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2021-09-15 7:26:15 AM  
It would be funnier if the kids ate all those beans and cook up a gas storm as a result.
 
2021-09-15 7:29:28 AM  
'Beaning' involves children smearing baked beans onto people's driveways, doors and cars - and, of course, filming it.

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2021-09-15 7:30:10 AM  
That site has more pop ups than a Geocities website.
 
2021-09-15 7:34:27 AM  
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2021-09-15 7:41:55 AM  
In one picture, four empty cans could be seen discarded near a doorstep studded with little orange beans

Will England survive!?!
 
2021-09-15 7:43:21 AM  

kdawg7736: It would be funnier if the kids ate all those beans and cook up a gas storm as a result.


It has bean *snert* foretold:
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2021-09-15 7:53:54 AM  
Oh, so that's where all the Grandma Brown's went.

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/if you know, you know
 
2021-09-15 7:56:17 AM  
Cheech and Chong - Mexican Americans / Beaners
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2021-09-15 7:58:00 AM  
What a buncha pussies.
Back in my day beaning woulda meant you hucked the can at another kid's head.
 
2021-09-15 8:01:56 AM  
"Beaning" involves being hit on the head with a baseball bat if you get caught dumping crap on people's cars, etc.
 
2021-09-15 8:03:13 AM  
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Rule 34
 
2021-09-15 8:03:45 AM  
If that had been all my middle school bullies had done I might be a regular person today.
 
2021-09-15 8:04:23 AM  
Pitchers still continue to do this all the time, subby!

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2021-09-15 8:04:38 AM  

MillionDollarMo: What a buncha pussies.
Back in my day beaning woulda meant you hucked the can at another kid's head.


We used to have Gat Wars where, during winter, we'd go steal golf carts from the local golf course and then drive around the course with pellet guns trying to shoot each other.

Always fun digging pellets out of your leg, or getting a friend to dig it out of your back.

No, i was not on the honor roll, why do you ask?
 
2021-09-15 8:05:23 AM  
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2021-09-15 8:05:58 AM  
Beans
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2021-09-15 8:07:31 AM  

casual disregard: If that had been all my middle school bullies had done I might be a regular person today.


Could be worse. You obviously haven't signed up for a total Fark account, so you have that to be proud of.
 
2021-09-15 8:07:44 AM  

NewportBarGuy: That site has more pop ups than a Geocities website.


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Oh, not too bad...
 
2021-09-15 8:08:38 AM  
personally, if they want to do something with all those beans, recreating the camp fire scene from Blazing Saddles should be a high priority.
 
2021-09-15 8:11:34 AM  
Toilet paper buying
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2021-09-15 8:15:25 AM  
When I was a kid, instead of TP, I'd use VCR tape from an old cassette. They'd fling super well, and unlike TP, you can't hose it down. And if you try and pull it, it just snaps. But it does look pretty fluttering in the wind.
 
2021-09-15 8:16:06 AM  
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2021-09-15 8:17:56 AM  

MythDragon: When I was a kid, instead of TP, I'd use VCR tape from an old cassette. They'd fling super well, and unlike TP, you can't hose it down. And if you try and pull it, it just snaps. But it does look pretty fluttering in the wind.


With the little context provided, I had to think about this one.


I was, at first, full of WTF
 
2021-09-15 8:18:38 AM  
Beans, beans, good for the heart.
Beans, beans, GREAT for the heart!
 
2021-09-15 8:25:40 AM  
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After a ten day hunting trip, while we were waiting for the plane to haul us out, we did some target shooting. I stuck a can of baked beans in the fork of a tree about thirty yards away with the lid facing back at us. When I shot it with the .270, I hit it dead center. I heard a squall from my brother who was standing behind me and slightly to my left. When I turned, he was down on the ground, holding his eye (I forget which eye - it was thirty years ago).

When the bullet entered the can, a bean must have lined up with the entry hole, and when the pressure built in the can, that bean shot back at us and pegged him.

No permanent damage, but my, how we laughed!

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2021-09-15 8:27:24 AM  
meanwhile, in Ethiopia...
 
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2021-09-15 8:27:34 AM  

NewportBarGuy: MillionDollarMo: What a buncha pussies.
Back in my day beaning woulda meant you hucked the can at another kid's head.

We used to have Gat Wars where, during winter, we'd go steal golf carts from the local golf course and then drive around the course with pellet guns trying to shoot each other.

Always fun digging pellets out of your leg, or getting a friend to dig it out of your back.

