he the creepy stalker guy who got upset when the royal family lady didn't go on a second date with him? Or am I thinking of someone else?
 
2021-09-16 3:16:06 PM  
Piers is feeling pretty good about this.
 
2021-09-16 3:18:12 PM  
Since people are posting the "countryside" joke, here it is from Stephen Fry and, let's face it, the other ones are pretty friggin' good, too.

I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue - Uxbridge English Dictionary - Stephen Fry
Youtube 285DD7QECzY
 
2021-09-16 3:19:00 PM  

FatherChaos: I thought he was conservaderp TV ratings cancer because of his anti-gun stance.


He gets a pass on the 2nd Amendment stuff for being English.
Sting - Englishman In New York
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2021-09-16 3:19:10 PM  
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2021-09-16 3:21:40 PM  
How exactly did this festering pustule on the fetid hemorrhoid of the asshole of humanity ever become as famous as it is?  It is a parasite, bringing no value and only providing decay and putrescence.  Its death will be welcome; its name quickly forgotten.
 
2021-09-16 3:22:22 PM  

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2021-09-16 3:24:04 PM  
It's Official: CNN Hires Piers Morgan

CNN has made the worst-kept secret in TV news official: British television host Piers Morgan will be joining the network's primetime lineup in January. He will be based in New York, but will also work from Los Angeles and London.
 
2021-09-16 3:25:46 PM  

Alien Robot: It's Official: CNN Hires Piers Morgan

CNN has made the worst-kept secret in TV news official: British television host Piers Morgan will be joining the network's primetime lineup in January. He will be based in New York, but will also work from Los Angeles and London.


What's your point?  He was a c@nt on CNN too.
 
2021-09-16 3:28:45 PM  
Ah, Piers Morgan, the world's most despicable Arsenal supporter. Narrowly edging out Osama bin Laden.
 
2021-09-16 3:33:22 PM  
Don't worry FoxNews viewers despise foreigners and will not understand anything he says.

He will be on MSNBC with two years.
 
2021-09-16 3:35:51 PM  

Alien Robot: It's Official: CNN Hires Piers Morgan

CNN has made the worst-kept secret in TV news official: British television host Piers Morgan will be joining the network's primetime lineup in January. He will be based in New York, but will also work from Los Angeles and London.


Let us know when you catch up to this decade.
 
2021-09-16 3:38:20 PM  
Wonder how long it will take him to go off about Meghan Markle disrespecting The Queen....
 
2021-09-16 3:39:12 PM  

Alien Robot: It's Official: CNN Hires Piers Morgan

CNN has made the worst-kept secret in TV news official: British television host Piers Morgan will be joining the network's primetime lineup in January. He will be based in New York, but will also work from Los Angeles and London.


And?
 
2021-09-16 3:40:17 PM  
I am amazed Fox went so out of their way to find a fair and balanced addition to their network.
I mean it isn't like Pierce Morgan spent months  sucking up to Trump on the Apprentice.... (oh wait).
 
2021-09-16 3:42:03 PM  
Geez, some poor intern is gonna end up knowing what Morgan had for breakfast by getting an unwelcomed tongue in the throat.

/hurk
 
2021-09-16 3:42:27 PM  

The Lone Gunman: Since people are posting the "countryside" joke, here it is from Stephen Fry and, let's face it, the other ones are pretty friggin' good, too.

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"lipsync" LOL
 
2021-09-16 3:48:13 PM  
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2021-09-16 3:48:45 PM  
Of course that shiatstain would be joining The Sun
 
2021-09-16 3:49:20 PM  
I blame American Idol.
 
2021-09-16 3:51:54 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Ah, Piers Morgan, the world's most despicable Arsenal supporter. Narrowly edging out Osama bin Laden.


The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

Right. There you go.

/
Did you see that ludicrous display last night ?
Youtube 6yN2H3--1aw
 
2021-09-16 3:54:32 PM  
Americans need to hear about the most pressing issues facing our nation such as Megan Markle over there eating those crackers like she owns the place.
 
2021-09-16 3:54:44 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Ah, Piers Morgan, the world's most despicable Arsenal supporter. Narrowly edging out Osama bin Laden.


Thanks a lot for ruining Saturday's match.  I was expecting Burnley to handle that for me.
 
2021-09-16 3:58:53 PM  

Dawnrazor: How exactly did this festering pustule on the fetid hemorrhoid of the asshole of humanity ever become as famous as it is?  It is a parasite, bringing no value and only providing decay and putrescence.  Its death will be welcome; its name quickly forgotten.


He was the editor of the Daily Mirror when they were hacking everyone's phones to get news stories. My theory is he kept the juiciest bits of incriminating evidence for himself and has been using it for blackmail ever since.
 
2021-09-16 4:00:27 PM  

JinxofSpades: ElwoodCuse: Ah, Piers Morgan, the world's most despicable Arsenal supporter. Narrowly edging out Osama bin Laden.

Thanks a lot for ruining Saturday's match.  I was expecting Burnley to handle that for me.



Look on the bright side; there's always the possibility of both.
 
2021-09-16 4:00:28 PM  

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I am a bit of an Anglophile, having lived in Europe in the '70's.  The Brits have a way with cussing.
But the Scots have taken it to an art form.
Oh, and thanks for the IPA and the Wee Heavy Scotch ale, mates!
 
