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(ABC 6 Providence)   Pawtucket man hospitalized after being stabbed in Woonsocket. For those not knowledgeable of human anatomy, the Woonsocket is where the Woon goes   (abc6.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Rhode Island, 27-year-old Sean McParlin, Second Avenue, Asylum Street apartment, 24-year-old Zachary Desrosiers, Providence, Rhode Island, Mason Street, Wednesday morning  
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2021-09-15 1:03:48 PM  
Good one Subby!
 
2021-09-15 1:41:52 PM  
Okay, this one got me.  Good jorb, Subby.
 
2021-09-15 3:10:14 PM  
I was assuming it's where the paw gets tucked.
 
2021-09-15 3:21:06 PM  
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2021-09-15 3:22:02 PM  
Rhode Island?   Was nothing happening in Delaware?
 
2021-09-15 3:22:16 PM  

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: I was assuming it's where the paw gets tucked.


Don't tell Nan.
 
2021-09-15 3:25:36 PM  

derpes_simplex: Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: I was assuming it's where the paw gets tucked.

Don't tell Nan.


I'm confused - Get Your Dick Out Of My Food brought up paw, in the story we have the man. You brought up Nan. What happened to the bucket?
 
2021-09-15 3:26:23 PM  
Lizzie Borden toon an ax, whacked her Dad in the Woonsocket. Seven times.
 
2021-09-15 3:27:05 PM  
I bet he's wicked pissed
 
2021-09-15 3:27:43 PM  
I bent my woon.  better than being stabbed.
 
2021-09-15 3:29:59 PM  
Was expecting poetry

There was an old man from Pawtucket ....
 
2021-09-15 3:31:48 PM  

mjjt: Was expecting poetry

There was an old man from Pawtucket ....


Who got himself stabbed in Woonsucket?
 
2021-09-15 3:32:23 PM  
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2021-09-15 3:32:26 PM  

eKonk: derpes_simplex: Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: I was assuming it's where the paw gets tucked.

Don't tell Nan.

I'm confused - Get Your Dick Out Of My Food brought up paw, in the story we have the man. You brought up Nan. What happened to the bucket?


If the bucket is full of mashed potatoes then that's where you put your dick.

/the more you know
 
2021-09-15 3:33:02 PM  
I can figure out where the "Moonsocket" is, but the Woonsocket still has me baffled.
 
2021-09-15 3:34:32 PM  
The famous young men of Nantucket could not be reached for comment.
 
2021-09-15 3:36:33 PM  
Then where is THIS supposed to go?  My mom didn't raise me to rub fleeb on dinglebops for nothing. I suppose I can repurpose the schleem.
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2021-09-15 3:38:19 PM  
So was it an unsolicited poke in the woonsocket?

/or did he pay extra for it?
 
2021-09-15 3:39:07 PM  

Halfabee64: Then where is THIS supposed to go?  My mom didn't raise me to rub fleeb on dinglebops for nothing. I suppose I can repurpose the schleem.
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That looks like something you'd see sitting on the counter in the urologist's office.
 
2021-09-15 3:40:05 PM  
There was a young man from Woonsocket
 
2021-09-15 3:40:16 PM  
Travers was charged with obstruction after telling investigators that her boyfriend was not inside.

Seems pretty harsh. Perhaps her boyfriend is less-than-endowed in the downstairs department, therefore she could not feel his stabby little toothpick.
 
2021-09-15 3:40:51 PM  
Woon?   I only have Android.  Those Apple connectors are a mystery to me.
 
2021-09-15 3:41:32 PM  

AquaTatanka: I bent my woon.  better than being stabbed.


Ralph Wiggum understands your pain.
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2021-09-15 3:45:12 PM  

bughunter: Halfabee64: Then where is THIS supposed to go?  My mom didn't raise me to rub fleeb on dinglebops for nothing. I suppose I can repurpose the schleem.
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That looks like something you'd see sitting on the counter in the urologist's office.


Now THAT would be hilarious.
 