No, i was not on the honor roll, why do you ask?


We did bottle rocket wars, sans mobility. Still have a scar on my neck.

Childhood was fun. No idea how all of us made it to adulthood.
 
2021-09-15 8:31:50 AM  

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Excellent work. Came into the thread for these, leaving satisfied. +1 would read again
 
2021-09-15 8:35:11 AM  
Wanted for questioning.....

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2021-09-15 8:41:35 AM  

a_room_with_a_moose: [csb]

After a ten day hunting trip, while we were waiting for the plane to haul us out, we did some target shooting. I stuck a can of baked beans in the fork of a tree about thirty yards away with the lid facing back at us. When I shot it with the .270, I hit it dead center. I heard a squall from my brother who was standing behind me and slightly to my left. When I turned, he was down on the ground, holding his eye (I forget which eye - it was thirty years ago).

When the bullet entered the can, a bean must have lined up with the entry hole, and when the pressure built in the can, that bean shot back at us and pegged him.

No permanent damage, but my, how we laughed!

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I think for a moment there he probably thought that the bullet ricocheted back at him.
 
2021-09-15 8:42:40 AM  

MillionDollarMo: What a buncha pussies.
Back in my day beaning woulda meant you hucked the can at another kid's head.


That was my second though (and fear).

/my first thought was that this was an Onion article
 
2021-09-15 8:44:53 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: MythDragon: When I was a kid, instead of TP, I'd use VCR tape from an old cassette. They'd fling super well, and unlike TP, you can't hose it down. And if you try and pull it, it just snaps. But it does look pretty fluttering in the wind.

With the little context provided, I had to think about this one.


I was, at first, full of WTF


I see how that can be confusing.
No, not to wipe. To TP houses.
 
2021-09-15 8:46:11 AM  
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2021-09-15 8:46:45 AM  

namegoeshere: Oh, so that's where all the Grandma Brown's went.

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they're all stacked up in my pantry.
 
2021-09-15 8:52:47 AM  
Back in my day, "bean flicker" had a different meaning...
 
2021-09-15 9:01:00 AM  
How Memes Have Changed
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2021-09-15 9:04:08 AM  
New one at my kid's school is stealing soap dispensers from the bathrooms.

/Yay Tic-Tock
 
2021-09-15 9:09:06 AM  
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2021-09-15 9:16:48 AM  
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2021-09-15 9:24:27 AM  

NewportBarGuy: That site has more pop ups than a Geocities website.


That site gave my phone hepatitis.
 
2021-09-15 9:30:26 AM  
High power bean delivery.

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2021-09-15 9:32:25 AM  
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2021-09-15 9:35:11 AM  

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2021-09-15 9:49:30 AM  

MythDragon: IRestoreFurniture: MythDragon: When I was a kid, instead of TP, I'd use VCR tape from an old cassette. They'd fling super well, and unlike TP, you can't hose it down. And if you try and pull it, it just snaps. But it does look pretty fluttering in the wind.

With the little context provided, I had to think about this one.


I was, at first, full of WTF

I see how that can be confusing.
No, not to wipe. To TP houses.


yeah, I thought it must hurt.
 
2021-09-15 10:13:52 AM  

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Ann Margaret's finest work IMO

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2021-09-15 11:12:00 AM  

151: NewportBarGuy: MillionDollarMo: What a buncha pussies.
Back in my day beaning woulda meant you hucked the can at another kid's head.

We used to have Gat Wars where, during winter, we'd go steal golf carts from the local golf course and then drive around the course with pellet guns trying to shoot each other.

Always fun digging pellets out of your leg, or getting a friend to dig it out of your back.

No, i was not on the honor roll, why do you ask?

We did bottle rocket wars, sans mobility. Still have a scar on my neck.

Childhood was fun. No idea how all of us made it to adulthood.


You know those plastic tubes that go into golf bags? I duct taped a bunch of those together into a Gatling/bazooka that would shoot hundreds of bottle rockets at a time. We had wars in a cotton field, hiding behind the rows. Amazed I'm not blind. Ahhh, the 80s...
 
2021-09-15 11:13:54 AM  

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Excellent work. Came into the thread for these, leaving satisfied. +1 would read again


There is a disturbing lack of Ann Margaret in this thread.
 
2021-09-15 11:16:26 AM  

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Ann Margaret's finest work IMO

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There it is.
 
2021-09-15 11:27:24 AM  
Children are really pretty bad at coming up with pranks.
 
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