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(NBC Washington)   DC Police will be "all hands on deck" for the weekend's upcoming Insurrection II: Traitor Boogaloo, because let's face it--a lot of terrorists in attendance will be first timers in DC and won't know the best ways to breach the Capitol   (nbcwashington.com) divider line
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2021-09-15 8:38:11 AM  
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please please please
 
2021-09-15 8:47:11 AM  

SpectroBoy: [images03.military.com image 850x566]

please please please


Blanks? No way.... no blanks, no warning shots.

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2021-09-15 8:54:36 AM  
They'll keep doing shiat like this until the movement leaders are held accountable. Unfortunately the DOJ has no interest in holding insurrection leadership accountable.
 
2021-09-15 8:57:01 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: They'll keep doing shiat like this until the movement leaders are held accountable. Unfortunately the DOJ has no interest in holding insurrection leadership accountable.


Or until it looks too dangerous for dummies to volunteer for the front line.

If the national guard guns a few down on national TV the rest of meal team 6 will go home and stay there.
 
2021-09-15 9:03:35 AM  
So if you have trouble locating a GOP congresscritter this week, it's probably a good bet that they're giving "tours"
 
2021-09-15 9:04:23 AM  
Bioterrorism is looking more and more attractive every day.
 
2021-09-15 9:05:01 AM  
Cops should be armed to the teeth and keep these terrorists in line.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2021-09-15 9:05:05 AM  
Honestly this will be a lot more of a 'die-hard trumper' meet than a protest and I get the feeling that this will blow over quickly as a) numbers will be about 10x lower than they planned for and b) no-one will have a clue what they are doing and they'll just mill around and get corralled by police.
 
2021-09-15 9:05:40 AM  

Snapper Carr: So if you have trouble locating a GOP congresscritter this week, it's probably a good bet that they're giving "tours"


Right, just like the Kent State shootings ended the anti-war protests.
 
2021-09-15 9:06:04 AM  

qorkfiend: Snapper Carr: So if you have trouble locating a GOP congresscritter this week, it's probably a good bet that they're giving "tours"

Right, just like the Kent State shootings ended the anti-war protests.


Whoops, wrong person quoted. Sorry.
 
2021-09-15 9:06:53 AM  
Wanna make sure this sh*t doesnt get repeated?

Have only Black cops and soldiers on duty.
 
2021-09-15 9:06:54 AM  

Xai: Honestly this will be a lot more of a 'die-hard trumper' meet than a protest and I get the feeling that this will blow over quickly as a) numbers will be about 10x lower than they planned for and b) no-one will have a clue what they are doing and they'll just mill around and get corralled by police.


Are you trying to say coddled?
 
2021-09-15 9:07:13 AM  

SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: They'll keep doing shiat like this until the movement leaders are held accountable. Unfortunately the DOJ has no interest in holding insurrection leadership accountable.

Or until it looks too dangerous for dummies to volunteer for the front line.

If the national guard guns a few down on national TV the rest of meal team 6 will go home and stay there.


Or, alternatively, it'll be their Kent State and they'll rally around their martyrs.

Tin soldiers and Biden's comin'...
 
2021-09-15 9:07:22 AM  
I have avoided DC for nearly thirty years. I think I'll avoid it again.
 
2021-09-15 9:07:22 AM  
... be a lot of surveillance and following traitors from that one. Probably not a good idea to go there.
 
2021-09-15 9:10:22 AM  

Xai: Honestly this will be a lot more of a 'die-hard trumper' meet than a protest and I get the feeling that this will blow over quickly as a) numbers will be about 10x lower than they planned for and b) no-one will have a clue what they are doing and they'll just mill around and get corralled by police.


Depends.  If saner heads can prevail upon the Tangerine twitter-twit to keep his yap shut during the protests, it will likely fizzle out and be peaceful.  He opens his mouth to speak, and there will be another insurrection.
 
2021-09-15 9:10:22 AM  

SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: They'll keep doing shiat like this until the movement leaders are held accountable. Unfortunately the DOJ has no interest in holding insurrection leadership accountable.

Or until it looks too dangerous for dummies to volunteer for the front line.

If the national guard guns a few down on national TV the rest of meal team 6 will go home and stay there.


At that point Meal Team 6 becomes an underground terrorist operation hitting soft targets with a few high risk attacks. The supporters will become ever more radicalized but afraid to act out except in words.

