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(SFGate)   Dozens in Putin's inner circle show weakness giving him the inner strength to isolate and grow   (sfgate.com) divider line
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2021-09-16 4:09:42 PM  
Oh no. Anyway...
 
2021-09-16 8:21:31 PM  
I am beginning to think their vaccine is not that effective....
 
2021-09-16 8:22:41 PM  
Isn't this the same thing that happened to TFG last year?
 
2021-09-16 8:23:40 PM  
Just drink some hand sanitizer, they were planning to do that anyway.
 
2021-09-16 8:25:05 PM  
Corpse Stalin 2: Electric Buggalo?
 
2021-09-16 8:25:26 PM  

No1farker: I am beginning to think their vaccine is not that effective....


You'd hope they'd be smart enough to not take the russian vaccine
 
2021-09-16 8:25:45 PM  
Wow. Okay. What's for dinner / on TV / what color are your socks?
 
2021-09-16 8:33:38 PM  

atomic-age: Wow. Okay. What's for dinner / on TV / what color are your socks?


I need to do laundry later so I grabbed my last pair of socks. Worn them all day can't tell you the color . But, the right one is pretty stiff.
 
2021-09-16 8:34:05 PM  
Vladimir Putin is smoking crack and "researching" tracksuit porn.
 
2021-09-16 8:50:12 PM  
Regimen not regime. I know it's hard to talk about Russia without using the word but Republicans are the isolation regime. Probably the fault of a stupid computer. I blame the machines.
 
2021-09-16 9:08:34 PM  

andrewagill: No1farker: I am beginning to think their vaccine is not that effective....

You'd hope they'd be smart enough to not take the russian vaccine


Sputnik 5 is supposed to be 90% or better.  Better than J&J, less than Moderna and Pfizer and a damn sight better than Sinovac
 
2021-09-16 9:17:56 PM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: andrewagill: No1farker: I am beginning to think their vaccine is not that effective....

You'd hope they'd be smart enough to not take the russian vaccine

Sputnik 5 is supposed to be 90% or better.  Better than J&J, less than Moderna and Pfizer and a damn sight better than Sinovac


It's a joke about Russian propaganda, but Sputnik 5 is probably fine.
 
2021-09-16 9:22:17 PM  
But the virus is nothing to be afraid of, right Vlad?

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2021-09-16 9:27:43 PM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: But the virus is nothing to be afraid of, right Vlad?

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File photo from tracksuit pornography film shoot in psychological gulag.
 
2021-09-16 9:53:35 PM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: But the virus is nothing to be afraid of, right Vlad?

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Here's what I don't get:

The only points you realistically have to worry about the virus using to infect you are the tear ducts, nose and mouth.

A rubber seal N100 respirator and swim goggles are enough, assuming you don't just have patients cough on your hands before using them to eat.
 
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2021-09-16 9:56:39 PM  

erik-k: Hills-Sachs_Legion: But the virus is nothing to be afraid of, right Vlad?

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Here's what I don't get:

The only points you realistically have to worry about the virus using to infect you are the tear ducts, nose and mouth.

A rubber seal N100 respirator and swim goggles are enough, assuming you don't just have patients cough on your hands before using them to eat.


I would guess that Putin is phobic about illness. Agreed that is serious overkill for covid.

After all, a virus isn't an opponent he can have quietly murdered. So it probably scares him more than most things.
 
2021-09-16 9:58:04 PM  

erik-k: Hills-Sachs_Legion: But the virus is nothing to be afraid of, right Vlad?

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Here's what I don't get:

The only points you realistically have to worry about the virus using to infect you are the tear ducts, nose and mouth.

A rubber seal N100 respirator and swim goggles are enough, assuming you don't just have patients cough on your hands before using them to eat.


Autocrats are, to a person, terrified of physical trauma.

A mask would keep him safe, but it wouldn't help the fear he has.
 
2021-09-16 10:05:41 PM  

andrewagill: erik-k: Hills-Sachs_Legion: But the virus is nothing to be afraid of, right Vlad?

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Here's what I don't get:

The only points you realistically have to worry about the virus using to infect you are the tear ducts, nose and mouth.

A rubber seal N100 respirator and swim goggles are enough, assuming you don't just have patients cough on your hands before using them to eat.

Autocrats are, to a person, terrified of physical trauma.

A mask would keep him safe, but it wouldn't help the fear he has.


Vladimir Putin never gets laid.

All women are Western Spies.
 
2021-09-16 10:49:39 PM  

Purple_Urkle: andrewagill: erik-k: Hills-Sachs_Legion: But the virus is nothing to be afraid of, right Vlad?

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Here's what I don't get:

The only points you realistically have to worry about the virus using to infect you are the tear ducts, nose and mouth.

A rubber seal N100 respirator and swim goggles are enough, assuming you don't just have patients cough on your hands before using them to eat.

Autocrats are, to a person, terrified of physical trauma.

A mask would keep him safe, but it wouldn't help the fear he has.

Vladimir Putin never gets laid.

All women are Western Spies.


"Я отрицаю им свою сущность!"
 
2021-09-16 10:55:40 PM  

andrewagill: No1farker: I am beginning to think their vaccine is not that effective....

You'd hope they'd be smart enough to not take the russian vaccine


Two-thirds of Russian doctors refuse to take the Russian vaccine, so that is how that is going... 🤔
 
2021-09-16 10:58:19 PM  

Purple_Urkle: andrewagill: erik-k: Hills-Sachs_Legion: But the virus is nothing to be afraid of, right Vlad?

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Here's what I don't get:

The only points you realistically have to worry about the virus using to infect you are the tear ducts, nose and mouth.

A rubber seal N100 respirator and swim goggles are enough, assuming you don't just have patients cough on your hands before using them to eat.

Autocrats are, to a person, terrified of physical trauma.

A mask would keep him safe, but it wouldn't help the fear he has.

Vladimir Putin never gets laid.

All women are Western Spies.


Well, that's the rumor anyways, that Vladimir likes them *he* and young...
 
2021-09-17 1:06:45 AM  
Putin is scared and doing what every dictator does when they get scared: Eliminating those closest to him and, likewise, in the best position to replace him.
 
2021-09-17 1:38:54 AM  

refudiate: Purple_Urkle: andrewagill: erik-k: Hills-Sachs_Legion: But the virus is nothing to be afraid of, right Vlad?

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Here's what I don't get:

The only points you realistically have to worry about the virus using to infect you are the tear ducts, nose and mouth.

A rubber seal N100 respirator and swim goggles are enough, assuming you don't just have patients cough on your hands before using them to eat.

Autocrats are, to a person, terrified of physical trauma.

A mask would keep him safe, but it wouldn't help the fear he has.

Vladimir Putin never gets laid.

All women are Western Spies.

Well, that's the rumor anyways, that Vladimir likes them *he* and young...


Pretty sure the last time Putin dipped his wick was 2018 at Helsinki.
 
2021-09-17 8:00:55 AM  
I think an isolation tank with some DMT or shrooms would do Putin some good.

//Rogan is a douche
 
2021-09-17 8:25:40 AM  
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