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(KTAR Phoenix)   When you're searching for one body but unexpectedly find another, is that good luck or bad?   (ktar.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Arizona, Grand Canyon, Coconino County, Arizona, Grand Canyon National Park, Unintentional finds, Colorado River, park's South Rim, late July  
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2021-09-16 9:56:20 AM  
Depends on if the new body has a wallet or watch or rings.  Gold teeth are also a bonus.

"Yep.  Just found this one.  Obviously a robbery gone wrong and for some reason, the murderer, not me, beat the corpse about the mouth with a 2x4.  We're dealing with a real sicko."
 
2021-09-16 9:56:27 AM  
What happened to the Wheaton tag?
 
2021-09-16 10:01:17 AM  
Crews had been looking for Gabor Berczi-Tomscanyi, a Hungarian national who lived in Hong Kong. He was reported missing to police in Las Vegas in late July while traveling in the U.S. Southwest.  The car he was driving was located in a Grand Canyon

Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
 
2021-09-16 10:02:58 AM  
Sounds like they hit the ole "Dexter Double".
 
2021-09-16 10:03:52 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Crews had been looking for Gabor Berczi-Tomscanyi, a Hungarian national who lived in Hong Kong. He was reported missing to police in Las Vegas in late July while traveling in the U.S. Southwest.  The car he was driving was located in a Grand Canyon

Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.


You're thinking of Kid New York.  He fought out of Philly.
 
2021-09-16 10:07:11 AM  
"Now that would be some farking coincidence if it wasn't, wouldn't it?"

Christopher Dig Up The Body - The Sopranos HD
Youtube GrHhT5Xjn-s
 
2021-09-16 10:07:16 AM  
I would just like to mention how bad it sucks to be f*cking randomed especially in the Vegas desert.  I feel like I deserve to be buried in a hole in the desert every time I go so to have it actually happen would, just, really suck for the 20 minutes waiting for it to happen.
 
2021-09-16 10:07:33 AM  
No matter the outcome, I always bring drinks and try my best to be the life of the search party!
 
2021-09-16 10:17:35 AM  

The_Sponge: "Now that would be some farking coincidence if it wasn't, wouldn't it?"

[YouTube video: Christopher Dig Up The Body - The Sopranos HD]


First thing that came to my mind
 
2021-09-16 10:19:45 AM  
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A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging.
 
2021-09-16 10:19:47 AM  
Is this a Pay It Forward kind of thing?
 
2021-09-16 10:21:31 AM  

jaivirtualcard: The_Sponge: "Now that would be some farking coincidence if it wasn't, wouldn't it?"

[YouTube video: Christopher Dig Up The Body - The Sopranos HD]

First thing that came to my mind


*Fist Bump^

BTW, have you seen the show Lilyhammer?  It's basically Silvio in an alternative universe.
 
2021-09-16 10:25:04 AM  

ltdanman44: [Fark user image image 203x248]


A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging.


Remember the Idle Spurs bar in Casino?  It's where Ace and Nicky meet up...since Micky has been banned from every casino.

Anyhow...I drove out there in 2018....and I kept wondering how many bodies were out there...,way out in BFE.
 
2021-09-16 10:30:37 AM  

Bondith: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Crews had been looking for Gabor Berczi-Tomscanyi, a Hungarian national who lived in Hong Kong. He was reported missing to police in Las Vegas in late July while traveling in the U.S. Southwest.  The car he was driving was located in a Grand Canyon

Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.

You're thinking of Kid New York.  He fought out of Philly.


He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.
 
2021-09-16 10:30:59 AM  
Make sure they're really dead first
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2021-09-16 10:35:10 AM  
TIL that the Grand Canyon is 1.57 Rhode Islands in size.
 
2021-09-16 10:35:40 AM  
I'm reminded of the "Death Valley Germans".  Mental note: Do not take a "shortcut" through Death Valley in a 1996 Plymouth Voyager minivan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_V​a​lley_Germans
 
2021-09-16 10:41:21 AM  
Is it still warm?
 