Due to conservative beliefs and actions America as a democracy is failing. By 2030 the US will be fundamentally different then the founders envisioned and republicans will have only themselves to blame. Congratulations republicans you will have achieved the goals of every enemy of America in your pursuit of power.
 
2021-09-15 9:10:37 AM  
1)  Don't underestimate the media savvy of street theater.

II)  The NG or LEOs shooting and/or killing a bunch of rioters would play right in to the right wing's hands politically.

C)  Antifa should put in an appearance just like the Trump truckers did during BLM protests.
 
2021-09-15 9:11:07 AM  
Bold prediction: no one will show up giving the other side images of brazen government overreach and waste. Somebody yesterday had the smart comment that, a failure to show or peaceful protest will also help to sell their narrative of 1/6. Face it, we're not getting a huge Lord of the Rings battle you all want to see.
 
2021-09-15 9:11:38 AM  

dothemath: Wanna make sure this sh*t doesnt get repeated?

Have only Black cops and soldiers on duty.


That's a good way to make sure the Nazis open fire on the cops.
 
2021-09-15 9:11:41 AM  

Xai: Honestly this will be a lot more of a 'die-hard trumper' meet than a protest and I get the feeling that this will blow over quickly as a) numbers will be about 10x lower than they planned for and b) no-one will have a clue what they are doing and they'll just mill around and get corralled by police.


Doesn't matter.  Send 1,000 national guard in full riot gear.  If one person takes one step over the line, tear gas the lot of 'em.

In other words, treat them like a black lives matter rally.
 
2021-09-15 9:11:54 AM  
Congress isn't in session from 9/18-10/10 so there won't be anyone home for their little rally.
 
2021-09-15 9:11:55 AM  

qorkfiend: Snapper Carr: So if you have trouble locating a GOP congresscritter this week, it's probably a good bet that they're giving "tours"

Right, just like the Kent State shootings ended the anti-war protests.


No, but killing Nazis ended the Nazi Germany.
 
2021-09-15 9:12:41 AM  
At that point Meal Team 6 becomes an underground terrorist operation hitting soft targets with a few high risk attacks. The supporters will become ever more radicalized but afraid to act out except in words.

Just set up a Texas style snitch line offering a cash reward for anyone remotely connected to these bozos.
 
2021-09-15 9:12:44 AM  
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2021-09-15 9:12:49 AM  
Great. . .wife and kids are going to DC to see Harry Styles Saturday.
 
2021-09-15 9:12:50 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: dothemath: Wanna make sure this sh*t doesnt get repeated?

Have only Black cops and soldiers on duty.

That's a good way to make sure the Nazis open fire on the cops.


Its a good way to make sure the cops actually do their job.

And maybe even enjoy it.
 
2021-09-15 9:13:39 AM  
My impression is that the goal of the hordes is fabricating a new Ashleigh Babbott pseudo-martyr scenario to further justify a victim complex. Someone is probably going to die and then they can spin whatever out of it
 
2021-09-15 9:15:44 AM  
I bet 10 people show up.
 
2021-09-15 9:16:19 AM  
Its awesome seeing liberals, who protest everything themselves, now calling anyone that protests against them "terrorists".

Conservatives in control: "All government is evil and fascist and we must protest against it! That's our right!"
Liberals in control: "All governement is good. Protests against it are terrorism and should be dealt with extreme prejudice!"
 
2021-09-15 9:17:00 AM  

phalamir: qorkfiend: Snapper Carr: So if you have trouble locating a GOP congresscritter this week, it's probably a good bet that they're giving "tours"

Right, just like the Kent State shootings ended the anti-war protests.

No, but killing Nazis ended the Nazi Germany.


No, invading and occupying Germany and removing the Nazi government ended Nazi Germany; the killing came afterwards. Additionally there were an enormous number of actual card-carrying Nazis that totally escaped any consequence, particularly in the Soviet-occupied areas.
 
2021-09-15 9:17:54 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Its awesome seeing liberals, who protest everything themselves, now calling anyone that protests against them "terrorists".

Conservatives in control: "All government is evil and fascist and we must protest against it! That's our right!"
Liberals in control: "All governement is good. Protests against it are terrorism and should be dealt with extreme prejudice!"


Yeah, all those time liberals smashed their way into the Capitol and tried to overthrow the government - I guess we can give these folks a pass.
 
2021-09-15 9:18:08 AM  
No negotiating.
No mercy.
Start shooting this time.
 