2021-09-16 4:06:09 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Ah, Piers Morgan, the world's most despicable Arsenal supporter. Narrowly edging out Osama bin Laden.


Now that is specific.
 
2021-09-16 4:10:08 PM  

Purple_Urkle: ElwoodCuse: Ah, Piers Morgan, the world's most despicable Arsenal supporter. Narrowly edging out Osama bin Laden.

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

Right. There you go.

/[YouTube video: Did you see that ludicrous display last night ?]


Thanks, Aubameyang.
 
2021-09-16 4:11:06 PM  
He'll fit right in...

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2021-09-16 4:12:21 PM  
Where's Jeremy Clarkson when you need him?
 
2021-09-16 4:14:34 PM  

Alien Robot: It's Official: CNN Hires Piers Morgan

CNN has made the worst-kept secret in TV news official: British television host Piers Morgan will be joining the network's primetime lineup in January. He will be based in New York, but will also work from Los Angeles and London.


Everytime you post something like this I can't help but imagine that as soon as you hit enter you get a big smile on your face as you sit back and think "THIS time someone is going to 'smart' my post. I can feel it!"
 
2021-09-16 4:15:09 PM  
I don't get these guys? He's rich. 56, but looks older even with professional makeup. Why sign up for multiple daily appearances on tv, and agree to take time to read the ghostwritten lies that'll be published under his byline, etc. Not sure what his hobby is, his passion? Sailing, chasing a mix of unwilling or transactional minded women or men, gardening, cross-stitch, whatever it is? Again, he's rich, so I guess he enjoys the noteriety, scrutiny and disdain.
 
2021-09-16 4:21:04 PM  

Alien Robot: It's Official: CNN Hires Piers Morgan

CNN has made the worst-kept secret in TV news official: British television host Piers Morgan will be joining the network's primetime lineup in January. He will be based in New York, but will also work from Los Angeles and London.


Which is just more proof that CNN bends over backwards to try to be middle-of-the-road politically.

See also:

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It's just hilarious that conservatives feel that CNN is full of radical leftists.
 
2021-09-16 4:22:16 PM  

xsarien: Where's Jeremy Clarkson when you need him?


I should point out that Irish comedian Ed Byrne also punched out Piers Morgan.
 
2021-09-16 4:22:31 PM  

xsarien: Where's Jeremy Clarkson when you need him?


Welcoming his new colleague.

Writing in The Sun about Meghan Markle's recent interview with Oprah Winfrey, he [Clarkson] wrote that he'd found the interview "especially weird" because "for the first time ever, I found myself in full agreement with both Nigel Farage AND Piers Morgan".
 
2021-09-16 4:24:50 PM  

xsarien: Where's Jeremy Clarkson when you need him?


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2021-09-16 4:27:12 PM  
I think I'm going face blind or all rightwing asshats are cast by the same pervert.

/or it's Havana Syndrome/700 space tasing [psychosis]
 
2021-09-16 4:32:22 PM  
The Public: We demand you launch Piers Morgan into the Sun.

God: Easy peasy, my little squeezies.

TFA: Morgan will also join The Sun and the New York Post as a columnist.

The Public: [Facepalms aplenty]
 
2021-09-16 4:35:21 PM  

OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Alien Robot: It's Official: CNN Hires Piers Morgan

CNN has made the worst-kept secret in TV news official: British television host Piers Morgan will be joining the network's primetime lineup in January. He will be based in New York, but will also work from Los Angeles and London.

And?


Everything said about Fox hiring him should apply equally to CNN.
 
2021-09-16 4:38:52 PM  

Alien Robot: OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Alien Robot: It's Official: CNN Hires Piers Morgan

CNN has made the worst-kept secret in TV news official: British television host Piers Morgan will be joining the network's primetime lineup in January. He will be based in New York, but will also work from Los Angeles and London.

And?

Everything said about Fox hiring him should apply equally to CNN.


Fox canceled him already?
 
2021-09-16 4:52:05 PM  

Alien Robot: OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Alien Robot: It's Official: CNN Hires Piers Morgan

CNN has made the worst-kept secret in TV news official: British television host Piers Morgan will be joining the network's primetime lineup in January. He will be based in New York, but will also work from Los Angeles and London.

And?

Everything said about Fox hiring him should apply equally to CNN.



Dude.

It was.

At the time.

Over a decade ago.


When it happened, the UK celebrated that he'd be gone for a while, and the US response alternated between "who?" and "what did we do to deserve this c@nt?"

And when he was fired from CNN (basically because he kept raising gun control issues and otherwise tanked the ratings), and went back to the UK, they wondered why some of our famous 2nd Amendment nutters hadn't shot him.
 
2021-09-16 5:01:56 PM  

Purple_Urkle: xsarien: Where's Jeremy Clarkson when you need him?

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I see a racist ass, a racist coont, and...Jezza.

Can we nominate him to go to Fox News and sucker punch every on-air personality?
 
2021-09-16 5:30:27 PM  
He's just like some of Fark's trolls -- despite unerringly making fools of themselves with every prior engagement, they continue to turn up daily, as if they're incapable of going a whole day without looking stupid. Except Piers is looking to get paid for it.
 
2021-09-16 5:51:02 PM  

xsarien: Where's Jeremy Clarkson when you need him?


Under a rock, I hope. I can't stand him or the stupid meme that's posted here so often.
 
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