2021-09-16 10:45:08 AM  
Whenever I see a show or movie where someone digs a hole in the woods to hide a body, I want to know how the fark they manage to do that in under 4 hours. I've done a fair amount of landscaping in my yard with just a couple large trees nearby but every time I dig a hole to plant a bush or whatever I hit so many roots and rocks it takes forever.

Those body-hiding criminals should be let out on work-release to help with landscaping!
 
2021-09-16 10:49:51 AM  
"Park officials believe it's him because the day pack had prescriptions with his name on them, and a jacket found with the remains had a driver's license issued to Walsh out of Brooklyn, New York,"

Could be a coincidence...
/s
 
2021-09-16 10:51:31 AM  

cwheelie: Make sure they're really dead first
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+1 for a Blood Simple reference.
 
2021-09-16 10:54:54 AM  
The park hasn't been able to locate any immediate family

Keep looking.
 
2021-09-16 10:56:18 AM  
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2021-09-16 11:01:53 AM  

The_Sponge: [Fark user image image 425x234]


I've often thought burying bodies was a lot like rain on your wedding day.

Sorry... like RaaAAAIIIIIIIAAINNNN.
 
2021-09-16 11:03:06 AM  
Have a body, leave a body. Need a body, take a body.
 
2021-09-16 11:03:17 AM  

Singleballtheory: The_Sponge: [Fark user image image 425x234]

I've often thought burying bodies was a lot like rain on your wedding day.

Sorry... like RaaAAAIIIIIIIAAINNNN.


Lulz.

And how is rain on a wedding day "ironic"?  It's just a crappy situation.
 
2021-09-16 11:03:55 AM  
Nature isn't a them park. There isn't a Starbucks around every corner and there is no water in a desert (for the most part) except what you bring with you.
 
2021-09-16 11:08:02 AM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Nature isn't a them park. There isn't a Starbucks around every corner and there is no water in a desert (for the most part) except what you bring with you.


Good....f*ck Starbucks.
 
2021-09-16 11:08:10 AM  
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2021-09-16 11:09:05 AM  
Mojave is full of open holes that just need to be filled in!
 
2021-09-16 11:09:44 AM  
Theme park is what I meant to type. LOL

I guess it is a "them" park.
 
2021-09-16 11:10:03 AM  

The_Sponge: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Nature isn't a them park. There isn't a Starbucks around every corner and there is no water in a desert (for the most part) except what you bring with you.

Good....f*ck Starbucks.


Not the point, but OK.
 
2021-09-16 11:12:02 AM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: The_Sponge: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Nature isn't a them park. There isn't a Starbucks around every corner and there is no water in a desert (for the most part) except what you bring with you.

Good....f*ck Starbucks.

Not the point, but OK.


I know...it's just something I have to say on occasion.
 
2021-09-16 11:12:05 AM  
Authorities determined Berczi-Tomscanyi died from a traumatic fall but are still investigating what led up to it.

Gravity?
 
2021-09-16 11:17:24 AM  

HailRobonia: Whenever I see a show or movie where someone digs a hole in the woods to hide a body, I want to know how the fark they manage to do that in under 4 hours. I've done a fair amount of landscaping in my yard with just a couple large trees nearby but every time I dig a hole to plant a bush or whatever I hit so many roots and rocks it takes forever.

Those body-hiding criminals should be let out on work-release to help with landscaping!


The Mythbusters did body disposal on one of their Halloween specials, it took Jamie Hyneman two hours to dig a shallow (2 foot deep) grave.

Dead Body Olympics | MythBusters
Youtube TyWnxMyXf2c
 
2021-09-16 11:18:03 AM  

stuffy: Authorities determined Berczi-Tomscanyi died from a traumatic fall but are still investigating what led up to it.

Gravity?


A dramatic scream.
 