2021-09-15 9:18:18 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: They'll keep doing shiat like this until the movement leaders are held accountable. Unfortunately the DOJ has no interest in holding insurrection leadership accountable.


I'm guessing, with the increased presence, they'll skip playing another round of Honky Kong... this time.

That's also because the Sedition Caucus won't be out there, in full force, telling them to march on the Capitol (blah blah inciting terrorism) to stop the steal. No, they're going to hold them in reserve for 2022 or (more likely) 2024.
 
2021-09-15 9:18:48 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Its awesome seeing liberals, who protest everything themselves, now calling anyone that protests against them "terrorists".


I feel like it might have something to do with their last "protest" being a coup attempt run by domestic terrorists.

But maybe it's really your child-like understanding of the world. It could be that.
 
2021-09-15 9:19:15 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Its awesome seeing liberals, who protest everything themselves, now calling anyone that protests against them "terrorists".

Conservatives in control: "All government is evil and fascist and we must protest against it! That's our right!"
Liberals in control: "All governement is good. Protests against it are terrorism and should be dealt with extreme prejudice!"


Liberals are right and the fascist scum are wrong. It's quite simple.
 
2021-09-15 9:19:28 AM  

casual disregard: I have avoided DC for nearly thirty years. I think I'll avoid it again.


You're missing out. DC has some of the best restaurants in the country (not even talking about the fancy ones), featuring pretty much every culture's cuisine in the world. That's maybe a slight exaggeration, but not by much.

There's also a lot of history there (US history if you're into that sort of thing, sure, but get a tour of the U St neighborhood if you want some African American history. Also a good lesson in gentrification). The Smithsonian museums are free (for now...). You could film an entire horror movie in Rock Creek Park (or, like, hike it, but that's less fun) and no one would realize you're smack inside the most densely populated state place in the US.

If your entire view of DC is centered around the trash the rest of the country mails us biennially, you're missing out on the real DC.
 
2021-09-15 9:19:36 AM  
Remember traitors - Knives and machetes are your right to carry in DC!  When you can't carry a machete in a peaceful protest, the bad guys win!
 
2021-09-15 9:20:27 AM  
I'd like to offer some suggestions to help make sure the insurrectionists have the warmest of welcomes:

- Dig some punji pits with red hats and "Trump 2024" tees as bait
- Sprinkle lots of very sharp caltrops over the lawn
- Place bear traps along the walkways
- Put mulletted, red-hatted silhouettes on the windows to prevent insurrectionists from flying into the glass
- String tripwire at all gates and in all doorways and windows that set off gas grenades that smell like democracy
- Electrify all metal railings
- Replace all American flags with rainbow flags for the day

That should help slow them down at least.
 
2021-09-15 9:20:48 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Dick Gozinya: Its awesome seeing liberals, who protest everything themselves, now calling anyone that protests against them "terrorists".

I feel like it might have something to do with their last "protest" being a coup attempt run by domestic terrorists.

But maybe it's really your child-like understanding of the world. It could be that.


sojourner: Dick Gozinya: Its awesome seeing liberals, who protest everything themselves, now calling anyone that protests against them "terrorists".

Conservatives in control: "All government is evil and fascist and we must protest against it! That's our right!"
Liberals in control: "All governement is good. Protests against it are terrorism and should be dealt with extreme prejudice!"

Liberals are right and the fascist scum are wrong. It's quite simple.


I love you both so much. LOL
 
HFK
2021-09-15 9:21:51 AM  

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please please please

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2021-09-15 9:22:35 AM  

qorkfiend: phalamir: qorkfiend: Snapper Carr: So if you have trouble locating a GOP congresscritter this week, it's probably a good bet that they're giving "tours"

Right, just like the Kent State shootings ended the anti-war protests.

No, but killing Nazis ended the Nazi Germany.

No, invading and occupying Germany and removing the Nazi government ended Nazi Germany; the killing came afterwards. Additionally there were an enormous number of actual card-carrying Nazis that totally escaped any consequence, particularly in the Soviet-occupied areas.


Also note that in the USA, and even in Germany, there are still people who would gladly be card carrying Nazis today. Even banning the symbolism of the ideology, and making it illegal to talk about said ideology, did not stop the spread of the failed ideology in Germany.

The only thing that slows the spread of that failed ideology is regularly confronting/debating the followers in public. That's when you mock them for their adherence to an ideology that is a completely bankrupt failure.
 
