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(TMZ)   Allison Mack reports to prison. No word on how they'll her keep locked up when she can squeeze through bars by turning into liquid form   (tmz.com) divider line
    More: Followup, American film actors, Transamerica, star Allison Mack, FCI Dublin, prison term, count of racketeering, Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman  
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2021-09-15 1:30:51 PM  
Nice, Subby.
 
2021-09-15 1:43:04 PM  
Somebody saaaaaaaaaaaaave her.
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2021-09-15 2:05:50 PM  
She's changed a lot since that Nickelodeon show:

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2021-09-15 2:24:54 PM  
Mack Allison still on the run
/trying to catch the bus
 
2021-09-15 2:25:51 PM  
Allison said her loyalty to Raniere was "the biggest mistake and regret of my life."

I don't really buy it.
 
2021-09-15 2:34:24 PM  

Walker: Somebody saaaaaaaaaaaaave her.
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Thanks for the earworm. No, seriously, thank you. 
Cinderella - Somebody Save Me (Official Video)
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2021-09-15 2:35:09 PM  
Good. Maybe there's a shiv with her name on it inside.
 
2021-09-15 2:49:05 PM  
I wonder if she will write me back, and autograph her photo for me.
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2021-09-15 2:49:28 PM  
You knew the game and you still ended up on your back
Now ax yourself
Who's the Mack?
 
2021-09-15 2:53:05 PM  
Every 90s Commercial Ever (Uncensored)
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2021-09-15 2:57:44 PM  
When are they gonna arrest this whackjob?

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She's still in it 120%
 
2021-09-15 3:13:38 PM  
If you wanted to recruit me into a sex cult circa 2000, she would have been in my top 5 choices.

/I wasn't getting many offers.
 
2021-09-15 3:15:11 PM  

Bslim: When are they gonna arrest this whackjob?

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She's still in it 120%


Didn't she roll on the rest of them to stay out of jail?
 
2021-09-15 3:31:42 PM  
Directed by Jonathan Demme???!!

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2021-09-15 3:33:43 PM  

Bslim: When are they gonna arrest this whackjob?

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She's still in it 120%


She's been lucky so far. They only sentenced her to like 3 days of jail for shooting Boomer.

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2021-09-15 3:41:43 PM  

kdawg7736: Nice, Subby.


It took me quite a few mentions of this saga to realise that's now who it's about.
 
2021-09-15 3:49:00 PM  
She can report to my basement if the court will allow. I'd be sure she didn't leave for three years if that is also acceptable to the court.
 
2021-09-15 4:00:35 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Allison said her loyalty to Raniere was "the biggest mistake and regret of my life."

I don't really buy it.


She got a very light sentence because she's a women.
 
2021-09-15 4:10:09 PM  

Moroning: Bslim: When are they gonna arrest this whackjob?

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She's still in it 120%

Didn't she roll on the rest of them to stay out of jail?


I think she did the opposite, is still loyal to the leader and was actually married to Alison Mack until last year.
 
2021-09-15 4:11:49 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: Walker: Somebody saaaaaaaaaaaaave her.
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Thanks for the earworm. No, seriously, thank you. [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LUkqBRC1​zUA]


[Original Video] Brian Auger, Julie Driscoll Trinity - Save me.mpg.flv
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2021-09-15 4:14:06 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Moroning: Bslim: When are they gonna arrest this whackjob?

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She's still in it 120%

Didn't she roll on the rest of them to stay out of jail?

I think she did the opposite, is still loyal to the leader and was actually married to Alison Mack until last year.


Huh.  Maybe they think she's to mutters to get a guilty verdict
 
2021-09-15 4:15:41 PM  

Bslim: When are they gonna arrest this whackjob?

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She's still in it 120%


What the hell did she do...

A little google searching later...

...oh.
 
2021-09-15 4:36:16 PM  
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2021-09-15 6:19:55 PM  

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I never watched that show. A puddle? Wut? Why, who where?
 
2021-09-15 6:47:55 PM  

FarkingChas: milsasara: [Fark user image 258x180]

I never watched that show. A puddle? Wut? Why, who where?