2021-09-16 11:21:59 AM  

HailRobonia: Whenever I see a show or movie where someone digs a hole in the woods to hide a body, I want to know how the fark they manage to do that in under 4 hours. I've done a fair amount of landscaping in my yard with just a couple large trees nearby but every time I dig a hole to plant a bush or whatever I hit so many roots and rocks it takes forever.

Those body-hiding criminals should be let out on work-release to help with landscaping!


It's not like planting a shrub! You don't ask how it's gonna look in 5 years 🪦
 
2021-09-16 11:26:47 AM  
Was hiking the South rim a few years back.  There were some ranger types just off the trail with binoculars.  Asked them what they were looking at.  Indication was possibly a body, they seemed to accept it as part of the normal happenings at the Canyon.

Seem to recall a missing person flyer up also for someone.  It's a big place, easy to fall in
 
2021-09-16 11:30:59 AM  

Tom-Servo: Have a body, leave a body. Need a body, take a body.


Wilson Pickett - Everybody Needs Somebody to Love
Youtube qRRdhY5jOBE
 
2021-09-16 11:40:04 AM  

The_Sponge: Singleballtheory: The_Sponge: [Fark user image image 425x234]

I've often thought burying bodies was a lot like rain on your wedding day.

Sorry... like RaaAAAIIIIIIIAAINNNN.

Lulz.

And how is rain on a wedding day "ironic"?  It's just a crappy situation.


It's just a crappy situation, much like finding two bodies instead of one. Ironic doesn't mean unexpected. It means something happened that is the opposite of what's expected. Like a rescuer or recovery worker getting lost or killed.
 
2021-09-16 11:43:58 AM  
It's called "serendippity".

I guess.
 
2021-09-16 11:47:03 AM  

Geotpf: I'm reminded of the "Death Valley Germans".  Mental note: Do not take a "shortcut" through Death Valley in a 1996 Plymouth Voyager minivan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Va​lley_Germans


No problem. All 1996 Plymouths are paperweights by now anyways.
 
2021-09-16 11:56:35 AM  
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2021-09-16 12:20:39 PM  
I helped the owner of the place I ran do alot of house remodeling. I didn't know any better.

I dug out 5 window wells. Horrible. I don't remember how long it took, many days. It was on the bench of the Wasatch mountains and rocky as fark.
 
2021-09-16 12:26:35 PM  

Dinodork: Geotpf: I'm reminded of the "Death Valley Germans".  Mental note: Do not take a "shortcut" through Death Valley in a 1996 Plymouth Voyager minivan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Va​lley_Germans

No problem. All 1996 Plymouths are paperweights by now anyways.


And thank our stars for it. I'm sure they're out there but I've personally never encountered a crappier vehicle than the Plymouth Voyager.

/ Insert Star Trek jokes at will.
// Should that be 'Engage'?
/// Never really watched that iteration.
 
2021-09-16 12:32:19 PM  

Tom-Servo: Have a body, leave a body. Need a body, take a body.


Comin' thro' the rye?
 
2021-09-16 12:58:39 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Dinodork: Geotpf: I'm reminded of the "Death Valley Germans".  Mental note: Do not take a "shortcut" through Death Valley in a 1996 Plymouth Voyager minivan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Va​lley_Germans

No problem. All 1996 Plymouths are paperweights by now anyways.

And thank our stars for it. I'm sure they're out there but I've personally never encountered a crappier vehicle than the Plymouth Voyager.

/ Insert Star Trek jokes at will.
// Should that be 'Engage'?
/// Never really watched that iteration.


....try a Ford Aerostar
 
2021-09-16 1:43:12 PM  
 
2021-09-16 2:01:27 PM  
Umm, that would be incompetence.
 
2021-09-16 2:05:19 PM  

The_Sponge: Singleballtheory: The_Sponge: [Fark user image image 425x234]

I've often thought burying bodies was a lot like rain on your wedding day.

Sorry... like RaaAAAIIIIIIIAAINNNN.

Lulz.

And how is rain on a wedding day "ironic"?  It's just a crappy situation.


Some people expect the most beautiful day of their lives. Then there's the husbands.
 
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