2021-09-15 9:22:47 AM  

Dr Dreidel: casual disregard: I have avoided DC for nearly thirty years. I think I'll avoid it again.

You're missing out. DC has some of the best restaurants in the country (not even talking about the fancy ones), featuring pretty much every culture's cuisine in the world. That's maybe a slight exaggeration, but not by much.

There's also a lot of history there (US history if you're into that sort of thing, sure, but get a tour of the U St neighborhood if you want some African American history. Also a good lesson in gentrification). The Smithsonian museums are free (for now...). You could film an entire horror movie in Rock Creek Park (or, like, hike it, but that's less fun) and no one would realize you're smack inside the most densely populated state place in the US.

If your entire view of DC is centered around the trash the rest of the country mails us biennially, you're missing out on the real DC.


Not to mention the bar scene...man I miss DC.
 
2021-09-15 9:22:52 AM  

Dr Dreidel: casual disregard: I have avoided DC for nearly thirty years. I think I'll avoid it again.

You're missing out. DC has some of the best restaurants in the country (not even talking about the fancy ones), featuring pretty much every culture's cuisine in the world. That's maybe a slight exaggeration, but not by much.

There's also a lot of history there (US history if you're into that sort of thing, sure, but get a tour of the U St neighborhood if you want some African American history. Also a good lesson in gentrification). The Smithsonian museums are free (for now...). You could film an entire horror movie in Rock Creek Park (or, like, hike it, but that's less fun) and no one would realize you're smack inside the most densely populated state place in the US.

If your entire view of DC is centered around the trash the rest of the country mails us biennially, you're missing out on the real DC.


I live in a near place. I'm definitely not missing out.
 
2021-09-15 9:24:03 AM  
I would like to remind police that if they can kettle peaceful protestors, they can do it to these assholes as well and be sure that they know exactly who they are
 
2021-09-15 9:24:41 AM  
But BLM protests are Le Totes Kewl.
 
2021-09-15 9:25:15 AM  

Dick Gozinya: HotWingConspiracy: Dick Gozinya: Its awesome seeing liberals, who protest everything themselves, now calling anyone that protests against them "terrorists".

I feel like it might have something to do with their last "protest" being a coup attempt run by domestic terrorists.

But maybe it's really your child-like understanding of the world. It could be that.

sojourner: Dick Gozinya: Its awesome seeing liberals, who protest everything themselves, now calling anyone that protests against them "terrorists".

Conservatives in control: "All government is evil and fascist and we must protest against it! That's our right!"
Liberals in control: "All governement is good. Protests against it are terrorism and should be dealt with extreme prejudice!"

Liberals are right and the fascist scum are wrong. It's quite simple.

I love you both so much. LOL


Will you attend the anti-American terrorist rally?
 
2021-09-15 9:25:32 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Its awesome seeing liberals, who protest everything themselves, now calling anyone that protests against them "terrorists".

Conservatives in control: "All government is evil and fascist and we must protest against it! That's our right!"
Liberals in control: "All governement is good. Protests against it are terrorism and should be dealt with extreme prejudice!"


You are close to a coherent and logical thought, but you aren't quite there yet.  Keep trying, little guy, you might one day make a valid point that doesn't make you look like an idiot.
 
2021-09-15 9:26:29 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: SpectroBoy: AdmirableSnackbar: They'll keep doing shiat like this until the movement leaders are held accountable. Unfortunately the DOJ has no interest in holding insurrection leadership accountable.

Or until it looks too dangerous for dummies to volunteer for the front line.

If the national guard guns a few down on national TV the rest of meal team 6 will go home and stay there.

Or, alternatively, it'll be their Kent State and they'll rally around their martyrs.

Tin soldiers and Biden's comin'...


a) Good point

b) Nice riff on the song.
 
2021-09-15 9:27:02 AM  

Sabreace22: Bold prediction: no one will show up giving the other side images of brazen government overreach and waste. Somebody yesterday had the smart comment that, a failure to show or peaceful protest will also help to sell their narrative of 1/6. Face it, we're not getting a huge Lord of the Rings battle you all want to see.


Yes, I'm sure they'll all fall in line and behave. After all, it's not like Trump supporters are an overheated gang of uninformed, amped-up sh*t-heads who don't know how to control themselves, right?

/ fingers crossed for the Trumpanzee bloodbath
 
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