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(Chron)   Galveston attorney cited for disorderly conduct for his Robert Durst cosplay   (chron.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Michael Myers, Halloween II, Walking, Samuel Loomis, Halloween, Facebook post, island attorney Mark Metzger, Halloween III: Season of the Witch  
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2021-09-15 8:10:00 AM  
Should have went with Austin Powers instead.
 
2021-09-15 11:44:06 AM  
Victimless crime.
Not a crime.
What was "disorderly" about his conduct?
Stay tuned to see them arrest everyone on Halloween.
 
2021-09-15 11:46:08 AM  
Texas logic:
Walk around with fake knife: arrest that man!
Walk around with a real gun: Not a crime, he doesn't even need a permit for it.
 
2021-09-15 12:01:20 PM  
In fairness to the cops there was a 50/50 chance the guy under the mask was gonna be black.
 
2021-09-15 12:01:40 PM  
What if he was dressed as a Ninja Turtle with a pair of swords?  Residents call animal control instead?
 
2021-09-15 12:03:42 PM  
Could be worse...

It could be Fred.
 
2021-09-15 12:06:13 PM  

Somaticasual: Could be worse...

It could be Fred.


And /end thread
 
2021-09-15 12:06:21 PM  

Walker: What was "disorderly" about his conduct?


He scared a couple of people so bad they actually jumped in the water which immediately poisoned them.
 
2021-09-15 12:06:49 PM  
cited

Not shot?

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2021-09-15 12:06:52 PM  
Can they arrest half a person?

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2021-09-15 12:08:44 PM  
Was it Friday the 13th?

Wait...
 
2021-09-15 12:09:20 PM  
So is it becoming Fark policy to green light every green-lighted story 2x?
 
2021-09-15 12:15:40 PM  

Science_Guy_3.14159: Can they arrest half a person?

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I just realized that was Frank Gorshin.
 
2021-09-15 12:16:03 PM  
There used to be an awesome butt naked BYOB titty bar on the island.
You could wheel a keg in there and camp out for hours.
 
2021-09-15 12:16:08 PM  
This seems unfair when about 52% of Texans are already disguised as Nazi Clowns.
 
2021-09-15 12:17:19 PM  

Walker: Victimless crime.
Not a crime.
What was "disorderly" about his conduct?
Stay tuned to see them arrest everyone on Halloween.


The knife.
 
2021-09-15 12:17:43 PM  
1. I'm getting some hard Karen vibes from whoever called the police on this guy.

2. Is Disorderly Conduct purely a discretionary tool that cops can use if they just don't like you? That seems to be its only use when I see it being used as an arrestable offense.
 
2021-09-15 12:24:24 PM  

Walker: Victimless crime.
Not a crime.
What was "disorderly" about his conduct?
Stay tuned to see them arrest everyone on Halloween.


Disorderly conduct is what the cops charge you with when they don't have a real crime.
 
2021-09-15 12:24:53 PM  

DOCTORD000M: Science_Guy_3.14159: Can they arrest half a person?

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I just realized that was Frank Gorshin.


It was such a great episode
 
2021-09-15 12:53:12 PM  
Lawyers have a strange sense of humor.
 
2021-09-15 1:01:56 PM  
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2021-09-15 1:07:49 PM  

dothemath: In fairness to the cops there was a 50/50 chance the guy under the mask was gonna be black.


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