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(BBC-US)   After having the tumor kicked out of his colon, Pele says he's feeling great and getting back to his normal routine is his GOOOOOOOOOOAL   (bbc.com) divider line
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2021-09-15 11:34:47 AM  
The 80-year-old had surgery to remove a tumour from his colon at the Albert Einstein Hospital in Sao Paulo.

A hospital has room for this? Lucky Brazil.
 
2021-09-15 12:12:45 PM  
After having the tumor kicked out of his colon

How farking big was the tumor that you can kick it!?

/or for that matter, his bunghole!?
 
2021-09-15 12:14:49 PM  

Cafe Threads: The 80-year-old had surgery to remove a tumour from his colon at the Albert Einstein Hospital in Sao Paulo.

A hospital has room for this? Lucky Brazil.


there's always room for a Brazilian soccer god in a Brazilian hospital.
 
2021-09-15 12:16:09 PM  

Zik-Zak: After having the tumor kicked out of his colon

How farking big was the tumor that you can kick it!?

/or for that matter, his bunghole!?


maybe he got shushed by a librarian or something.

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2021-09-15 1:03:34 PM  
Pele was the best
Pele -Top 10 Impossible Goals Ever
Youtube WXg8P0u9W9I
 
2021-09-15 1:24:50 PM  
I'm pretty sure most folks who have gotten into soccer enough to have watched it consistently are to the point where it's somewhat like rubbing their ears on a cheese grater whenever anyone tries to imitate Andres Cantor's goal call.

At least it's that way for me now.
 
2021-09-15 9:25:57 PM  
I am an old man. I live in the United States. I do not follow soccer. Pele was so good that I know his full name, Edson Arantes do Nascimento, and have since I was a child.
 
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