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(Jalopnik)   Bronco Raptor is not one of the greatest porn names ever (yet) but it is coming soon   (jalopnik.com) divider line
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2021-09-15 9:12:42 AM  
Holding out for a Bronco, Ranger or Maverick Lightning.
 
2021-09-15 9:14:44 AM  
Just what the world needs, an $80,000 Bronco...
 
2021-09-15 9:32:50 AM  

Great_Milenko: Just what the world needs, an $80,000 Bronco...


What the fark 😳
 
2021-09-15 10:00:12 AM  

TommyDeuce: Maverick Lightning


Now *that's* a good porn name.
 
2021-09-15 10:55:05 AM  
Ford should have released this before everyone with more dollars than sense ran out to buy every version of the Jeep Gladiator/Rubicon/Mojave/Molon Labe/SpartaKick/Overland/Massticular out there. Who then spent the rest of their money on lifts, winches, snorkel exhausts, door removal, deuce and a half style rims, giant tires, those lego looking gas cans, extra racks on the roof rack, and other assorted sundries. Those Jeeps make the accessories and parts my mother bought when she was into scrapbooking pale in comparison.

I suppose someone out there with an extra 'come and get it' or thin blue line flag sticker to place on their vehicle may look to drop 80K on this and another 20k on useless accessories.
 
2021-09-15 10:56:28 AM  
I look forward to YouTube videos of these getting hooned to pieces by bros.
 
2021-09-15 11:02:38 AM  
I think they stole it from Chuck Tingle.
 
2021-09-15 11:11:59 AM  
So they built a Land Rover? Why not just get a Land Rover if that's what you want?
 
2021-09-15 11:13:51 AM  
at least they brought back green as a color choice.
 
2021-09-15 11:20:03 AM  
What I really want.
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2021-09-15 11:37:56 AM  

i state your name: So they built a Land Rover? Why not just get a Land Rover if that's what you want?


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/Technically it's off-roading.
 
2021-09-15 12:27:45 PM  

Myk-House of El: i state your name: So they built a Land Rover? Why not just get a Land Rover if that's what you want?

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/Technically it's off-roading.


I've watched enough of TFL's videos about the Land Rover Defender they bought to not want a Land Rover if someone gave me one for free.

https://www.youtube.com/results?searc​h​_query=tfl+land+rover+defender
 
2021-09-15 12:35:20 PM  

amindtat: Myk-House of El: i state your name: So they built a Land Rover? Why not just get a Land Rover if that's what you want?

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/Technically it's off-roading.

I've watched enough of TFL's videos about the Land Rover Defender they bought to not want a Land Rover if someone gave me one for free.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search​_query=tfl+land+rover+defender


I'd take one for free.  Pretty certain I can find some sucker out here in the desert who'd buy it.
 
2021-09-15 2:26:00 PM  

TommyDeuce: Holding out for a Bronco, Ranger or Maverick Lightning.


The Maverick Lightning has a need, a need for speed
 
2021-09-15 3:06:09 PM  

i state your name: So they built a Land Rover? Why not just get a Land Rover if that's what you want?


Better electrics.
 
2021-09-15 4:04:59 PM  

QFarker: What I really want.
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That's a nice international scout.
 
2021-09-15 4:18:04 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: i state your name: So they built a Land Rover? Why not just get a Land Rover if that's what you want?

Better electrics.


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2021-09-15 8:34:01 PM  
Brock Tankthrust frowns on your porn name shenanigans.
 
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