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4666 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Sep 2021 at 5:55 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-16 6:01:03 AM  
Chuckled sensibly
 
2021-09-16 6:01:50 AM  
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2021-09-16 6:03:18 AM  
It's like déjà vu.  I said exactly the same thing yesterday.

/ not kidding
 
2021-09-16 6:06:31 AM  
Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.

Agreed with the f*ckity f*ck sentiment.

I'm getting tired of the anti vax moronathon too.
 
2021-09-16 6:08:10 AM  
Objection!  Piranha are freshwater fish and can't survive in the ocean.  She needs to change it to barracuda.
 
2021-09-16 6:10:13 AM  
You're being a big farking baby with a huge diaper full of farking diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent farking kid could wind up killing them or someone else. fark you, you farking selfish farking shiat-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you farking fark-knob with two farks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be.

/just wanted to see how the filter handles it.
 
2021-09-16 6:13:06 AM  

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: /just wanted to see how the filter handles it.


Pretty well, apparently. :)
 
2021-09-16 6:16:48 AM  
Every last word. Also all the f*cks.
 
2021-09-16 6:20:31 AM  
Finally. Someone put into writing what we've all been saying and thinking.
 
2021-09-16 6:22:37 AM  
But dat incivility tho
 
2021-09-16 6:23:22 AM  
Someone somewhere has no farks to give, and the field in which they grow their farks is barren...

And then there is this writer.

Really is farking feast or farking famine in this world
 
2021-09-16 6:28:12 AM  
All your farks belong to us.
 
2021-09-16 6:34:30 AM  
The whole point of strong cuss words is to make an extremely emphatic point. When every other word is "fark" for a whole page, you really quickly lose all emphasis and it's just another ignored hum in the background.

A long, emphatically worded essay that ENDED with "... so god farking damnit go get farking vaccinated right farking now for fark's sake, you farking farknut" would be much more impactful.
 
2021-09-16 6:34:46 AM  

GlamrLama: All your farks belong to us.


Ok, I larfed hard at this.
 
2021-09-16 6:39:47 AM  

sniderman: GlamrLama: All your farks belong to us.

Ok, I larfed hard at this.


Somebody set up us the f-bomb.
 
2021-09-16 6:40:00 AM  

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: You're being a big farking baby with a huge diaper full of farking diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent farking kid could wind up killing them or someone else. fark you, you farking selfish farking shiat-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you farking fark-knob with two farks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be.

/just wanted to see how the filter handles it.


I legit lol'ed at ass-caterpillar.
 
2021-09-16 6:41:20 AM  

erik-k: The whole point of strong cuss words is to make an extremely emphatic point. When every other word is "fark" for a whole page, you really quickly lose all emphasis and it's just another ignored hum in the background.

A long, emphatically worded essay that ENDED with "... so god farking damnit go get farking vaccinated right farking now for fark's sake, you farking farknut" would be much more impactful.


Nope, this was perfect.
 
2021-09-16 6:51:51 AM  

gremlin79: Objection!  Piranha are freshwater fish and can't survive in the ocean.  She needs to change it to barracuda.


Lol, first thing I thought...

/good rant, otherwise
 
2021-09-16 6:56:53 AM  
Welp, field's harvested and barren again....
 
2021-09-16 7:05:49 AM  
I sent to my best friend, who lives very far away from me on a Reservation that is closed to the public...she smokes a lot of pot, is over 65 years old and pretty much has the "whatever doesn't kill me, makes me stronger" mentality (which I love) and refuses to get vaccinated even though most of the tribe HAS received the vaccine. I love you, Vivian! Get the farking vaccine!
 
2021-09-16 7:43:14 AM  

born_yesterday: But dat incivility tho


Allow me to be the first: So much for the tolerant left!
 
2021-09-16 7:46:10 AM  
Repeat, too.
 
2021-09-16 7:49:17 AM  
unredeemable ass-caterpillar

I'm not sure what that means, but I'm using it from now on.

But I was a little disappointed the author didn't include "miserable bowl of fark".
 
2021-09-16 7:52:04 AM  
<ctrl-f> f**k

115 results.

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2021-09-16 7:56:27 AM  
I was given a time out on a website for saying the same thing and calling them a plaguerat.  Apparently, I'm not sensitive enough to other people's choices.
 
2021-09-16 8:05:27 AM  

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: You're being a big farking baby with a huge diaper full of farking diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent farking kid could wind up killing them or someone else. fark you, you farking selfish farking shiat-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you farking fark-knob with two farks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be.

/just wanted to see how the filter handles it.


I like the 'poop' mixed in with all the farks, did she not want to offend any one and use 'piece of shiat'?
 
