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(   Most people try to avoid getting a ticket for driving while impaired. Then again, you could just drive around a police station parking lot flashing your high beams   ( divider line
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2021-09-16 4:47:16 AM  
Circling around DUI in the police parking lot is tempting fate. But a few of us learned as teenagers after being picked up drinking in the usual teen spots that the one place they'd never look for us was parked in the last row of the police parking lot, just out of view of their cameras. (We'd noticed that camera shortcoming passing through the station after being picked up and seeing their monitors.)

It was fun to sit there drinking without hassles, seeing our friends brought in that they'd picked up at the usual teen spots. The cops not going into "cop mode" and looking at anything until they got out on the main street.
2021-09-16 5:01:17 AM  
Well that wasn't very bright of them
2021-09-16 5:15:09 AM  
Are "high beams" a euphemism?
2021-09-16 6:01:58 AM  
Uncle Bob?
2021-09-16 7:47:35 AM  
I haven't drank in over 20 years but I definitely remember that some of the most odd and possibly stupid things seem like the best idea you've ever had while you're drunk.
2021-09-16 7:59:39 AM  
Back in the 90's, St. Louis police opened a new station in north city.  It had a speaker box in the driveway.  Some drunk pulled up one morning and started ordering breakfast.  He got arrested.

Since the big thing in radio back then were the shock jocks, some radio clown went down there and did the same thing.  Turned out, he had an out of state warrant and got himself arrested.
2021-09-16 8:18:55 AM  
Ah, Whitby.  A fun town.

Good news, it wasn't any of my kids.

Bad news, it wasn't my daughters' ex-
2021-09-16 9:21:53 AM  
Eventually the Cadillac was boxed in and stopped by two cruisers. The motorist, who wasn't identified, was arrested for impaired driving.

An "unidentifed" rule breaker in a police parking lot.  Did they greet him by his first name and rank without seeing any ID?
2021-09-17 2:24:45 AM  
That is some great trolling, you have to admit.

He brought them donuts...
2021-09-17 11:28:06 AM  
ICYMI - "Editor's Note: This story has been edited to reflect the fact no charges were laid in the incident."

I mean - WTH?!?! Trigger happy on the tweeting?
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