The headline makes reference to The Secret World of Alex Mack, a tv show on Nickelodeon in the 90s.  The main character, Alex Mack, had special powers, including the power to turn into liquid form to escape harrowing situations like being locked behind bars.
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2021-09-15 7:15:13 PM  

milsasara: FarkingChas: milsasara: [Fark user image 258x180]

I never watched that show. A puddle? Wut? Why, who where?

The headline makes reference to The Secret World of Alex Mack, a tv show on Nickelodeon in the 90s.  The main character, Alex Mack, had special powers, including the power to turn into liquid form to escape harrowing situations like being locked behind bars.
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Thanks. I did find that the picture was about the Alex Mack show. But I did not know about her powers. I was thinking that show was more like Clarissa Explains ...
 
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2021-09-15 7:28:28 PM  

Moroning: Bslim: When are they gonna arrest this whackjob?

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She's still in it 120%

Didn't she roll on the rest of them to stay out of jail?


When they were all on the run in Mexico, she posted a picture of them on a beach to social media. Theen the cops showed up.
 
2021-09-15 7:34:12 PM  

FarkingChas: milsasara: FarkingChas: milsasara: [Fark user image 258x180]

I never watched that show. A puddle? Wut? Why, who where?

The headline makes reference to The Secret World of Alex Mack, a tv show on Nickelodeon in the 90s.  The main character, Alex Mack, had special powers, including the power to turn into liquid form to escape harrowing situations like being locked behind bars.
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Thanks. I did find that the picture was about the Alex Mack show. But I did not know about her powers. I was thinking that show was more like Clarissa Explains ...


We need a Clarissa reboot swimming with magic robots.
 
2021-09-15 8:35:19 PM  
Apparently, I have to do everything around here....

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/would definitely swim naked in her puddle, IYKWIMAITTYD
 
2021-09-15 9:01:38 PM  
Did she go to a club fed type prison?
 
2021-09-15 9:11:31 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Allison said her loyalty to Raniere was "the biggest mistake and regret of my life."

I don't really buy it.


She did divorce her wife, Cally from BSG, who is still loyal to the sex cult leader.
 
2021-09-15 9:41:08 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Apparently, I have to do everything around here....

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/would definitely swim naked in her puddle, IYKWIMAITTYD


Thank you sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman!
 
2021-09-15 11:54:06 PM  

rummonkey: Bslim: When are they gonna arrest this whackjob?

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She's still in it 120%

What the hell did she do...

A little google searching later...

...oh.


Apparently Kristin Kreuk who played Lana Lang on Smallville was the one who recruited her into the cult. Then Kreuk left when things got too freaky/crazed/whatever, but Mack stayed.
 
2021-09-16 12:18:40 AM  

whisper in the wind: Did she go to a club fed type prison?


Probably.
It's the same place Aunt Becky and the other college admissions cheat lady went.
They were there for a matter of days though.
 
2021-09-16 12:19:24 AM  

browneye: rummonkey: Bslim: When are they gonna arrest this whackjob?

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She's still in it 120%

What the hell did she do...

A little google searching later...

...oh.

Apparently Kristin Kreuk who played Lana Lang on Smallville was the one who recruited her into the cult. Then Kreuk left when things got too freaky/crazed/whatever, but Mack stayed.


Are you sure it's not the other way around on the recruitment?
 
2021-09-16 12:25:12 AM  

dsmith42: HotWingConspiracy: Allison said her loyalty to Raniere was "the biggest mistake and regret of my life."

I don't really buy it.

She did divorce her wife, Cally from BSG, who is still loyal to the sex cult leader.


Hope she doesn't go all Squeaky Fromme and try to kill someone famous or in power to prove her devotion to her "master".
 
2021-09-16 12:46:15 AM  

milsasara: FarkingChas: milsasara: [Fark user image 258x180]

I never watched that show. A puddle? Wut? Why, who where?

The headline makes reference to The Secret World of Alex Mack, a tv show on Nickelodeon in the 90s.  The main character, Alex Mack, had special powers, including the power to turn into liquid form to escape harrowing situations like being locked behind bars.
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Thank you. I was stumped on what the Terminator connection was.
 
2021-09-16 12:47:16 AM  

Trik: browneye: rummonkey: Bslim: When are they gonna arrest this whackjob?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x947]

She's still in it 120%

What the hell did she do...

