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(NBC Washington)   Fugitives still on the loose in Maryland after escaping two weeks ago. The are dressed in black and white stripes, are unarmed, and considered dangerous to pet   (nbcwashington.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Prince George's County, Maryland, handful of zebras, Animal control, Upper Marlboro, Maryland, Congresswoman Eleanor Norton, wealthy breeder, Maryland, Jerry Holly  
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2021-09-15 12:35:07 PM  
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2021-09-15 1:47:12 PM  
Upper Marlboro is renowned for thumbing its nose at tradition.

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2021-09-15 3:31:49 PM  
Quick Joey Small?
 
2021-09-15 3:58:04 PM  
Jailbreak
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2021-09-15 4:44:57 PM  
Are they really hurting anything?
 
2021-09-15 9:41:06 PM  
I was going to post a pict of a woman with huge fake boobs, and joke about a Z bra. But in the interests of not offending our Amish viewers using their kerosene powered laptops, I will pass.

Use your imagination.

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2021-09-15 9:49:00 PM  
If you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zeb...hey waitafugginminute....
 
2021-09-16 12:55:44 AM  
They need to get a cowboy to come lasso them.
 
2021-09-16 1:00:34 AM  
Also, I just read about the two African servals escaping in Huntsville. Do we need to be worried about a Noah's Ark situation going down?!
 
2021-09-16 2:03:51 AM  

SuperLorie: Also, I just read about the two African servals escaping in Huntsville. Do we need to be worried about a Noah's Ark situation going down?!


No, we don't. Noah's Ark never happened
 
2021-09-16 9:24:04 AM  
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2021-09-16 8:27:33 PM  

SuperLorie: They need to get a cowboy to come lasso them.


Interestingly enough, one of the reasons that they were never domesticated is that they are supposedly very good at dodging a lariat. Also, they are mean as a snake and untamable. Unlike horses.
 
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