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(Stuff.co.nz)   Red Lightning sounds like a new superhero   (stuff.co.nz) divider line
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2021-09-15 12:22:04 PM  
So is Blue Meanie, Brown Bear, Black Bear, Purple Moose, etc....
 
2021-09-15 1:21:58 PM  
Hmmm, that is what I call my farts after eating beets.
 
2021-09-15 2:51:40 PM  
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2021-09-15 2:54:46 PM  
I used to drink this when visiting my grandparents in the 70s, so I'm getting a kick.
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2021-09-15 2:58:46 PM  

DRTFA: I used to drink this when visiting my grandparents in the 70s, so I'm getting a kick.
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That was great stuff.  You could really taste the Benzoate of Soda.
 
2021-09-15 2:59:28 PM  
"Red Lightning" is what I call the stuff that comes out of my butt after eating at Chipotle.
 
2021-09-15 3:01:29 PM  
He can leap over at least 9 double-wides in a single bound!
 
2021-09-15 3:09:36 PM  
pffft, I prefer......

george jones white lightning
Youtube 8E5WWX_40gs
 
2021-09-15 3:10:23 PM  
Knew a dude in high school who ate about a half sheet of that one day. Didn't see him around much after that.
 
2021-09-15 3:21:07 PM  
I had no idea that red lightning exists, but then it struck me.
 
2021-09-15 3:46:20 PM  
"...a unique weather event that creates red lightning bolts 50 kilometres above a storm, the same height as more than 13 Aoraki/Mt Cooks stacked up on one another."

Or 23,160 Shaquille O'neals.
 
2021-09-15 3:48:17 PM  
I had the guy who named the phenomena sprites) on my PhD committee. I also have a friend in Brazil who is one of the leading scientists in the field. She's looking for a job in the US so she can get out of Brazil. Message me if you know of any US jobs in atmospheric electricity that a foreigner can apply for.
 
2021-09-15 4:02:06 PM  
Sure subby... but it also sounds like a new STD...
 
2021-09-15 4:36:04 PM  

NotARocketScientist: I had the guy who named the phenomena sprites) on my PhD committee. I also have a friend in Brazil who is one of the leading scientists in the field. She's looking for a job in the US so she can get out of Brazil. Message me if you know of any US jobs in atmospheric electricity that a foreigner can apply for.


US Postmaster?
 
2021-09-15 4:42:11 PM  
That's the horse they shot in "The Killing"
 
2021-09-15 8:38:33 PM  
DC universe has Black Lightning and Red Tornado. So. Very close.
 
2021-09-15 9:45:52 PM  

NotARocketScientist: I had the guy who named the phenomena sprites) on my PhD committee. I also have a friend in Brazil who is one of the leading scientists in the field. She's looking for a job in the US so she can get out of Brazil. Message me if you know of any US jobs in atmospheric electricity that a foreigner can apply for.


Ummm... all of them?

/doesn't mean they'll get hired
 
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