A little google searching later...

...oh.

Apparently Kristin Kreuk who played Lana Lang on Smallville was the one who recruited her into the cult. Then Kreuk left when things got too freaky/crazed/whatever, but Mack stayed.

Are you sure it's not the other way around on the recruitment?


Not according to this.
 
2021-09-16 5:53:48 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Apparently, I have to do everything around here....

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/would definitely swim naked in her puddle, IYKWIMAITTYD


Damn.  She's aged well.
 
2021-09-16 7:45:16 AM  
I wonder if her going to prison was not just a master plan to have her in general population with vulnerable women to recruit even more women to the cult.  They go to a secret compound upon release and they stay in business.  If skinemax movies have taught me anything it's that every woman in prison looks like young Shannon Tweed and Pam Grier so it's going to be quite a crop.

/Remember, cults are like business ventures, it's all about successful branding.
 
2021-09-16 9:44:39 AM  

whisper in the wind: Did she go to a club fed type prison?


She went to a minimum security prison which is still, well, American prison. It's still a giant, ugly brick building in the middle of the desert surrounded by concertina wire and they still pack 3 inmates into a tiny cell with linoleum floors, the cheapest furniture and fixtures the 80s could offer but they have curtains.

However, it's not a hellhole that civilized countries would be embarrassed to be associated with so, I guess?

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2021-09-16 9:58:04 AM  

meanmutton: whisper in the wind: Did she go to a club fed type prison?

She went to a minimum security prison which is still, well, American prison. It's still a giant, ugly brick building in the middle of the desert surrounded by concertina wire and they still pack 3 inmates into a tiny cell with linoleum floors, the cheapest furniture and fixtures the 80s could offer but they have curtains.

However, it's not a hellhole that civilized countries would be embarrassed to be associated with so, I guess?

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Oh, and it still has a mandatory uniform, limited outside time to only after 4pm each day, mandatory slave labor, required "counts" where you need to stand by your neatly made bed 5 times a day in uniform, designated times to eat (breakfast is served from 5:30 am to 6:15 am and lunch is 10:45 am to noon), limited access to the Internet, monitored communication, no cell phones, limited ability to possess books or letters or magazines, strict prohibitions against sex or alcohol or tobacco or drugs, someone else making your medical decisions for you, must pay the prison system for the costs of holding you, strict restrictions on correspondence classes you can take (which, of course, you pay for on your own), and very limited ability to be released early for good behavior.
 
2021-09-16 10:14:27 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Apparently, I have to do everything around here....

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/would definitely swim naked in her puddle, IYKWIMAITTYD


That doesn't look like Allison Mack at all. Did I miss something?
 
2021-09-16 3:13:56 PM  

steve_wmn: RoyFokker'sGhost: Apparently, I have to do everything around here....

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/would definitely swim naked in her puddle, IYKWIMAITTYD

That doesn't look like Allison Mack at all. Did I miss something?


Yes. I am pretty sure this is an older Alex. Not in liquid form.
 
2021-09-16 4:39:33 PM  

meanmutton: meanmutton: whisper in the wind: Did she go to a club fed type prison?

She went to a minimum security prison which is still, well, American prison. It's still a giant, ugly brick building in the middle of the desert surrounded by concertina wire and they still pack 3 inmates into a tiny cell with linoleum floors, the cheapest furniture and fixtures the 80s could offer but they have curtains.

However, it's not a hellhole that civilized countries would be embarrassed to be associated with so, I guess?

[hips.hearstapps.com image 850x564]

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Oh, and it still has a mandatory uniform, limited outside time to only after 4pm each day, mandatory slave labor, required "counts" where you need to stand by your neatly made bed 5 times a day in uniform, designated times to eat (breakfast is served from 5:30 am to 6:15 am and lunch is 10:45 am to noon), limited access to the Internet, monitored communication, no cell phones, limited ability to possess books or letters or magazines, strict prohibitions against sex or alcohol or tobacco or drugs, someone else making your medical decisions for you, must pay the prison system for the costs of holding you, strict restrictions on correspondence classes you can take (which, of course, you pay for on your own), and very limited ability to be released early for good behavior.


but still not Federal Pound-Me-in-the-Ass prison.
 
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