2021-09-16 8:07:51 AM  
she seems nice

/snerk
 
2021-09-16 8:11:03 AM  
Language seems appropriate for the context and circumstances...

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2021-09-16 8:12:12 AM  
Roy Kent farking approves.
 
2021-09-16 8:14:28 AM  

gremlin79: Objection!  Piranha are freshwater fish and can't survive in the ocean.  She needs to change it to barracuda.


Agrees with this post:

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2021-09-16 8:22:35 AM  
That sounds just like the other voice in my head.
 
2021-09-16 8:32:48 AM  
.Five thousand bucks a fark (NSFW language, obviously!)


Eric Idle- The FCC Song (Fuck The FCC)
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2021-09-16 8:40:47 AM  
Needed way more farks.
 
2021-09-16 8:42:40 AM  
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2021-09-16 8:51:41 AM  
"Strong message to follow."
 
2021-09-16 8:56:22 AM  
(potentially NSFW, lotsa effs as modifiers)

You know I went over to that page and didn't see one elf. *Puts glasses on* Oh. never mind.
 
2021-09-16 9:15:28 AM  

erik-k: The whole point of strong cuss words is to make an extremely emphatic point. When every other word is "fark" for a whole page, you really quickly lose all emphasis and it's just another ignored hum in the background.

A long, emphatically worded essay that ENDED with "... so god farking damnit go get farking vaccinated right farking now for fark's sake, you farking farknut" would be much more impactful.


Nah, restraint is fine, but sometimes you have to get Rococo with that shiat.
 
2021-09-16 9:32:29 AM  
She seems nice.  I like her.
 
2021-09-16 9:45:31 AM  

gremlin79: Objection!  Piranha are freshwater fish and can't survive in the ocean.  She needs to change it to barracuda.


That's the first thing I noticed. Otherwise, though, it's spot-on.

/ I farking love farking McSweeney's
 
2021-09-16 9:56:51 AM  
Don't beat around the bush.  Tell us what you really think.
 
2021-09-16 10:07:55 AM  
Tim Minchin need to adapt his Pope Song for the anti-vaxxers.

https://youtu.be/EFsZRQL6QdI
 
2021-09-16 10:09:28 AM  

petec: Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: You're being a big farking baby with a huge diaper full of farking diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent farking kid could wind up killing them or someone else. fark you, you farking selfish farking shiat-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you farking fark-knob with two farks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be.

/just wanted to see how the filter handles it.

I like the 'poop' mixed in with all the farks, did she not want to offend any one and use 'piece of shiat'?


Her wording made it more impactful to me as a lump of poo in a chest than the illiteral "piece of shiat" that could be anything.
 
2021-09-16 10:16:03 AM  

gremlin79: Objection!  Piranha are freshwater fish and can't survive in the ocean.  She needs to change it to barracuda.


But because of conservative recalcitrance, just like the Corona virus, piranha have mutated and are now tolerant of salt water.  The irony of religious conservatives becoming a major force for evolution is spectacular, but the increased diversification is appreciated during this man-made extinction event.  Nature, ah...ah... finds a way!
 
2021-09-16 10:19:14 AM  

erik-k: The whole point of strong cuss words is to make an extremely emphatic point. When every other word is "fark" for a whole page, you really quickly lose all emphasis and it's just another ignored hum in the background.

A long, emphatically worded essay that ENDED with "... so god farking damnit go get farking vaccinated right farking now for fark's sake, you farking farknut" would be much more impactful.


You're Dunning-Kruegering humor writing.
 
2021-09-16 10:51:23 AM  
Well I'm sure this changed a whole lot of minds.
 
2021-09-16 11:14:18 AM  

erik-k: The whole point of strong cuss words is to make an extremely emphatic point. When every other word is "fark" for a whole page, you really quickly lose all emphasis and it's just another ignored hum in the background.

A long, emphatically worded essay that ENDED with "... so god farking damnit go get farking vaccinated right farking now for fark's sake, you farking farknut" would be much more impactful.


Your farking concern has been farking noted.
 
2021-09-16 11:20:20 AM  
lotsa effs as modifiers

Story of my farking life these days.
 
2021-09-16 11:21:35 AM  

Green_Knight: Well I'm sure this changed a whole lot of minds.


...if you thought that's what this was for, you may have missed the point.

If anyone needs their "mind changed" at this stage, it's already too farking late for them.
 
2021-09-16 11:22:11 AM  
I swear to fark, it's like the word "catharsis" is no longer taught in schools...
 
2021-09-16 11:41:18 AM  

FormlessOne: Green_Knight: Well I'm sure this changed a whole lot of minds.

...if you thought that's what this was for, you may have missed the point.

If anyone needs their "mind changed" at this stage, it's already too farking late for them.


Of course not, its just more venting. I hope it made them feel better.
 
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