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2021-09-15 11:49:47 PM  
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2021-09-16 12:01:26 AM  
Q: What kind of doctor was Dr. Pepper?
A: A fizz-isist
 
2021-09-16 12:16:05 AM  
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2021-09-16 3:38:02 AM  
What did the veterinarian give to the sick bird?


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2021-09-16 3:50:15 AM  

west.la.lawyer: What did the veterinarian give to the sick bird?


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What was the illness he tweeted?

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Chirpees
 
2021-09-16 6:29:45 AM  
If you're an exhibitionist and you're still doing it, doesn't that just make you a hibitionist?
 
2021-09-16 6:42:58 AM  
I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
 
2021-09-16 7:58:50 AM  
Iowa and Wisconsin were very angry with each other, but over time they sheathed their emotions, and began to live in hominy.
 
2021-09-16 8:40:15 AM  
I got a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It's shift work!
 
2021-09-16 8:57:38 AM  
For that headline joke, subby:

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2021-09-16 9:42:53 AM  

dodecahedron: west.la.lawyer: What did the veterinarian give to the sick bird?


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What did he call the condition when mother bird was pregnant?


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Eggs in ma.
 
2021-09-16 9:55:06 AM  
What has eight legs and eight eyes?
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Nope, eight pirates.
 
2021-09-16 10:41:37 AM  
A science teacher decided to conduct an experiment to show his students the benefits of a healthy lifestyle. He took four jam jars. In jar one he put cigarette smoke. In jar two, alcohol. In jar three junk food and in jar four good clean dirt. He then put an earthworm into each jar, sealed them and put them in a cupboard.

At the end of a week he took the jars out and showed them to the students, saying. "Look, the worm in the cigarette smoke is dead, the worm in the alcohol is dead, and the worm in the junk food is dead. However, the worm in the dirt is alive and well. What do we learn from this?"

One young student put up his hand and said, "If we smoke, drink alcohol and eat junk food, we won't get worms."
 
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2021-09-16 11:40:10 AM  
Yesterday I forgot to thaw the meat before cooking it on the BBQ.

It was a missed steak.
 
2021-09-16 11:43:05 AM  
RIP Norm MacDonald


Norm Macdonald Tells The Most Convoluted Joke Ever - CONAN on TBS
Youtube n3LMSflEN54


//Jacques DeGatineau
 
2021-09-16 12:58:32 PM  
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2021-09-16 1:22:04 PM  
When is ok to wear a boat on your head?


When it's cap-sized!
 
2021-09-16 2:18:21 PM  
What is the difference between a mailbox and a hippopotamus?
Well, I'd you don't know, maybe I should have somebody else mail my letters.
 
2021-09-16 4:13:14 PM  
There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator but only a fraction of you will think this is funny.
 
2021-09-16 4:46:22 PM  
How do you make antifreeze?

Steal her pajamas.
 
2021-09-16 9:25:35 PM  
What is Miss Piggy's favorite karate move?
Answer: The Pork Chop

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2021-09-17 12:52:22 AM  
What are the stupidest weights in the gym? Dumbbells.
 
2021-09-17 3:57:26 AM  
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?  - hailing a taxicab.
 
2021-09-17 8:50:19 AM  
Two nuts walk into a bar.

One was assaulted.
 
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