2021-09-15 3:52:17 PM  

Halfabee64: There was a young man from Woonsocket


Who liked to cut holes in his pockets
 
2021-09-15 3:55:08 PM  

DOCTORD000M: Halfabee64: There was a young man from Woonsocket

Who liked to cut holes in his pockets


He'd grab his own rocket...
 
2021-09-15 3:56:52 PM  

Halfabee64: Then where is THIS supposed to go?  My mom didn't raise me to rub fleeb on dinglebops for nothing. I suppose I can repurpose the schleem.
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2021-09-15 4:08:59 PM  
It's pronounced Woon
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2021-09-15 4:08:59 PM  

Gyrfalcon: mjjt: Was expecting poetry

There was an old man from Pawtucket ....

Who got himself stabbed in Woonsucket?


He went and jumped in the air,
Full of dispair,
But landed in a waterfull bucket.
 
2021-09-15 4:14:35 PM  
Woonsocket is a hive of scum and villainy.
 
2021-09-15 4:14:52 PM  
FTA: McParlin was transported to Rhode Island Hospital, but was still able to identify the person who had stabbed him, 24-year-old Zachary Desrosiers, of Woonsocket.

Desroisers was seen fleeing the scene toward his Asylum Street apartment.


Well the perpetrator is living in the right place. Who just farking stabs somebody, honestly? A farking nutter, that's who.
 
2021-09-15 4:29:21 PM  
I am sure there are a lot of stabbings in the Pawtucket "the bucket" of Rhode Island.
Nothing in Olneyville?
 
2021-09-15 4:31:32 PM  

gbv23: Rhode Island?   Was nothing happening in Delaware?


Deleware is like 0.5 Rhode Islands.  Basically a rounding error.
 
2021-09-15 4:31:41 PM  
That's silly. Anywhere you've been woonded is a woonsocket.
 
2021-09-15 4:32:17 PM  

mjjt: Was expecting poetry

There was an old man from Pawtucket ....


Who moved to Worcester because of a better offer?
 
2021-09-15 4:37:29 PM  
Woonsocket is adjacent to Cumberland, making the border area Cumsocket.
 
2021-09-15 4:47:33 PM  
There once was a man from Pawtucket
who got stabbed in the stomach in Woonsocket.
And he got crabs on his balls
from subby's mom in Central Falls
while subby cried over cold chicken nuggets

/needs some work, like Rhode Island
 
2021-09-15 4:53:44 PM  

eKonk: derpes_simplex: Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: I was assuming it's where the paw gets tucked.

Don't tell Nan.

I'm confused - Get Your Dick Out Of My Food brought up paw, in the story we have the man. You brought up Nan. What happened to the bucket?


Some reports claim Pawtucket, but I've also heard Manhasset.
 
2021-09-15 4:54:10 PM  
Woon sock it to me!
 
2021-09-15 5:11:25 PM  

nothingyet: I am sure there are a lot of stabbings in the Pawtucket "the bucket" of Rhode Island.
Nothing in Olneyville?


Just the original NY System Hot Wieners shop. The "Hot Weenie Joint" to those of us who lived near Pawtucket.

/Went to school in Woonsocket too.
//It's pronounced WOON-Soc-Kay cos it's French
///and you best drive your cars there the side-by-each
 
2021-09-15 5:32:44 PM  
I do know a man who was stabbed in West Pennsyltucky.   (he wasn't so lucky)
 
2021-09-15 5:35:37 PM  
Throw me down the stairs my toque!
 
2021-09-15 5:51:12 PM  
I sincerely apologize for this one...

There once was a man from Pawtucket
Who liked to be stabbed in the Woonsocket
A suitor found themselves in distress
When he lifted up his dress
So he said "Next time, I will tuck it"
 
2021-09-15 7:33:06 PM  
There once was a man from Pawtucket,
His girl built just like Kirby Puckett.
They first met with glee,
At Foxy Lady,
But then he got stabbed in Woonsocket.
 
2021-09-15 10:59:58 PM  
I guffawed. +1
 
2021-09-16 2:56:09 PM  
Gotta love New England city names!

Still, won't be Intercourse or Blue Ball in Pennsylvania.
 
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