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(Marketwatch)   My deadbeat dad arrived at my brother's Communion coked up and even punched the cab driver. Should I thank him for leaving the hookers at home or be mad he didn't offer me a bump?   (marketwatch.com) divider line
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288 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 16 Sep 2021 at 10:35 AM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-16 10:52:42 AM  
Offer you a bump?It's your brother's communion!
 
2021-09-16 11:00:00 AM  
MarketWatch: We're Not Prudie, But We're Trying! ©


So given the circumstance here, I'm going to have to immediately throw out the advice of  "Fark the dad" - first because it's your dad, and that's pretty gross. Second, because you'd probably catch something. Third, because he's already pretty well farked himself.

In regards to your worries of having to pay anything for him, rest assured, you should not - but be sure you have no relationship with him whatsoever and keep an eye on your credit report (might want to even freeze your credit, since it's likely he has all your info).  Do not speak with him, even to tell him to fark off. Do not accept gifts. Do not expect to receive anything from his estate (though it sounds like that's already guaranteed to be nothing more than a stack of IOUs).

Once that's out of the way, go fark your significant other. It has nothing to do with the rest of this, it's just a nice activity you can do together. Maybe try butt stuff? Assuming you're both into it, of course.
 
2021-09-16 11:23:21 AM  
Did he punch the cabby because of something to do with butt sex?

/if it's not part of the solution it's part of the problem.
 
2021-09-16 11:25:34 AM  
Are you sure it was coke?
 
2021-09-16 11:38:28 AM  
Take out an ad in the local classified section saying your name and your father's name and that you are publicly disowning him and have nothing to do with him or any debts he owes, nor do you want any of his property or debts once he dies.  Then keep a copy of said paper to show anyone who comes knocking.  Repeat annually.
 
2021-09-16 12:20:33 PM  
Chris? Chris Titus?
 
2021-09-16 1:17:41 PM  

Only You Can See This: Take out an ad in the local classified section saying your name and your father's name and that you are publicly disowning him and have nothing to do with him or any debts he owes, nor do you want any of his property or debts once he dies.  Then keep a copy of said paper to show anyone who comes knocking.  Repeat annually.


You will need to do that both in your stated residence and his (if you know it).
 
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