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2021-09-15 7:28:05 AM  
Go ahead and fire them at America, we will send a thousand more back at you. And you know it.
 
2021-09-15 11:23:50 AM  
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Kinda hard to be scared of a guy whose fashion vibe is 80's lesbian stand up comic.
 
2021-09-15 11:29:50 AM  

kdawg7736: Go ahead and fire them at America, we will send a thousand more back at you. And you know it.


Glad people who think this is all about nuking America aren't the ones creating policy, yeesh dude this ain't some hollywood movie with a mustache twirling bad guy.  North Korea's nukes aren't there to nuke anyone, especially not in a first strike.  They are there to make dismantling North Korea's regime dangerous and full of uncertainty, even if its just the uncertainty of where the nukes would go if the government collapsed, and thus deter countries like South Korea or the US from taking actions that would destabilize them too much.

No one in North Korea actually wants to nuke the US, what are you crazy? They want to live.
 
2021-09-15 11:30:50 AM  
Oh go for it, I hate wearing a tie.
 
2021-09-15 11:33:24 AM  
Well, which one did it better?
 
2021-09-15 11:44:48 AM  
I still say, the photos of him, showing his "100 pound weight loss" are not him, but a
double.  Sister wants to run the country.  She's been running things for the last year
or two.  He either died, or, she "made him disappear".
 
2021-09-15 11:56:06 AM  
It doesn't look photoshopped

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2021-09-15 12:09:17 PM  

lolmao500: And you do know the US would lose a couple cities right? And North Korea aint gonna nuke Bumfark, Alabama... they'll be nuking DC, New York, San Diego, LA, Chicago...


Whoo-hoo! Yay 'flyover country'!

/y'all aint gettin' my stash of corned beef hash
 
2021-09-15 12:11:15 PM  

dothemath: [s.abcnews.com image 850x850]
Kinda hard to be scared of a guy whose fashion vibe is 80's lesbian stand up comic.


He doesn't look anything like Ellen Degeneres
 
2021-09-15 12:14:31 PM  

p51d007: I still say, the photos of him, showing his "100 pound weight loss" are not him, but a
double.  Sister wants to run the country.  She's been running things for the last year
or two.  He either died, or, she "made him disappear".


The professional paranoids in the S. Korea, and U.S., intel communities have run voice comparisons of the before and after for Little Flattop.
 
2021-09-15 12:17:52 PM  

lolmao500: kdawg7736: Go ahead and fire them at America, we will send a thousand more back at you. And you know it.

You do know those nukes have to go over Russias airspace right? And that with Russia's shiatty radars, they might think those nukes are heading for them right?

And you do know the US would lose a couple cities right? And North Korea aint gonna nuke Bumfark, Alabama... they'll be nuking DC, New York, San Diego, LA, Chicago...


No they don't. B-2's from Guam could do the trick, as could ballistic missile subs in the Pacific.
 
2021-09-15 12:22:22 PM  
Somebody warn the ocean!
 
2021-09-15 1:06:22 PM  

kdawg7736: Go ahead and fire them at America, we will send a thousand more back at you. And you know it.


Only if the retaliation is absolute and complete.  No winning hearts and minds.  No shock and awe.  No nation building.  Just total and absolute annihilation of north Korea.  No survivors.  No prisoners of war.  Total and complete destruction of the enemy.  Then, when the bombardment is over, we get to keep the land and resources.

If total and absolute annihilation is not on the table, then we do nothing.  Anything in between will fail.
 
2021-09-15 2:13:08 PM  
The article says it was Kim's sister that made the threats. Is she dressed up yet like one of those bad movie villains yet? Like kind you see on Stargate SG-1 yet? Do her eyes glow briefly now and then? One can hope these days for much more simpler and enjoyable evil then the home made Ya'll'qada plague rats I usually see everyday.
 
2021-09-15 2:20:50 PM  

2wolves: p51d007: I still say, the photos of him, showing his "100 pound weight loss" are not him, but a
double.  Sister wants to run the country.  She's been running things for the last year
or two.  He either died, or, she "made him disappear".

The professional paranoids in the S. Korea, and U.S., intel communities have run voice comparisons of the before and after for Little Flattop.


And...?
 
2021-09-15 4:27:46 PM  

lolmao500: kdawg7736: Go ahead and fire them at America, we will send a thousand more back at you. And you know it.

You do know those nukes have to go over Russias airspace right? And that with Russia's shiatty radars, they might think those nukes are heading for them right?

And you do know the US would lose a couple cities right? And North Korea aint gonna nuke Bumfark, Alabama... they'll be nuking DC, New York, San Diego, LA, Chicago...


You're assuming they can hit what they aim at.
 
2021-09-15 7:37:26 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: 2wolves: p51d007: I still say, the photos of him, showing his "100 pound weight loss" are not him, but a
double.  Sister wants to run the country.  She's been running things for the last year
or two.  He either died, or, she "made him disappear".

The professional paranoids in the S. Korea, and U.S., intel communities have run voice comparisons of the before and after for Little Flattop.

And...?


It's far more likely he's had a bad health scare and is positioning her as either heir apparent or as regent for his son in case the worst(as far as he's concerned) happens. If nothing else having her in place keeps people from getting ahead of themselves while planning for a succession crisis.

As in, "we're all ready for the succession crisis, now we just have to wait for the king to die or not."
 
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