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(CNN)   Ancient nope caring for her nope offspring has been fueling nopey nightmares for 99 million years   (edition.cnn.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Spider, protective mother spider, maternal care, adult female spiders, Lagonomegopidae family of spiders, Parental care, Dripping tree resin, tree bark  
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2021-09-16 1:19:08 PM  
It's getting loose!

/Nice excuse for a spider thread
 
2021-09-16 2:31:08 PM  
Perhaps now everyone will understand why the Nazis were so adamant about destroying the Amber Room.
 
2021-09-16 3:49:36 PM  
Perhaps we can return that amber to the earth it came from, before we are slidered to a Lovecraft dimension. Preferably by tosing it into a volcano, maybe?
 
2021-09-16 3:50:41 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Perhaps we can return that amber to the earth it came from, before we are slidered to a Lovecraft dimension. Preferably by tosing it into a volcano, maybe?


So you want fireproof dinosaur spiders? What the fark is wrong with you?
 
2021-09-16 5:33:10 PM  

rummonkey: Bennie Crabtree: Perhaps we can return that amber to the earth it came from, before we are slidered to a Lovecraft dimension. Preferably by tosing it into a volcano, maybe?

So you want fireproof dinosaur spiders? What the fark is wrong with you?


You don't?  How else will you first to be eaten heathen?
 
2021-09-16 5:39:56 PM  

wingnut396: rummonkey: Bennie Crabtree: Perhaps we can return that amber to the earth it came from, before we are slidered to a Lovecraft dimension. Preferably by tosing it into a volcano, maybe?

So you want fireproof dinosaur spiders? What the fark is wrong with you?

You don't?  How else will you first to be eaten heathen?


If we learned anything from the Jurassic Park documentaries, we should have learned that you leave insects in Amber and don't disturb them.
 
2021-09-16 5:45:09 PM  
Clone it and give me nightmares for the rest of my life.
 
2021-09-16 5:46:34 PM  
I enjoy Nope Rope as a term for snake, so what would the equivalent be for a spider? Nope Spokes? Hmmmm...
 
2021-09-16 5:47:53 PM  
Ancient spider caring for her offspring is trapped in 99 million-year-old amber

Well don't let it out now!! It's probably really hungry....
 
2021-09-17 10:39:18 AM  

rue_in_winter: I enjoy Nope Rope as a term for snake, so what would the equivalent be for a spider? Nope Spokes? Hmmmm...


Hate Eights.
 
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